WEBVTT 00:00:00.744 --> 00:00:02.110 Hey, how's it going, bros? 00:00:02.110 --> 00:00:02.752 My name is PewDiePie 00:00:02.752 --> 00:00:04.454 Welcome back to Happy Wheels 00:00:04.454 --> 00:00:06.979 We're gonna start from the bottom now... 00:00:06.979 --> 00:00:07.535 fuck. 00:00:07.535 --> 00:00:10.984 Welcome to Awesome Course Six 00:00:13.060 --> 00:00:16.541 This is so awesome. I'm having a lot of fu- 00:00:21.770 --> 00:00:22.730 [Sneeze] 00:00:22.730 --> 00:00:23.667 Ok, here we go. 00:00:23.667 --> 00:00:24.541 That's ho- 00:00:24.541 --> 00:00:25.284 [laughs] 00:00:25.284 --> 00:00:26.659 That's how you die. 00:00:26.659 --> 00:00:28.330 Fronnttt flipppp. 00:00:28.330 --> 00:00:30.939 What a wonderful--oh shit. 00:00:30.939 --> 00:00:33.930 GO SON. WE CAN STILL DO IT [laughs] 00:00:33.930 --> 00:00:37.791 [Son's voice] It smells weird in here, dad. 00:00:37.791 --> 00:00:38.508 Oh shit, it's censored. 00:00:38.508 --> 00:00:41.124 WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' TO MY BODY, BOY? 00:00:41.124 --> 00:00:42.507 [Son's voice] Oh yeah. 00:00:44.721 --> 00:00:46.375 YOOOLLLLOOO 00:00:46.375 --> 00:00:47.543 [From video game: Dad says "ow"] 00:00:47.543 --> 00:00:49.253 FUUCCK. 00:00:49.253 --> 00:00:51.874 See, this is what happens when you YOLO. 00:00:51.874 --> 00:00:53.958 [Video Game: Dad says "Oh, God!"] 00:00:53.958 --> 00:00:58.452 Smell my ass....SMELL IT I TELL YOU 00:00:58.452 --> 00:01:00.494 That is what happens when you don't smell my ass. 00:01:00.494 --> 00:01:03.455 [In son's voice] "No, dad. Please. I don't want." 00:01:03.455 --> 00:01:06.367 Fine, I'll smell it. [Long Sniff] Fucking strawberries. 00:01:08.228 --> 00:01:09.374 Hard, but Possible. 00:01:09.374 --> 00:01:11.414 It's hard, but possible, woman. 00:01:11.414 --> 00:01:13.367 Alright, here we go. 00:01:13.367 --> 00:01:13.869 Front flip! 00:01:13.869 --> 00:01:16.376 [chuckles] 00:01:16.376 --> 00:01:17.010 Okay. 00:01:17.010 --> 00:01:18.285 Let's try that again. 00:01:18.285 --> 00:01:19.455 Whoops! 00:01:19.455 --> 00:01:21.591 Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, oh! 00:01:21.591 --> 00:01:22.416 Okay. 00:01:22.416 --> 00:01:23.790 [Video Game: Woman says "Why?!"] 00:01:23.790 --> 00:01:25.661 [laughter] Sorry. 00:01:25.661 --> 00:01:26.543 Here we go again. 00:01:26.543 --> 00:01:28.152 [Video Game: Woman screams in pain] 00:01:28.152 --> 00:01:30.290 Forget the bitch. Oh, she's literally part of us. 00:01:30.290 --> 00:01:31.290 That's romantic. 00:01:31.290 --> 00:01:33.336 [laughs] She's part of the bicycle. 00:01:33.336 --> 00:01:35.293 There we go. 00:01:35.293 --> 00:01:37.536 Oh no! We lost someone! 00:01:37.536 --> 00:01:38.174 [gasps] 00:01:38.174 --> 00:01:39.619 Hard, but possible! I'm so close! 00:01:39.619 --> 00:01:41.271 [in woman's voice] Go on and win it! 00:01:41.271 --> 00:01:43.709 Shut up, bitch. Ahhh...gotta make it! 00:01:43.709 --> 00:01:44.622 Fuck yeah. 00:01:44.622 --> 00:01:51.854 That's all...gotta stretch....ah no, my penis, ahhhh not my p-ah no, it's getting sucked in. 00:01:51.854 --> 00:01:53.911 Fuuuucck. 