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REAL NAKED GURLS! - Happy Wheels #71

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    Hey, how's it going, bros?
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    My name is PewDiePie
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    Welcome back to Happy Wheels
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    We're gonna start from the bottom now...
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    fuck.
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    Welcome to Awesome Course Six
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    This is so awesome. I'm having a lot of fu-
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    [Sneeze]
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    Ok, here we go.
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    That's ho-
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    [laughs]
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    That's how you die.
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    Fronnttt flipppp.
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    What a wonderful--oh shit.
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    GO SON. WE CAN STILL DO IT [laughs]
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    [Son's voice] It smells weird in here, dad.
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    Oh shit, it's censored.
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    WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' TO MY BODY, BOY?
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    [Son's voice] Oh yeah.
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    YOOOLLLLOOO
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    [From video game: Dad says "ow"]
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    FUUCCK.
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    See, this is what happens when you YOLO.
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    [Video Game: Dad says "Oh, God!"]
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    Smell my ass....SMELL IT I TELL YOU
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    That is what happens when you don't smell my ass.
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    [In son's voice] "No, dad. Please. I don't want."
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    Fine, I'll smell it. [Long Sniff] Fucking strawberries.
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    Hard, but Possible.
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    It's hard, but possible, woman.
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    Alright, here we go.
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    Front flip!
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    [chuckles]
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    Okay.
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    Let's try that again.
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    Whoops!
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    Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, oh!
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    Okay.
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    [Video Game: Woman says "Why?!"]
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    [laughter] Sorry.
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    Here we go again.
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    [Video Game: Woman screams in pain]
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    Forget the bitch. Oh, she's literally part of us.
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    That's romantic.
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    [laughs] She's part of the bicycle.
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    There we go.
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    Oh no! We lost someone!
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    [gasps]
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    Hard, but possible! I'm so close!
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    [in woman's voice] Go on and win it!
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    Shut up, bitch. Ahhh...gotta make it!
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    Fuck yeah.
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    That's all...gotta stretch....ah no, my penis, ahhhh not my p-ah no, it's getting sucked in.
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    Fuuuucck.
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    [laughs]
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    It hurts.
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    [whirring noise]
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    Here we go! Go son!
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    Shit.
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    Go bike, kill him. Kill him. Yeah!
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    Yes! That's a victory for me.
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    No.
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    Front flip.
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    Go son!
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    Go son!
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    Go.
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    Dance!
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    Dance! Oh, I'll dance. I think this is how Miley twerks.
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    Doing it!
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    Doing it!
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    Doing it. FUCK YEAH. [laughs]
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    This is weird.
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    Alright. PewDiePie quiz.
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    It's always the same questions.
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    [Video Game: glass breaking] There we go.
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    I'm not from Sweeeeden. I'm from Sweden.
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    But uh, ok. I land on pineapples. Thanks.
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    How old am I?
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    They don't even know! [laughs]
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    It's the worst quiz ever.
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    I'm 23, by the way.
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    [Video Game: Glass breaks]
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    What is my girlfriend's n--Marla. [laughs] Ok.
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    [video game: glass breaks]
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    Well, they spelled her name right. Usually they don't. [laughs again]
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    What does PewDiePie call his subscribers?
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    Pew-Pewders.
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    [video game: glass breaks]
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    Bros. Hell yeah.
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    What is PewDiePie's enemy?
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    [glass breaking] The barrels. Yes, of course.
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    Is PewDiePie awesome?
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    I'm curious what happens if you say no.
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    [glass breaks] So I'm just going to say no for no's sake.
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    Really? That's it? And you don't even kill him?
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    At least there'd be a brofist in the face or something.
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    I don't know.
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    Whoa-what is this?
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    Whoa-ho-ho. Whoa. What's going on?
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    Wha-?
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    Wha-?
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    What in the heavens is going on here? Jesus save my li-
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    Let's try that again.
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    What am I doing on this chair?
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    [video game: bones crack] [laughs] Oh shi-! Ok.
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    No touching anything, OK?
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    I dunno about this one fr-
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    oh there we go, there we go.
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    Hey, lady. How you doing?
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    I give you my heart.
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    Indeed you do.
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    What?
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    WHAT?!
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    [laughter] What the hell is going on?
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    [explosion]
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    NO DON'T SHOOT MY-
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    She shot my heart. Oh no.
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    This is at least a better love story than Twilight.
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    [cannon boom] That bitch is fucking crazy.
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    That bitch is out of her goddamn mind.
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    What the hell is wrong with her?
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    Stop playing with my heart!
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    How dare she....how dare she play with my fragile little heart?
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    [car crashes against wall]
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    What da' hell? [laughs]
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    I got my heart back, bitch.
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    And it's wha--.
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    What?
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    [video game: man screams angrily]
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    [video game: Victory Theme Song plays]
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    Okay...that was actually awesome.
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    I gotta rate that one.
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    I don't want to log in, but fuck.
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    Try to get back Chuck Norris. There's a tutorial in the replays, so check it out.
