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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.74,0:00:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, how's it going, bros?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.11,0:00:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is PewDiePie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.75,0:00:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back to Happy Wheels
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.45,0:00:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna start from the bottom now...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.98,0:00:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.54,0:00:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Awesome Course Six
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so awesome. I'm having a lot of fu-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.77,0:00:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sneeze]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.73,0:00:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.67,0:00:24.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's ho-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.54,0:00:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.28,0:00:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how you die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.66,0:00:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fronnttt flipppp.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.33,0:00:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a wonderful--oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.94,0:00:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GO SON. WE CAN STILL DO IT [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.93,0:00:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Son's voice] It smells weird in here, dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.79,0:00:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, it's censored.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.51,0:00:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' TO MY BODY, BOY?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.12,0:00:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Son's voice] Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.72,0:00:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOOOLLLLOOO
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.38,0:00:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[From video game: Dad says "ow"]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.54,0:00:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FUUCCK.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.25,0:00:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, this is what happens when you YOLO.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.87,0:00:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Video Game: Dad says "Oh, God!"]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.96,0:00:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smell my ass....SMELL IT I TELL YOU
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.45,0:01:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is what happens when you don't smell my ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.49,0:01:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[In son's voice] "No, dad. Please. I don't want."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.46,0:01:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine, I'll smell it. [Long Sniff] Fucking strawberries.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.23,0:01:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hard, but Possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.37,0:01:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard, but possible, woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.41,0:01:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.37,0:01:13.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Front flip!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.87,0:01:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.38,0:01:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.01,0:01:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's try that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.28,0:01:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoops!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.46,0:01:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.59,0:01:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.42,0:01:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Video Game: Woman says "Why?!"]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.79,0:01:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter] Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.66,0:01:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.54,0:01:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Video Game: Woman screams in pain]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.15,0:01:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget the bitch. Oh, she's literally part of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.29,0:01:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's romantic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.29,0:01:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] She's part of the bicycle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.34,0:01:35.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.29,0:01:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! We lost someone!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.54,0:01:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gasps]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.17,0:01:39.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hard, but possible! I'm so close!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.62,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[in woman's voice] Go on and win it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, bitch. Ahhh...gotta make it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.71,0:01:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.62,0:01:51.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all...gotta stretch....ah no, my penis, ahhhh not my p-ah no, it's getting sucked in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.85,0:01:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuuuucck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.91,0:01:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.48,0:01:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.13,0:01:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whirring noise]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.92,0:01:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go! Go son!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.21,0:01:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.52,0:02:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go bike, kill him. Kill him. Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.20,0:02:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! That's a victory for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.76,0:02:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.37,0:02:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Front flip.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.95,0:02:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go son!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.37,0:02:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go son!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.26,0:02:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.04,0:02:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dance!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.71,0:02:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dance! Oh, I'll dance. I think this is how Miley twerks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.57,0:02:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.85,0:02:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.58,0:02:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing it. FUCK YEAH. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.51,0:02:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.32,0:02:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. PewDiePie quiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.64,0:02:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's always the same questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.86,0:02:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Video Game: glass breaking] There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.26,0:02:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not from Sweeeeden. I'm from Sweden.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.21,0:02:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But uh, ok. I land on pineapples. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.20,0:02:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How old am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.66,0:02:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't even know! [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.94,0:02:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the worst quiz ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.57,0:02:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm 23, by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.84,0:02:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Video Game: Glass breaks]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.73,0:02:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is my girlfriend's n--Marla. [laughs] Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.98,0:02:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: glass breaks]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.84,0:02:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they spelled her name right. Usually they don't. [laughs again]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.82,0:02:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does PewDiePie call his subscribers?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.95,0:03:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pew-Pewders.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.82,0:03:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: glass breaks]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.59,0:03:03.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bros. Hell yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.12,0:03:05.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is PewDiePie's enemy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.82,0:03:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[glass breaking] The barrels. Yes, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.76,0:03:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is PewDiePie awesome?