1 00:00:00,797 --> 00:00:03,463 (text message alert sounds) 2 00:00:03,463 --> 00:00:04,724 SHUT UP! 3 00:00:06,643 --> 00:00:09,102 Look, I just sent you an Emoji of a firetruck farting. 4 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:13,467 Nice, I'm gonna send you an Emoji of a chick farting on an old man's face. 5 00:00:16,327 --> 00:00:18,633 Wait...what the frick is this ugly thing? 6 00:00:19,726 --> 00:00:22,286 Damn. That moon looks like it wants to molest somebody. 7 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:28,288 Wait...are you guys talking about...Molester Moon?! 8 00:00:31,487 --> 00:00:33,102 -It does look pretty molestery. -I guess so. 9 00:00:33,639 --> 00:00:36,275 Legend has it that if you send a friend Molester Moon 10 00:00:36,291 --> 00:00:39,831 three times, they'll then get a series of Emojis 11 00:00:39,846 --> 00:00:43,185 which will tell them how Molester Moon is gonna kill them! 12 00:00:43,954 --> 00:00:46,006 Wait, so does it have to be over three separate texts? 13 00:00:46,282 --> 00:00:47,910 Or can you do it in the same message? 14 00:00:48,063 --> 00:00:48,882 I don't know! 15 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,517 Well can it be interspersed with other things? 16 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,648 Yeah, can you be like, "LOL, Molester Moon, LOL, Farting Cat--" 17 00:00:52,648 --> 00:00:54,897 I don't know! Just don't do it! God! 18 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:56,332 (text message alert sounds) 19 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:57,479 What was that?! 20 00:00:57,479 --> 00:00:59,331 I sent him a Molester Moon three times. 21 00:00:59,331 --> 00:01:00,871 Why would you do that?! 22 00:01:00,947 --> 00:01:02,659 Well, look, he's not a main character 23 00:01:02,659 --> 00:01:05,678 and he's a minority, so he's pretty expendable. 24 00:01:05,678 --> 00:01:08,830 -I'm not a minority! -Really? Then why are you subtitled? 25 00:01:09,782 --> 00:01:11,366 (¡Ay Dios Mio!) Oh my god! 26 00:01:11,885 --> 00:01:12,792 (text message alert sounds) 27 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:15,818 Dude, I got a message from Molester Moon! 28 00:01:15,818 --> 00:01:18,227 -What?! -Ah, these Emojis don't even make sense. 29 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:23,393 -Nice prank, Ian...not! -I didn't send that. 30 00:01:23,393 --> 00:01:24,441 Can we all just go to bed? 31 00:01:24,825 --> 00:01:26,814 Being a minority is super tiring. 32 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:30,187 Oh, wait. Pee-pee before sleepy! 33 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:35,610 Me too! Poo-poo before...uh...floo-poo! 34 00:01:40,362 --> 00:01:42,227 -(door creaks open) -Bonjour? 35 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:43,644 Que eso? 36 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:48,087 No! No! NOOOOOOOO! 37 00:01:48,537 --> 00:01:49,893 I know he was so pissed when he took away the bucket. 38 00:01:49,893 --> 00:01:51,766 I know! He was like, "Not my bucket!" 39 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,087 -Oh, dude! What the hell happened?! -Check his phone. 40 00:01:54,087 --> 00:01:54,812 Oh... 41 00:01:55,981 --> 00:01:58,499 Wait, he got a text from Molester Moon that says, 42 00:01:58,775 --> 00:02:03,652 "Fry ear donkey + pizza up rooster?" 43 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:06,408 Dude, look! His ass is all burnt up! 44 00:02:06,623 --> 00:02:10,621 -Wait a second...OH! -Oh, Jesus! 45 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,254 Someone chopped up his wiener! 46 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:18,017 Oh, I get it. It's "Fry your ass and slice up cock." 47 00:02:18,017 --> 00:02:19,896 This Molester Moon is freaking clever. 48 00:02:20,219 --> 00:02:24,746 -So Molester Moon is real. -Awesome. 49 00:02:24,915 --> 00:02:27,230 What?! No, that's-that's not awesome at all. 50 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,891 That's, like, the Hitler of all awesome. 51 00:02:29,414 --> 00:02:30,952 Which-Which isn't very awesome. 52 00:02:33,398 --> 00:02:36,333 Dude, how could you be having a midnight snack at at time like this? 53 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:39,647 Well, duh. I'm hungry and it's a sleepover! It's what you do. 54 00:02:39,647 --> 00:02:41,509 Okay, and uh, who invited her? 55 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:46,238 Well I thought the movie could use a little...sex appeal! 56 00:02:46,238 --> 00:02:48,632 -So, uh-- -Wait, what movie? 57 00:02:48,632 --> 00:02:49,231 (text message alert sounds) 58 00:02:49,231 --> 00:02:52,189 Eww, this creepy moon face sent me a a bunch of Emojis. 59 00:02:52,897 --> 00:02:54,762 You sent her the Molester Moon too?! 60 00:02:54,762 --> 00:02:56,953 Well I didn't want her to feel left out! 61 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,367 (girl shrieks) 62 00:02:58,474 --> 00:03:03,275 Dang it. I missed my mouth and got it all over my new shirt. 