00:01:53.911 --> 00:01:54.477 [laughs] 00:01:54.477 --> 00:01:55.133 It hurts. 00:01:55.133 --> 00:01:55.917 [whirring noise] 00:01:55.917 --> 00:01:57.210 Here we go! Go son! 00:01:57.210 --> 00:01:58.521 Shit. 00:01:58.521 --> 00:02:01.205 Go bike, kill him. Kill him. Yeah! 00:02:01.205 --> 00:02:04.756 Yes! That's a victory for me. 00:02:04.756 --> 00:02:06.371 No. 00:02:06.371 --> 00:02:07.950 Front flip. 00:02:07.950 --> 00:02:10.373 Go son! 00:02:10.373 --> 00:02:10.786 Go son! 00:02:11.262 --> 00:02:13.039 Go. 00:02:13.039 --> 00:02:13.708 Dance! 00:02:13.708 --> 00:02:18.569 Dance! Oh, I'll dance. I think this is how Miley twerks. 00:02:18.569 --> 00:02:20.847 Doing it! 00:02:20.847 --> 00:02:21.576 Doing it! 00:02:21.576 --> 00:02:24.373 Doing it. FUCK YEAH. [laughs] 00:02:25.510 --> 00:02:26.323 This is weird. 00:02:26.323 --> 00:02:27.642 Alright. PewDiePie quiz. 00:02:27.642 --> 00:02:29.858 It's always the same questions. 00:02:29.858 --> 00:02:31.541 [Video Game: glass breaking] There we go. 00:02:33.264 --> 00:02:36.209 I'm not from Sweeeeden. I'm from Sweden. 00:02:36.209 --> 00:02:40.199 But uh, ok. I land on pineapples. Thanks. 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:41.662 How old am I? 00:02:41.662 --> 00:02:42.935 They don't even know! [laughs] 00:02:42.935 --> 00:02:46.566 It's the worst quiz ever. 00:02:46.566 --> 00:02:48.835 I'm 23, by the way. 00:02:48.835 --> 00:02:49.734 [Video Game: Glass breaks] 00:02:49.734 --> 00:02:52.979 What is my girlfriend's n--Marla. [laughs] Ok. 00:02:52.979 --> 00:02:53.837 [video game: glass breaks] 00:02:53.837 --> 00:02:54.815 Well, they spelled her name right. Usually they don't. [laughs again] 00:02:54.815 --> 00:02:58.953 What does PewDiePie call his subscribers? 00:02:58.953 --> 00:03:00.816 Pew-Pewders. 00:03:00.816 --> 00:03:02.591 [video game: glass breaks] 00:03:02.591 --> 00:03:03.120 Bros. Hell yeah. 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:05.817 What is PewDiePie's enemy? 00:03:05.817 --> 00:03:08.758 [glass breaking] The barrels. Yes, of course. 00:03:08.758 --> 00:03:11.956 Is PewDiePie awesome? 00:03:11.956 --> 00:03:14.995 I'm curious what happens if you say no. 00:03:14.995 --> 00:03:17.060 [glass breaks] So I'm just going to say no for no's sake. 00:03:17.060 --> 00:03:19.456 Really? That's it? And you don't even kill him? 00:03:19.456 --> 00:03:23.266 At least there'd be a brofist in the face or something. 00:03:23.266 --> 00:03:24.005 I don't know. 00:03:24.005 --> 00:03:25.374 Whoa-what is this? 00:03:25.374 --> 00:03:26.957 Whoa-ho-ho. Whoa. What's going on? 00:03:26.957 --> 00:03:28.210 Wha-? 00:03:28.210 --> 00:03:28.843 Wha-? 00:03:28.843 --> 00:03:32.341 What in the heavens is going on here? Jesus save my li- 00:03:32.341 --> 00:03:33.078 Let's try that again. 00:03:33.078 --> 00:03:34.246 What am I doing on this chair? 00:03:34.246 --> 00:03:34.987 [video game: bones crack] [laughs] Oh shi-! Ok. 00:03:38.048 --> 00:03:39.094 No touching anything, OK? 00:03:39.094 --> 00:03:41.088 I dunno about this one fr- 00:03:41.088 --> 00:03:42.495 oh there we go, there we go. 00:03:42.495 --> 00:03:43.757 Hey, lady. How you doing? 