MOLESTER MOON

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If you send the Molester Moon emoji to someone three times, Molester Moon will send you a series of emojis explaining how he will kill you!

Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Himself
Ian Hecox as Himself
Minority Friend: Jason Michael Fong
Girl: Rae Wright | Molester Moon: Lee Eisenhower

Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty

AD: Jon Hooker | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Ian Webb | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grip: Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | Makeup: Nicole Chilelli
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr

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(text message alert sounds)

SHUT UP!

Look, I just sent you an Emoji of a firetruck farting.

Nice, I'm gonna send you an Emoji
of a chick farting on an old man's face.

Wait...what the frick is this ugly thing?

Damn. That moon looks like
it wants to molest somebody.

Wait...are you guys talking about...Molester Moon?!

-It does look pretty molestery.
-I guess so.

Legend has it that if you
send a friend Molester Moon

three times, they'll then get a series of Emojis

which will tell them how
Molester Moon is gonna kill them!

Wait, so does it have to be
over three separate texts?

Or can you do it in the same message?

I don't know!

Well can it be interspersed with other things?

Yeah, can you be like,
"LOL, Molester Moon, LOL, Farting Cat--"

I don't know! Just don't do it! God!

(text message alert sounds)

What was that?!

I sent him a Molester Moon three times.

Why would you do that?!

Well, look, he's not a main character

and he's a minority, so he's pretty expendable.

-I'm not a minority!
-Really? Then why are you subtitled?

(¡Ay Dios Mio!)
Oh my god!

(text message alert sounds)

Dude, I got a message from Molester Moon!

-What?!
-Ah, these Emojis don't even make sense.

-Nice prank, Ian...not!
-I didn't send that.

Can we all just go to bed?

Being a minority is super tiring.

Oh, wait. Pee-pee before sleepy!

Me too! Poo-poo before...uh...floo-poo!

-(door creaks open)
-Bonjour?

Que eso?

No! No! NOOOOOOOO!

I know he was so pissed
when he took away the bucket.

I know! He was like, "Not my bucket!"

-Oh, dude! What the hell happened?!
-Check his phone.

Oh...

Wait, he got a text from Molester Moon that says,

"Fry ear donkey + pizza up rooster?"

Dude, look! His ass is all burnt up!

-Wait a second...OH!
-Oh, Jesus!

Someone chopped up his wiener!

Oh, I get it. It's "Fry your ass and slice up cock."

This Molester Moon is freaking clever.

-So Molester Moon is real.
-Awesome.

What?! No, that's-that's not awesome at all.

That's, like, the Hitler of all awesome.

Which-Which isn't very awesome.

Dude, how could you be having
a midnight snack at at time like this?

Well, duh. I'm hungry and it's
a sleepover! It's what you do.

Okay, and uh, who invited her?

Well I thought the movie
could use a little...sex appeal!

-So, uh--
-Wait, what movie?

(text message alert sounds)

Eww, this creepy moon face
sent me a a bunch of Emojis.

You sent her the Molester Moon too?!

Well I didn't want her to feel left out!

(girl shrieks)

Dang it. I missed my mouth
and got it all over my new shirt.

I think I get the sex appeal thing now.

This steaming bath should get rid of the stain.

I just hope there aren't
any electrical objects nearby

that might electrocute me while I'm in here...

just like this text message foreshadowed.

(shrieks)

We have to call the cops.

You do that and I'll send
you the Molester Moon.

-You don't have the guts!
-Oh really?

(multiple text message alerts are sent)

You idiot! You've doomed us all!

(multiple text message alerts go off)

Whatever. (scoffs)

(Anthony) Oooh, Molester Moon is gonna get me!

What the hell even this one means?!

Oh, that's super easy.

It means you're gonna get ran over by a car

while you're Christmas tree shopping.

No, dude. I'm pretty sure it means
a guy is gonna pick me up,

take me to the forest,
and stick his thumb up my--

(both gasp)

-I'm gonna molest you!
-(gasps)

-OH JESUS!
-RUUUUUUUN!

AAAAAAAH!

(both yelp in fear)

I'm gonna molest you!

Where are we running?!

I don't know! Just look out for random objects.

The people getting chased always trips over them!

-Whoa!
-Ian!

Whoa!

Come on man, get up! Oh!

Dude, watch where you're going! Oh!

(both grunt and groan)

I'm gonna molest you!

(both continue grunting and groaning)

I'm gonna molest you!

(both keep on gruntin' and groanin')

I'm gonna molest you!

(and then Ian and Anthony grunted
and groaned some more)

I'm gonna molest you!

(more grunting and groaning)

I'm gonna-

(both scream)

I'm gonna molest you!

(both whimper)

Dammit! I'm still gonna molest you...

once I get through this door!

Ah! [bleep] it!

I'm gonna go molest somebody else!

Best. Sleepover. Ever.

To see behind-the-scenes
footage, bloopers, and this...

-Does it tickle?
-It tickles a little.

-(laughter)
-I'm kind of aroused.

Click the video right here!

You got a little bit on your shoulder.

-Yeah, just-
-(laughter off screen)

-Yeah, you got it.
-Got it.

You got it.

And make sure you guys
click that subscribe button

or I'm gonna send you
the Molester Moon three times.

(text message alert sounds once)

I'm serious.

(text message alert sounds twice)

Don't make me send the third one!

(text message alert sounds for the third time)

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