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.96,0:03:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm curious what happens if you say no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.100,0:03:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[glass breaks] So I'm just going to say no for no's sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.06,0:03:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? That's it? And you don't even kill him?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.46,0:03:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least there'd be a brofist in the face or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.27,0:03:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.00,0:03:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa-what is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.37,0:03:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa-ho-ho. Whoa. What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.96,0:03:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.21,0:03:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.84,0:03:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the heavens is going on here? Jesus save my li-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.34,0:03:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's try that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.08,0:03:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I doing on this chair?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.25,0:03:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: bones crack] [laughs] Oh shi-! Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.05,0:03:39.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No touching anything, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.09,0:03:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno about this one fr-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.09,0:03:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh there we go, there we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.50,0:03:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, lady. How you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.76,0:03:46.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I give you my heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.17,0:03:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.42,0:03:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.90,0:03:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.70,0:03:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter] What the hell is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.03,0:03:54.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[explosion]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.87,0:04:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO DON'T SHOOT MY-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.63,0:04:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She shot my heart. Oh no.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.97,0:04:09.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is at least a better love story than Twilight.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.41,0:04:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[cannon boom] That bitch is fucking crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.75,0:04:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That bitch is out of her goddamn mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.45,0:04:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is wrong with her?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.99,0:04:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop playing with my heart!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.54,0:04:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare she....how dare she play with my fragile little heart?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.29,0:04:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[car crashes against wall]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.59,0:04:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What da' hell? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.71,0:04:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got my heart back, bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.54,0:04:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's wha--.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.70,0:04:40.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.41,0:04:41.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: man screams angrily]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.88,0:04:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: Victory Theme Song plays]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.62,0:04:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay...that was actually awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.04,0:04:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta rate that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.35,0:04:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to log in, but fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.91,0:04:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to get back Chuck Norris. There's a tutorial in the replays, so check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.46,0:04:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What...it can't be that difficult?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.79,0:04:58.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.83,0:05:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step aside, Chuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.76,0:05:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.57,0:05:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.13,0:05:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay....
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.23,0:05:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa...what is happening...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.74,0:05:10.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vespa, you're outta control.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.09,0:05:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, fucking Chuck Norris.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.57,0:05:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be jealous, Vespa. Don't be jealous.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.26,0:05:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gonna do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.58,0:05:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.29,0:05:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DAT ASS GRAB. Dat ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.30,0:05:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: Victory Theme Song plays] Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.99,0:05:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how...[hear thud as earphones fall onto floor]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.51,0:05:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Press "C" twice, then shift to be the baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.45,0:05:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[in baby's voice] Come here, bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.00,0:05:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whispers] I'm gonna fuck you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.23,0:05:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dat's right, bitch. That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.85,0:05:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woooooo! Come on, bittch! This is how we play, you mother fu--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.74,0:05:53.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah. You racist little bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.38,0:05:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said it. He said it. I didn't say anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.59,0:06:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whimsical music playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.13,0:06:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Star Wars?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.13,0:06:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Star Wars.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.60,0:06:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.58,0:06:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A light saber!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.23,0:06:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] He just fuckin' stabbed himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.66,0:06:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.52,0:06:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty sure this is how Star Wars, the new episode, is going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.13,0:06:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watermelons and lightsabers.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.49,0:06:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It kinda looks like...kinda looks like a...nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.82,0:06:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] Star Wars. Fuck yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.88,0:06:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whimsical music plays]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.27,0:06:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Toby or Pe-ppwwwweee