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    What...it can't be that difficult?
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    Chuck!
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    Step aside, Chuck.
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    [laughter]
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    What the hell?
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    Okay....
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    Whoa...what is happening...?
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    Vespa, you're outta control.
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    Ah, fucking Chuck Norris.
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    Don't be jealous, Vespa. Don't be jealous.
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    Gonna do it.
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    [gasp]
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    DAT ASS GRAB. Dat ass.
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    [video game: Victory Theme Song plays] Yeah!
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    That's how...[hear thud as earphones fall onto floor]
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    What? Press "C" twice, then shift to be the baby.
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    [in baby's voice] Come here, bitch!
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    [whispers] I'm gonna fuck you.
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    Dat's right, bitch. That's right.
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    Woooooo! Come on, bittch! This is how we play, you mother fu--
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    Oh yeah. You racist little bitch.
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    He said it. He said it. I didn't say anything.
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    [whimsical music playing]
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    Star Wars?
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    I love Star Wars.
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    [gasp]
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    A light saber!
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    [laughs] He just fuckin' stabbed himself.
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    Yes!
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    I'm pretty sure this is how Star Wars, the new episode, is going on.
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    Watermelons and lightsabers.
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    It kinda looks like...kinda looks like a...nothing.
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    [laughs] Star Wars. Fuck yeah!
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    [whimsical music plays]
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    Toby or Pe-ppwwwweee
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    [laughs] I'm sorry.
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    Pee-pee-pee [laughter continues]
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    Wha-I don't even know why that's so funny...
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    Pie-Die-Wie.
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    Happy Wheel's spelling is like the fucking best!
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    Maps like this is what makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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    It's so bad.
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    [swoosh swoosh] Cross the homing mines?
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    What the fuck?
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    [video game: Victory Theme Music starts]
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    Irresponsible dad, let's start adventure!
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    Ah, it's a beautiful day.
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    [BOOM]
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    Whoa!
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    [speaks Swedish]
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    You will die!
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    Well, I sure hope so.
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    This fucking gay ass son is behind me.
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    Calm down with your fucking noises.
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    [video game: Victory Song Starts]
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    [laughs]
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    Make a face. Huh? You want me to make a face?
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    Step one: skin color.
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    Let's make...uhhh... Justin Beiber
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    because...uh...I don't know. It'll be easier.
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    Alright. There we go. Step two: hair.
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    Ummm [burps] I don't know his fucking hair.
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    I feel this is pretty Beiberish. Here we go.
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    Alright, eyes.
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    Nice, there we go. Definitely those.
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    Nose. He has...like...a tiny, Asian nose.
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    There we go, here it is.
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    There we go.
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    Facial hair? Pttthhhh.
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    Women don't have facial hair.
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    There we go.
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    This better be good.
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    That looks like Michael Jackson! What the fuck?
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    [laughs] Kill it. Kill it with fire!
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    Real naked girl?!
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    Santa Claus. Legit naked girl glitch.
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    Rate, then wait ten seconds.
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    Where's the naked girl? What the hell?
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    [breaks into laughter]
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    I didn't even mean....
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    what the hell just happened?
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    Where em' titties? Where em titties?!
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    Slightly sickening you stayed through all that to see boobies.
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    TABLE FLIP.
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    Survive the attacks, huh?
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    No problem.
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    Super Mexican.
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    I have a shield!
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    Fuck. I got his dick at least.
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    Please! I have a son! Kill him, not me.
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    Come on! Yeah!
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    Yeah!
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    [sing-song] I'm finally free from that bitch!
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    [rap song starts]
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    I've a son!
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    Oh sh--What the--[laughter]
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    How's that possible?
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    [clicks keyboard]
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    What is going on?
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    [laughter] Look at this shit, boy.
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    Look at my legs. They're dancing.
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    Oh shit, I don't even know what's going on.
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    Oh, come on.
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    Smell my ass, you little shit.
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    Ah...you'll forever smell my ass. [laughs]
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    What the hell are they doing? [laughs]
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    This oddly became one big orgy.
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    Keep smelling it! Did I tell you to sto-?
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    Yeah, that's right. You smell it.
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    [in son's voice] Dad...no!
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    Keep smelling... Keep smelling.
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    Keep smelling! [laughter]
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    Can I never do it?
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    Alright, shield!
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    [laughter] My son became a hat!
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    Son, are you alive?
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    I don't get it.
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    Are you alive or what?
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    Front flip.
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    Bike!
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    You came back!
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    Ohhh yeah....fuck me bike. Uhhhh.
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    Uhhh.
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    Uhhh.
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    Uhhhhhh, I came.
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    [in son's voice] You disgust me.
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    Alright, that's cool.
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    That's all the Happy Wheels for today.
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    Hope you bros enjoyed watching. Hit subscribe to become a bro today. I'll see you in the next one.
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    Stay awesome, bros. Love you. Bye!
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REAL NAKED GURLS! - Happy Wheels #71
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
11:34

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