63 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:16,609 I think I get the sex appeal thing now. 64 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:20,156 This steaming bath should get rid of the stain. 65 00:03:20,156 --> 00:03:22,639 I just hope there aren't any electrical objects nearby 66 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,506 that might electrocute me while I'm in here... 67 00:03:25,059 --> 00:03:27,256 just like this text message foreshadowed. 68 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:30,870 (shrieks) 69 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:35,651 We have to call the cops. 70 00:03:35,851 --> 00:03:37,811 You do that and I'll send you the Molester Moon. 71 00:03:38,226 --> 00:03:40,703 -You don't have the guts! -Oh really? 72 00:03:41,025 --> 00:03:42,833 (multiple text message alerts are sent) 73 00:03:43,771 --> 00:03:46,355 You idiot! You've doomed us all! 74 00:03:46,785 --> 00:03:48,800 (multiple text message alerts go off) 75 00:03:49,814 --> 00:03:51,310 Whatever. (scoffs) 76 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:53,750 (Anthony) Oooh, Molester Moon is gonna get me! 77 00:03:55,349 --> 00:03:56,960 What the hell even this one means?! 78 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,952 Oh, that's super easy. 79 00:03:57,952 --> 00:03:59,670 It means you're gonna get ran over by a car 80 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:00,809 while you're Christmas tree shopping. 81 00:04:00,809 --> 00:04:03,275 No, dude. I'm pretty sure it means a guy is gonna pick me up, 82 00:04:03,275 --> 00:04:04,983 take me to the forest, and stick his thumb up my-- 83 00:04:06,105 --> 00:04:07,089 (both gasp) 84 00:04:09,299 --> 00:04:12,501 -I'm gonna molest you! -(gasps) 85 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:15,589 -OH JESUS! -RUUUUUUUN! 86 00:04:16,235 --> 00:04:17,815 AAAAAAAH! 87 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:20,440 (both yelp in fear) 88 00:04:21,321 --> 00:04:24,404 I'm gonna molest you! 89 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,423 Where are we running?! 90 00:04:25,423 --> 00:04:27,492 I don't know! Just look out for random objects. 91 00:04:27,492 --> 00:04:29,306 The people getting chased always trips over them! 92 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:31,287 -Whoa! -Ian! 93 00:04:31,287 --> 00:04:32,271 Whoa! 94 00:04:32,594 --> 00:04:34,148 Come on man, get up! Oh! 95 00:04:34,314 --> 00:04:36,114 Dude, watch where you're going! Oh! 96 00:04:36,469 --> 00:04:39,609 (both grunt and groan) 97 00:04:40,304 --> 00:04:42,505 I'm gonna molest you! 98 00:04:43,255 --> 00:04:45,896 (both continue grunting and groaning) 99 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:48,610 I'm gonna molest you! 100 00:04:49,185 --> 00:04:51,191 (both keep on gruntin' and groanin') 101 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,545 I'm gonna molest you! 102 00:04:54,371 --> 00:04:57,089 (and then Ian and Anthony grunted and groaned some more) 103 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:59,166 I'm gonna molest you! 104 00:04:59,505 --> 00:05:02,405 (more grunting and groaning) 105 00:05:03,216 --> 00:05:04,330 I'm gonna- 106 00:05:04,591 --> 00:05:05,778 (both scream) 107 00:05:05,778 --> 00:05:07,780 I'm gonna molest you! 108 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:10,112 (both whimper) 109 00:05:10,742 --> 00:05:14,025 Dammit! I'm still gonna molest you... 110 00:05:14,025 --> 00:05:16,483 once I get through this door! 111 00:05:17,266 --> 00:05:18,658 Ah! [bleep] it! 112 00:05:19,104 --> 00:05:20,819 I'm gonna go molest somebody else! 113 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:35,464 Best. Sleepover. Ever. 114 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:48,708 To see behind-the-scenes footage, bloopers, and this... 115 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:50,612 -Does it tickle? -It tickles a little. 116 00:05:50,612 --> 00:05:52,347 -(laughter) -I'm kind of aroused. 117 00:05:52,639 --> 00:05:54,280 Click the video right here! 118 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:55,587 You got a little bit on your shoulder. 119 00:05:56,109 --> 00:05:57,190 -Yeah, just- -(laughter off screen) 120 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,665 -Yeah, you got it. -Got it. 121 00:05:58,665 --> 00:05:59,320 You got it. 122 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,231 And make sure you guys click that subscribe button 123 00:06:01,231 --> 00:06:04,685 or I'm gonna send you the Molester Moon three times. 124 00:06:06,223 --> 00:06:07,345 (text message alert sounds once) 125 00:06:07,579 --> 00:06:08,595 I'm serious. 126 00:06:09,851 --> 00:06:10,819 (text message alert sounds twice) 127 00:06:11,192 --> 00:06:13,207 Don't make me send the third one! 128 00:06:15,192 --> 00:06:16,115 (text message alert sounds for the third time) 129 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:21,081 [visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube to collaborate or make a request]