WEBVTT 00:00:00.797 --> 00:00:03.463 (text message alert sounds) 00:00:03.463 --> 00:00:04.724 SHUT UP! 00:00:06.643 --> 00:00:09.102 Look, I just sent you an Emoji of a firetruck farting. 00:00:09.409 --> 00:00:13.467 Nice, I'm gonna send you an Emoji of a chick farting on an old man's face. 00:00:16.327 --> 00:00:18.633 Wait...what the frick is this ugly thing? 00:00:19.726 --> 00:00:22.286 Damn. That moon looks like it wants to molest somebody. 00:00:22.455 --> 00:00:28.288 Wait...are you guys talking about...Molester Moon?! 00:00:31.487 --> 00:00:33.102 -It does look pretty molestery. -I guess so. 00:00:33.639 --> 00:00:36.275 Legend has it that if you send a friend Molester Moon 00:00:36.291 --> 00:00:39.831 three times, they'll then get a series of Emojis 00:00:39.846 --> 00:00:43.185 which will tell them how Molester Moon is gonna kill them! 00:00:43.954 --> 00:00:46.006 Wait, so does it have to be over three separate texts? 00:00:46.282 --> 00:00:47.910 Or can you do it in the same message? 00:00:48.063 --> 00:00:48.882 I don't know! 00:00:48.882 --> 00:00:50.517 Well can it be interspersed with other things? 00:00:50.517 --> 00:00:52.648 Yeah, can you be like, "LOL, Molester Moon, LOL, Farting Cat--" 00:00:52.648 --> 00:00:54.897 I don't know! Just don't do it! God! 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:56.332 (text message alert sounds) 00:00:56.332 --> 00:00:57.479 What was that?! 00:00:57.479 --> 00:00:59.331 I sent him a Molester Moon three times. 00:00:59.331 --> 00:01:00.871 Why would you do that?! 00:01:00.947 --> 00:01:02.659 Well, look, he's not a main character 00:01:02.659 --> 00:01:05.678 and he's a minority, so he's pretty expendable. 00:01:05.678 --> 00:01:08.830 -I'm not a minority! -Really? Then why are you subtitled? 00:01:09.782 --> 00:01:11.366 (¡Ay Dios Mio!) Oh my god! 00:01:11.885 --> 00:01:12.792 (text message alert sounds) 00:01:13.249 --> 00:01:15.818 Dude, I got a message from Molester Moon! 00:01:15.818 --> 00:01:18.227 -What?! -Ah, these Emojis don't even make sense. 00:01:19.150 --> 00:01:23.393 -Nice prank, Ian...not! -I didn't send that. 00:01:23.393 --> 00:01:24.441 Can we all just go to bed? 00:01:24.825 --> 00:01:26.814 Being a minority is super tiring. 00:01:27.060 --> 00:01:30.187 Oh, wait. Pee-pee before sleepy! 00:01:30.956 --> 00:01:35.610 Me too! Poo-poo before...uh...floo-poo! 00:01:40.362 --> 00:01:42.227 -(door creaks open) -Bonjour? 00:01:42.919 --> 00:01:43.644 Que eso? 00:01:44.505 --> 00:01:48.087 No! No! NOOOOOOOO! 00:01:48.537 --> 00:01:49.893 I know he was so pissed when he took away the bucket. 00:01:49.893 --> 00:01:51.766 I know! He was like, "Not my bucket!" 00:01:51.766 --> 00:01:54.087 -Oh, dude! What the hell happened?! -Check his phone. 00:01:54.087 --> 00:01:54.812 Oh... 00:01:55.981 --> 00:01:58.499 Wait, he got a text from Molester Moon that says, 00:01:58.775 --> 00:02:03.652 "Fry ear donkey + pizza up rooster?" 00:02:04.221 --> 00:02:06.408 Dude, look! His ass is all burnt up! 00:02:06.623 --> 00:02:10.621 -Wait a second...OH! -Oh, Jesus! 00:02:10.697 --> 00:02:12.254 Someone chopped up his wiener! 00:02:13.593 --> 00:02:18.017 Oh, I get it. It's "Fry your ass and slice up cock." 00:02:18.017 --> 00:02:19.896 This Molester Moon is freaking clever. 00:02:20.219 --> 00:02:24.746 -So Molester Moon is real. -Awesome. 00:02:24.915 --> 00:02:27.230 What?! No, that's-that's not awesome at all. 00:02:27.230 --> 00:02:28.891 That's, like, the Hitler of all awesome. 00:02:29.414 --> 00:02:30.952 Which-Which isn't very awesome. 00:02:33.398 --> 00:02:36.333 Dude, how could you be having a midnight snack at at time like this? 00:02:36.333 --> 00:02:39.647 Well, duh. I'm hungry and it's a sleepover! It's what you do. 00:02:39.647 --> 00:02:41.509 Okay, and uh, who invited her? 00:02:43.031 --> 00:02:46.238 Well I thought the movie could use a little...sex appeal! 00:02:46.238 --> 00:02:48.632 -So, uh-- -Wait, what movie? 00:02:48.632 --> 00:02:49.231 (text message alert sounds) 00:02:49.231 --> 00:02:52.189 Eww, this creepy moon face sent me a a bunch of Emojis. 00:02:52.897 --> 00:02:54.762 You sent her the Molester Moon too?! 00:02:54.762 --> 00:02:56.953 Well I didn't want her to feel left out! 00:02:57.060 --> 00:02:58.367 (girl shrieks) 00:02:58.474 --> 00:03:03.275 Dang it. I missed my mouth and got it all over my new shirt. 