00:03:43.757 --> 00:03:46.166 I give you my heart. 00:03:46.166 --> 00:03:48.425 Indeed you do. 00:03:48.425 --> 00:03:48.901 What? 00:03:48.901 --> 00:03:49.702 WHAT?! 00:03:49.702 --> 00:03:53.034 [laughter] What the hell is going on? 00:03:53.034 --> 00:03:54.768 [explosion] 00:04:00.874 --> 00:04:03.627 NO DON'T SHOOT MY- 00:04:03.627 --> 00:04:04.973 She shot my heart. Oh no. 00:04:04.973 --> 00:04:09.090 This is at least a better love story than Twilight. 00:04:12.412 --> 00:04:14.754 [cannon boom] That bitch is fucking crazy. 00:04:14.754 --> 00:04:16.923 That bitch is out of her goddamn mind. 00:04:18.446 --> 00:04:20.587 What the hell is wrong with her? 00:04:22.986 --> 00:04:25.544 Stop playing with my heart! 00:04:25.544 --> 00:04:29.286 How dare she....how dare she play with my fragile little heart? 00:04:29.286 --> 00:04:31.622 [car crashes against wall] 00:04:33.590 --> 00:04:35.711 What da' hell? [laughs] 00:04:35.711 --> 00:04:37.538 I got my heart back, bitch. 00:04:37.538 --> 00:04:39.705 And it's wha--. 00:04:39.705 --> 00:04:40.413 What? 00:04:40.413 --> 00:04:41.373 [video game: man screams angrily] 00:04:42.880 --> 00:04:45.622 [video game: Victory Theme Song plays] 00:04:45.622 --> 00:04:48.043 Okay...that was actually awesome. 00:04:48.043 --> 00:04:49.353 I gotta rate that one. 00:04:49.353 --> 00:04:50.906 I don't want to log in, but fuck. 00:04:50.906 --> 00:04:54.460 Try to get back Chuck Norris. There's a tutorial in the replays, so check it out. 00:04:54.460 --> 00:04:56.788 What...it can't be that difficult? 00:04:56.788 --> 00:04:58.831 Chuck! 00:04:58.831 --> 00:05:00.763 Step aside, Chuck. 00:05:00.763 --> 00:05:04.567 [laughter] 00:05:04.567 --> 00:05:05.127 What the hell? 00:05:05.127 --> 00:05:05.812 Okay.... 00:05:08.227 --> 00:05:08.742 Whoa...what is happening...? 00:05:08.742 --> 00:05:10.908 Vespa, you're outta control. 00:05:12.092 --> 00:05:13.245 Ah, fucking Chuck Norris. 00:05:15.568 --> 00:05:18.261 Don't be jealous, Vespa. Don't be jealous. 00:05:18.261 --> 00:05:19.585 Gonna do it. 00:05:19.585 --> 00:05:20.286 [gasp] 00:05:20.286 --> 00:05:24.208 DAT ASS GRAB. Dat ass. 00:05:24.299 --> 00:05:24.991 [video game: Victory Theme Song plays] Yeah! 00:05:24.991 --> 00:05:28.661 That's how...[hear thud as earphones fall onto floor] 00:05:30.507 --> 00:05:35.541 What? Press "C" twice, then shift to be the baby. 00:05:37.448 --> 00:05:39.004 [in baby's voice] Come here, bitch! 00:05:39.004 --> 00:05:40.340 [whispers] I'm gonna fuck you. 00:05:42.232 --> 00:05:43.852 Dat's right, bitch. That's right. 00:05:43.852 --> 00:05:48.631 Woooooo! Come on, bittch! This is how we play, you mother fu-- 00:05:50.738 --> 00:05:53.380 Oh yeah. You racist little bitch. 00:05:53.380 --> 00:05:55.587 He said it. He said it. I didn't say anything. 00:05:55.587 --> 00:06:05.127 [whimsical music playing] 00:06:05.127 --> 00:06:06.127 Star Wars? 00:06:06.127 --> 00:06:07.599 I love Star Wars. 00:06:07.599 --> 00:06:08.578 [gasp] 00:06:08.578 --> 00:06:09.445 A light saber! 