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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.80,0:00:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text message alert sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.46,0:00:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SHUT UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.64,0:00:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I just sent you an Emoji of a firetruck farting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.41,0:00:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice, I'm gonna send you an Emoji\Nof a chick farting on an old man's face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.33,0:00:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait...what the frick is this ugly thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.73,0:00:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn. That moon looks like\Nit wants to molest somebody.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.46,0:00:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait...are you guys talking about...Molester Moon?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.49,0:00:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It does look pretty molestery.\N-I guess so.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.64,0:00:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Legend has it that if you\Nsend a friend Molester Moon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.29,0:00:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,three times, they'll then get a series of Emojis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.85,0:00:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which will tell them how \NMolester Moon is gonna kill them!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.95,0:00:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, so does it have to be \Nover three separate texts?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.28,0:00:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or can you do it in the same message?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.06,0:00:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.88,0:00:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well can it be interspersed with other things?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.52,0:00:52.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, can you be like, \N"LOL, Molester Moon, LOL, Farting Cat--"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.65,0:00:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know! Just don't do it! God!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.62,0:00:56.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text message alert sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.33,0:00:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.48,0:00:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent him a Molester Moon three times.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.33,0:01:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you do that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.95,0:01:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, look, he's not a main character
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.66,0:01:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's a minority, so he's pretty expendable.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.68,0:01:08.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not a minority!\N-Really? Then why are you subtitled?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.78,0:01:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(¡Ay Dios Mio!)\NOh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.88,0:01:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text message alert sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.25,0:01:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, I got a message from Molester Moon!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.82,0:01:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?!\N-Ah, these Emojis don't even make sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.15,0:01:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nice prank, Ian...not!\N-I didn't send that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.39,0:01:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we all just go to bed?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.82,0:01:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being a minority is super tiring.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.06,0:01:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait. Pee-pee before sleepy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.96,0:01:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me too! Poo-poo before...uh...floo-poo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.36,0:01:42.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(door creaks open)\N-Bonjour?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.92,0:01:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que eso?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.50,0:01:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No! NOOOOOOOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.54,0:01:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know he was so pissed\Nwhen he took away the bucket.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.89,0:01:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know! He was like, "Not my bucket!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.77,0:01:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, dude! What the hell happened?!\N-Check his phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.09,0:01:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.98,0:01:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, he got a text from Molester Moon that says,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.78,0:02:03.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fry ear donkey + pizza up rooster?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.22,0:02:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, look! His ass is all burnt up!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.62,0:02:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait a second...OH!\N-Oh, Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.70,0:02:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone chopped up his wiener!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.59,0:02:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I get it. It's "Fry your ass and slice up cock."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.02,0:02:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This Molester Moon is freaking clever.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.22,0:02:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So Molester Moon is real.\N-Awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.92,0:02:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! No, that's-that's not awesome at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.23,0:02:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's, like, the Hitler of all awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.41,0:02:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which-Which isn't very awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.40,0:02:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, how could you be having\Na midnight snack at at time like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.33,0:02:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, duh. I'm hungry and it's\Na sleepover! It's what you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.65,0:02:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, and uh, who invited her?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.03,0:02:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I thought the movie \Ncould use a little...sex appeal!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.24,0:02:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, uh--\N-Wait, what movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.63,0:02:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text message alert sounds)\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.23,0:02:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eww, this creepy moon face \Nsent me a a bunch of Emojis.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.90,0:02:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sent her the Molester Moon too?!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.76,0:02:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I didn't want her to feel left out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.06,0:02:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(girl shrieks)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.47,0:03:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dang it. I missed my mouth \Nand got it all over my new shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.41,0:03:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I get the sex appeal thing now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.10,0:03:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This steaming bath should get rid of the stain.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.16,0:03:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just hope there aren't \Nany electrical objects nearby
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.64,0:03:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that might electrocute me while I'm in here...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.06,0:03:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like this text message foreshadowed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.67,0:03:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrieks)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.48,0:03:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to call the cops.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.85,0:03:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do that and I'll send\Nyou the Molester Moon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.23,0:03:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You don't have the guts!\N-Oh really?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.02,0:03:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(multiple text message alerts are sent)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.77,0:03:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You idiot! You've doomed us all!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.78,0:03:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(multiple text message alerts go off)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.81,0:03:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever. (scoffs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.91,0:03:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Oooh, Molester Moon is gonna get me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.35,0:03:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell even this one means?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.96,0:03:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's super easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.95,0:03:59.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means you're gonna get ran over by a car
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.67,0:04:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you're Christmas tree shopping.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.81,0:04:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, dude. I'm pretty sure it means\Na guy is gonna pick me up,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.28,0:04:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take me to the forest, \Nand stick his thumb up my--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.10,0:04:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both gasp)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.30,0:04:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm gonna molest you!\N-(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.95,0:04:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-OH JESUS!\N-RUUUUUUUN!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.24,0:04:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAAAAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.51,0:04:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both yelp in fear)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.32,0:04:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna molest you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.47,0:04:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are we running?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.42,0:04:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know! Just look out for random objects.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.49,0:04:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The people getting chased always trips over them!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.01,0:04:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!\N-Ian!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.29,0:04:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.59,0:04:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on man, get up! Oh! \N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.31,0:04:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, watch where you're going! Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.47,0:04:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both grunt and groan)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.30,0:04:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna molest you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.26,0:04:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both continue grunting and groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.36,0:04:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna molest you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.18,0:04:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both keep on gruntin' and groanin')
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.19,0:04:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna molest you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.37,0:04:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(and then Ian and Anthony grunted\Nand groaned some more)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.09,0:04:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna molest you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.50,0:05:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(more grunting and groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.22,0:05:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.59,0:05:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both scream)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.78,0:05:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna molest you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.78,0:05:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both whimper)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.74,0:05:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit! I'm still gonna molest you...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.02,0:05:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once I get through this door!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.27,0:05:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! [bleep] it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.10,0:05:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go molest somebody else!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.46,0:05:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best. Sleepover. Ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.28,0:05:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To see behind-the-scenes\Nfootage, bloopers, and this...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.71,0:05:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Does it tickle? \N-It tickles a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.61,0:05:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(laughter)\N-I'm kind of aroused.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.64,0:05:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click the video right here!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.53,0:05:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got a little bit on your shoulder.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.11,0:05:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, just-\N-(laughter off screen)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.19,0:05:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, you got it.\N-Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.66,0:05:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.32,0:06:01.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And make sure you guys \Nclick that subscribe button
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.23,0:06:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or I'm gonna send {\i1}you{\i0}\Nthe Molester Moon three times.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.22,0:06:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text message alert sounds once)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.58,0:06:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.85,0:06:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text message alert sounds twice)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.19,0:06:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make me send the third one!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.19,0:06:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(text message alert sounds for the third time)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.59,0:06:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube \Nto collaborate or make a request]