00:03:14.410 --> 00:03:16.609 I think I get the sex appeal thing now. 00:03:18.101 --> 00:03:20.156 This steaming bath should get rid of the stain. 00:03:20.156 --> 00:03:22.639 I just hope there aren't any electrical objects nearby 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:24.506 that might electrocute me while I'm in here... 00:03:25.059 --> 00:03:27.256 just like this text message foreshadowed. 00:03:29.670 --> 00:03:30.870 (shrieks) 00:03:34.478 --> 00:03:35.651 We have to call the cops. 00:03:35.851 --> 00:03:37.811 You do that and I'll send you the Molester Moon. 00:03:38.226 --> 00:03:40.703 -You don't have the guts! -Oh really? 00:03:41.025 --> 00:03:42.833 (multiple text message alerts are sent) 00:03:43.771 --> 00:03:46.355 You idiot! You've doomed us all! 00:03:46.785 --> 00:03:48.800 (multiple text message alerts go off) 00:03:49.814 --> 00:03:51.310 Whatever. (scoffs) 00:03:51.910 --> 00:03:53.750 (Anthony) Oooh, Molester Moon is gonna get me! 00:03:55.349 --> 00:03:56.960 What the hell even this one means?! 00:03:56.960 --> 00:03:57.952 Oh, that's super easy. 00:03:57.952 --> 00:03:59.670 It means you're gonna get ran over by a car 00:03:59.670 --> 00:04:00.809 while you're Christmas tree shopping. 00:04:00.809 --> 00:04:03.275 No, dude. I'm pretty sure it means a guy is gonna pick me up, 00:04:03.275 --> 00:04:04.983 take me to the forest, and stick his thumb up my-- 00:04:06.105 --> 00:04:07.089 (both gasp) 00:04:09.299 --> 00:04:12.501 -I'm gonna molest you! -(gasps) 00:04:12.948 --> 00:04:15.589 -OH JESUS! -RUUUUUUUN! 00:04:16.235 --> 00:04:17.815 AAAAAAAH! 00:04:18.507 --> 00:04:20.440 (both yelp in fear) 00:04:21.321 --> 00:04:24.404 I'm gonna molest you! 00:04:24.473 --> 00:04:25.423 Where are we running?! 00:04:25.423 --> 00:04:27.492 I don't know! Just look out for random objects. 00:04:27.492 --> 00:04:29.306 The people getting chased always trips over them! 00:04:30.013 --> 00:04:31.287 -Whoa! -Ian! 00:04:31.287 --> 00:04:32.271 Whoa! 00:04:32.594 --> 00:04:34.148 Come on man, get up! Oh! 00:04:34.314 --> 00:04:36.114 Dude, watch where you're going! Oh! 00:04:36.469 --> 00:04:39.609 (both grunt and groan) 00:04:40.304 --> 00:04:42.505 I'm gonna molest you! 00:04:43.255 --> 00:04:45.896 (both continue grunting and groaning) 00:04:46.357 --> 00:04:48.610 I'm gonna molest you! 00:04:49.185 --> 00:04:51.191 (both keep on gruntin' and groanin') 00:04:51.191 --> 00:04:53.545 I'm gonna molest you! 00:04:54.371 --> 00:04:57.089 (and then Ian and Anthony grunted and groaned some more) 00:04:57.089 --> 00:04:59.166 I'm gonna molest you! 00:04:59.505 --> 00:05:02.405 (more grunting and groaning) 00:05:03.216 --> 00:05:04.330 I'm gonna- 00:05:04.591 --> 00:05:05.778 (both scream) 00:05:05.778 --> 00:05:07.780 I'm gonna molest you! 00:05:07.780 --> 00:05:10.112 (both whimper) 00:05:10.742 --> 00:05:14.025 Dammit! I'm still gonna molest you... 00:05:14.025 --> 00:05:16.483 once I get through this door! 00:05:17.266 --> 00:05:18.658 Ah! [bleep] it! 00:05:19.104 --> 00:05:20.819 I'm gonna go molest somebody else! 00:05:32.463 --> 00:05:35.464 Best. Sleepover. Ever. 00:05:44.277 --> 00:05:48.708 To see behind-the-scenes footage, bloopers, and this... 00:05:48.708 --> 00:05:50.612 -Does it tickle? -It tickles a little. 00:05:50.612 --> 00:05:52.347 -(laughter) -I'm kind of aroused. 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:54.280 Click the video right here! 00:05:54.526 --> 00:05:55.587 You got a little bit on your shoulder. 00:05:56.109 --> 00:05:57.190 -Yeah, just- -(laughter off screen) 00:05:57.190 --> 00:05:58.665 -Yeah, you got it. -Got it. 00:05:58.665 --> 00:05:59.320 You got it. 00:05:59.320 --> 00:06:01.231 And make sure you guys click that subscribe button 00:06:01.231 --> 00:06:04.685 or I'm gonna send you the Molester Moon three times. 00:06:06.223 --> 00:06:07.345 (text message alert sounds once) 00:06:07.579 --> 00:06:08.595 I'm serious. 00:06:09.851 --> 00:06:10.819 (text message alert sounds twice) 00:06:11.192 --> 00:06:13.207 Don't make me send the third one! 00:06:15.192 --> 00:06:16.115 (text message alert sounds for the third time) 00:06:17.586 --> 00:06:21.081 [visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube to collaborate or make a request]