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(text message alert sounds)

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SHUT UP!

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Look, I just sent you an Emoji of a firetruck farting.

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Nice, I'm gonna send you an Emoji[br]of a chick farting on an old man's face.

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Wait...what the frick is this ugly thing?

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Damn. That moon looks like[br]it wants to molest somebody.

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Wait...are you guys talking about...Molester Moon?!

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-It does look pretty molestery.[br]-I guess so.

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Legend has it that if you[br]send a friend Molester Moon

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three times, they'll then get a series of Emojis

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which will tell them how [br]Molester Moon is gonna kill them!

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Wait, so does it have to be [br]over three separate texts?

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Or can you do it in the same message?

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I don't know!

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Well can it be interspersed with other things?

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Yeah, can you be like, [br]"LOL, Molester Moon, LOL, Farting Cat--"

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I don't know! Just don't do it! God!

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(text message alert sounds)

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What was that?!

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I sent him a Molester Moon three times.

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Why would you do that?!

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Well, look, he's not a main character

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and he's a minority, so he's pretty expendable.

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-I'm not a minority![br]-Really? Then why are you subtitled?

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(¡Ay Dios Mio!)[br]Oh my god!

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(text message alert sounds)

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Dude, I got a message from Molester Moon!

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-What?![br]-Ah, these Emojis don't even make sense.

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-Nice prank, Ian...not![br]-I didn't send that.

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Can we all just go to bed?

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Being a minority is super tiring.

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Oh, wait. Pee-pee before sleepy!

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Me too! Poo-poo before...uh...floo-poo!

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-(door creaks open)[br]-Bonjour?

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Que eso?

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No! No! NOOOOOOOO!

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I know he was so pissed[br]when he took away the bucket.[br]

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I know! He was like, "Not my bucket!"

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-Oh, dude! What the hell happened?![br]-Check his phone.

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Oh...[br]

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Wait, he got a text from Molester Moon that says,

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"Fry ear donkey + pizza up rooster?"

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Dude, look! His ass is all burnt up!

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-Wait a second...OH![br]-Oh, Jesus!

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Someone chopped up his wiener!

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Oh, I get it. It's "Fry your ass and slice up cock."

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This Molester Moon is freaking clever.

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-So Molester Moon is real.[br]-Awesome.

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What?! No, that's-that's not awesome at all.

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That's, like, the Hitler of all awesome.

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Which-Which isn't very awesome.

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Dude, how could you be having[br]a midnight snack at at time like this?

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Well, duh. I'm hungry and it's[br]a sleepover! It's what you do.

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Okay, and uh, who invited her?

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Well I thought the movie [br]could use a little...sex appeal!

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-So, uh--[br]-Wait, what movie?

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(text message alert sounds)[br]

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Eww, this creepy moon face [br]sent me a a bunch of Emojis.

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You sent her the Molester Moon too?![br]

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Well I didn't want her to feel left out!

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(girl shrieks)

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Dang it. I missed my mouth [br]and got it all over my new shirt.

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I think I get the sex appeal thing now.

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This steaming bath should get rid of the stain.

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I just hope there aren't [br]any electrical objects nearby

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that might electrocute me while I'm in here...

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just like this text message foreshadowed.

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(shrieks)

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We have to call the cops.[br]

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You do that and I'll send[br]you the Molester Moon.

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-You don't have the guts![br]-Oh really?

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(multiple text message alerts are sent)

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You idiot! You've doomed us all!

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(multiple text message alerts go off)

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Whatever. (scoffs)

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(Anthony) Oooh, Molester Moon is gonna get me!

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What the hell even this one means?!

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Oh, that's super easy.

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It means you're gonna get ran over by a car

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while you're Christmas tree shopping.

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No, dude. I'm pretty sure it means[br]a guy is gonna pick me up,

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take me to the forest, [br]and stick his thumb up my--

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(both gasp)

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-I'm gonna molest you![br]-(gasps)

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-OH JESUS![br]-RUUUUUUUN!

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AAAAAAAH!

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(both yelp in fear)

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I'm gonna molest you!

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Where are we running?!

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I don't know! Just look out for random objects.

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The people getting chased always trips over them!

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-Whoa![br]-Ian!

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Whoa!

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Come on man, get up! Oh! [br]

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Dude, watch where you're going! Oh!

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(both grunt and groan)

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I'm gonna molest you!

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(both continue grunting and groaning)

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I'm gonna molest you!

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(both keep on gruntin' and groanin')

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I'm gonna molest you!

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(and then Ian and Anthony grunted[br]and groaned some more)

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I'm gonna molest you!

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(more grunting and groaning)

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I'm gonna-

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(both scream)

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I'm gonna molest you!

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(both whimper)

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Dammit! I'm still gonna molest you...

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once I get through this door!

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Ah! [bleep] it!

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I'm gonna go molest somebody else!

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Best. Sleepover. Ever.

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To see behind-the-scenes[br]footage, bloopers, and this...

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-Does it tickle? [br]-It tickles a little.

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-(laughter)[br]-I'm kind of aroused.

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Click the video right here!

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You got a little bit on your shoulder.

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-Yeah, just-[br]-(laughter off screen)

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-Yeah, you got it.[br]-Got it.

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You got it.

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And make sure you guys [br]click that subscribe button

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or I'm gonna send <i>you</i>[br]the Molester Moon three times.

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(text message alert sounds once)

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I'm serious.

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(text message alert sounds twice)

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Don't make me send the third one!

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(text message alert sounds for the third time)

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