00:06:11.229 --> 00:06:12.846 [laughs] He just fuckin' stabbed himself. 00:06:13.661 --> 00:06:14.916 Yes! 00:06:16.516 --> 00:06:21.128 I'm pretty sure this is how Star Wars, the new episode, is going on. 00:06:21.128 --> 00:06:22.492 Watermelons and lightsabers. 00:06:22.492 --> 00:06:28.817 It kinda looks like...kinda looks like a...nothing. 00:06:28.817 --> 00:06:31.879 [laughs] Star Wars. Fuck yeah! 00:06:31.879 --> 00:06:40.330 [whimsical music plays] 00:06:41.268 --> 00:06:43.777 Toby or Pe-ppwwwweee 00:06:43.777 --> 00:06:47.036 [laughs] I'm sorry. 00:06:54.773 --> 00:06:57.580 Pee-pee-pee [laughter continues] 00:07:06.917 --> 00:07:09.378 Wha-I don't even know why that's so funny... 00:07:09.378 --> 00:07:13.127 Pie-Die-Wie. 00:07:17.895 --> 00:07:20.814 Happy Wheel's spelling is like the fucking best! 00:07:20.814 --> 00:07:24.962 Maps like this is what makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life. 00:07:24.962 --> 00:07:27.205 It's so bad. 00:07:27.205 --> 00:07:30.146 [swoosh swoosh] Cross the homing mines? 00:07:30.146 --> 00:07:31.820 What the fuck? 00:07:37.204 --> 00:07:37.204 [video game: Victory Theme Music starts] 00:07:44.325 --> 00:07:46.901 Irresponsible dad, let's start adventure! 00:07:47.471 --> 00:07:49.291 Ah, it's a beautiful day. 00:07:49.291 --> 00:07:50.375 [BOOM] 00:07:50.375 --> 00:07:51.096 Whoa! 00:07:51.096 --> 00:07:54.583 [speaks Swedish] 00:07:54.583 --> 00:07:55.294 You will die! 00:07:56.601 --> 00:07:57.712 Well, I sure hope so. 00:07:57.712 --> 00:07:59.317 This fucking gay ass son is behind me. 00:07:59.317 --> 00:08:01.678 Calm down with your fucking noises. 00:08:01.678 --> 00:08:04.377 [video game: Victory Song Starts] 00:08:06.038 --> 00:08:09.923 [laughs] 00:08:09.923 --> 00:08:12.427 Make a face. Huh? You want me to make a face? 00:08:12.427 --> 00:08:15.004 Step one: skin color. 00:08:15.004 --> 00:08:19.962 Let's make...uhhh... Justin Beiber 00:08:19.962 --> 00:08:23.834 because...uh...I don't know. It'll be easier. 00:08:23.834 --> 00:08:26.437 Alright. There we go. Step two: hair. 00:08:26.437 --> 00:08:30.627 Ummm [burps] I don't know his fucking hair. 00:08:30.627 --> 00:08:34.023 I feel this is pretty Beiberish. Here we go. 00:08:34.023 --> 00:08:36.713 Alright, eyes. 00:08:36.928 --> 00:08:37.213 Nice, there we go. Definitely those. 00:08:38.966 --> 00:08:42.153 Nose. He has...like...a tiny, Asian nose. 00:08:42.153 --> 00:08:44.627 There we go, here it is. 00:08:44.627 --> 00:08:45.711 There we go. 00:08:47.895 --> 00:08:50.337 Facial hair? Pttthhhh. 00:08:50.337 --> 00:08:51.425 Women don't have facial hair. 00:08:51.425 --> 00:08:52.068 There we go. 00:08:52.068 --> 00:08:54.457 This better be good. 00:08:55.980 --> 00:08:59.437 That looks like Michael Jackson! What the fuck? 00:09:01.252 --> 00:09:03.293 [laughs] Kill it. Kill it with fire! 00:09:04.108 --> 00:09:05.315 Real naked girl?! 00:09:07.747 --> 00:09:10.793 Santa Claus. Legit naked girl glitch. 