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.78,0:06:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.77,0:06:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pee-pee-pee [laughter continues]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.92,0:07:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha-I don't even know why that's so funny...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.38,0:07:13.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pie-Die-Wie.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.90,0:07:20.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy Wheel's spelling is like the fucking best!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.81,0:07:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maps like this is what makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.96,0:07:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.20,0:07:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[swoosh swoosh] Cross the homing mines?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.15,0:07:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.20,0:07:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: Victory Theme Music starts]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.32,0:07:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irresponsible dad, let's start adventure!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.47,0:07:49.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, it's a beautiful day.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.29,0:07:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BOOM]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.38,0:07:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.10,0:07:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[speaks Swedish]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.58,0:07:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will die!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.60,0:07:57.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I sure hope so.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.71,0:07:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This fucking gay ass son is behind me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.32,0:08:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down with your fucking noises.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.68,0:08:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[video game: Victory Song Starts]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.04,0:08:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.92,0:08:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make a face. Huh? You want me to make a face?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.43,0:08:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step one: skin color.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.00,0:08:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's make...uhhh... Justin Beiber
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.96,0:08:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because...uh...I don't know. It'll be easier.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.83,0:08:26.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. There we go. Step two: hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.44,0:08:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ummm [burps] I don't know his fucking hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.63,0:08:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel this is pretty Beiberish. Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.02,0:08:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.93,0:08:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice, there we go. Definitely those.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.97,0:08:42.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nose. He has...like...a tiny, Asian nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.15,0:08:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go, here it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.63,0:08:45.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.90,0:08:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Facial hair? Pttthhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.34,0:08:51.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women don't have facial hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.42,0:08:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.07,0:08:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This better be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.98,0:08:59.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That looks like Michael Jackson! What the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.25,0:09:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] Kill it. Kill it with fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.11,0:09:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Real naked girl?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.75,0:09:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santa Claus. Legit naked girl glitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.79,0:09:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rate, then wait ten seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.37,0:09:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the naked girl? What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.21,0:09:19.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[breaks into laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.55,0:09:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even mean....
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.50,0:09:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what the hell just happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.04,0:09:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where em' titties? Where em titties?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.20,0:09:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slightly sickening you stayed through all that to see boobies.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.71,0:09:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TABLE FLIP.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.17,0:09:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Survive the attacks, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.80,0:09:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.08,0:09:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Super Mexican.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.04,0:09:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a shield!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.13,0:09:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck. I got his dick at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.02,0:09:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please! I have a son! Kill him, not me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.32,0:09:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.32,0:09:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.26,0:09:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sing-song] I'm finally free from that bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.59,0:09:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[rap song starts]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.90,0:09:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've a son!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.70,0:10:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh sh--What the--[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.50,0:10:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's that possible?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.35,0:10:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[clicks keyboard]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.34,0:10:09.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.11,0:10:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter] Look at this shit, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.38,0:10:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at my legs. They're dancing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.92,0:10:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit, I don't even know what's going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.17,0:10:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.08,0:10:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smell my ass, you little shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.38,0:10:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah...you'll forever smell my ass. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.93,0:10:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are they doing? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.29,0:10:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This oddly became one big orgy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.16,0:10:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep smelling it! Did I tell you to sto-?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.30,0:10:33.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's right. You smell it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.100,0:10:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[in son's voice] Dad...no!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.96,0:10:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep smelling... Keep smelling.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.54,0:10:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep smelling! [laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.94,0:10:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I never do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.51,0:10:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, shield!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.98,0:10:48.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter] My son became a hat!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.98,0:10:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Son, are you alive?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.29,0:10:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.65,0:10:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you alive or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.26,0:10:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Front flip.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.30,0:10:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bike!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.54,0:10:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You came back!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.21,0:10:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh yeah....fuck me bike. Uhhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.36,0:11:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.52,0:11:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.30,0:11:04.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhhhhhh, I came.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.63,0:11:06.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[in son's voice] You disgust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.15,0:11:07.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, that's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.73,0:11:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all the Happy Wheels for today.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.30,0:11:12.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope you bros enjoyed watching. Hit subscribe to become a bro today. I'll see you in the next one.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.46,0:11:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay awesome, bros. Love you. Bye!