00:09:10.793 --> 00:09:13.708 Rate, then wait ten seconds. 00:09:15.369 --> 00:09:17.211 Where's the naked girl? What the hell? 00:09:17.211 --> 00:09:19.547 [breaks into laughter] 00:09:19.547 --> 00:09:20.496 I didn't even mean.... 00:09:20.496 --> 00:09:22.045 what the hell just happened? 00:09:22.045 --> 00:09:27.199 Where em' titties? Where em titties?! 00:09:27.199 --> 00:09:30.712 Slightly sickening you stayed through all that to see boobies. 00:09:30.712 --> 00:09:32.171 TABLE FLIP. 00:09:32.171 --> 00:09:34.796 Survive the attacks, huh? 00:09:34.796 --> 00:09:36.078 No problem. 00:09:36.078 --> 00:09:37.044 Super Mexican. 00:09:37.044 --> 00:09:38.127 I have a shield! 00:09:38.127 --> 00:09:40.652 Fuck. I got his dick at least. 00:09:42.021 --> 00:09:44.746 Please! I have a son! Kill him, not me. 00:09:45.315 --> 00:09:48.325 Come on! Yeah! 00:09:48.325 --> 00:09:50.259 Yeah! 00:09:50.259 --> 00:09:52.590 [sing-song] I'm finally free from that bitch! 00:09:52.590 --> 00:09:57.903 [rap song starts] 00:09:57.903 --> 00:09:59.705 I've a son! 00:09:59.705 --> 00:10:04.504 Oh sh--What the--[laughter] 00:10:04.504 --> 00:10:06.346 How's that possible? 00:10:06.346 --> 00:10:07.340 [clicks keyboard] 00:10:07.340 --> 00:10:09.108 What is going on? 00:10:09.108 --> 00:10:11.377 [laughter] Look at this shit, boy. 00:10:11.377 --> 00:10:12.921 Look at my legs. They're dancing. 00:10:12.921 --> 00:10:15.988 Oh shit, I don't even know what's going on. 00:10:17.172 --> 00:10:18.023 Oh, come on. 00:10:19.084 --> 00:10:21.377 Smell my ass, you little shit. 00:10:21.377 --> 00:10:23.926 Ah...you'll forever smell my ass. [laughs] 00:10:23.926 --> 00:10:26.122 What the hell are they doing? [laughs] 00:10:27.291 --> 00:10:29.104 This oddly became one big orgy. 00:10:30.165 --> 00:10:32.295 Keep smelling it! Did I tell you to sto-? 00:10:32.295 --> 00:10:33.996 Yeah, that's right. You smell it. 00:10:33.996 --> 00:10:34.964 [in son's voice] Dad...no! 00:10:34.964 --> 00:10:36.545 Keep smelling... Keep smelling. 00:10:36.545 --> 00:10:38.127 Keep smelling! [laughter] 00:10:43.941 --> 00:10:44.507 Can I never do it? 00:10:44.507 --> 00:10:45.627 Alright, shield! 00:10:46.980 --> 00:10:48.253 [laughter] My son became a hat! 00:10:48.976 --> 00:10:50.291 Son, are you alive? 00:10:50.291 --> 00:10:51.648 I don't get it. 00:10:51.648 --> 00:10:52.327 Are you alive or what? 00:10:53.265 --> 00:10:54.296 Front flip. 00:10:54.296 --> 00:10:55.538 Bike! 00:10:55.538 --> 00:10:56.208 You came back! 00:10:56.208 --> 00:10:59.356 Ohhh yeah....fuck me bike. Uhhhh. 00:10:59.356 --> 00:11:00.515 Uhhh. 00:11:00.515 --> 00:11:01.297 Uhhh. 00:11:01.297 --> 00:11:04.632 Uhhhhhh, I came. 00:11:04.632 --> 00:11:06.208 [in son's voice] You disgust me. 00:11:07.146 --> 00:11:07.730 Alright, that's cool. 00:11:07.730 --> 00:11:09.296 That's all the Happy Wheels for today. 00:11:09.296 --> 00:11:12.463 Hope you bros enjoyed watching. Hit subscribe to become a bro today. I'll see you in the next one. 00:11:12.463 --> 00:11:14.629 Stay awesome, bros. Love you. Bye!