Hey, how's it going, bros?
My name is PewDiePie
Welcome back to Happy Wheels
We're gonna start from the bottom now...
fuck.
Welcome to Awesome Course Six
This is so awesome. I'm having a lot of fu-
[Sneeze]
Ok, here we go.
That's ho-
[laughs]
That's how you die.
Fronnttt flipppp.
What a wonderful--oh shit.
GO SON. WE CAN STILL DO IT [laughs]
[Son's voice] It smells weird in here, dad.
Oh shit, it's censored.
WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' TO MY BODY, BOY?
[Son's voice] Oh yeah.
YOOOLLLLOOO
[From video game: Dad says "ow"]
FUUCCK.
See, this is what happens when you YOLO.
[Video Game: Dad says "Oh, God!"]
Smell my ass....SMELL IT I TELL YOU
That is what happens when you don't smell my ass.
[In son's voice] "No, dad. Please. I don't want."
Fine, I'll smell it. [Long Sniff] Fucking strawberries.
Hard, but Possible.
It's hard, but possible, woman.
Alright, here we go.
Front flip!
[chuckles]
Okay.
Let's try that again.
Whoops!
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, oh!
Okay.
[Video Game: Woman says "Why?!"]
[laughter] Sorry.
Here we go again.
[Video Game: Woman screams in pain]
Forget the bitch. Oh, she's literally part of us.
That's romantic.
[laughs] She's part of the bicycle.
There we go.
Oh no! We lost someone!
[gasps]
Hard, but possible! I'm so close!
[in woman's voice] Go on and win it!
Shut up, bitch. Ahhh...gotta make it!
Fuck yeah.
That's all...gotta stretch....ah no, my penis, ahhhh not my p-ah no, it's getting sucked in.
Fuuuucck.
[laughs]
It hurts.
[whirring noise]
Here we go! Go son!
Shit.
Go bike, kill him. Kill him. Yeah!
Yes! That's a victory for me.
No.
Front flip.
Go son!
Go.
Dance!
Dance! Oh, I'll dance. I think this is how Miley twerks.
Doing it!
Doing it. FUCK YEAH. [laughs]
This is weird.
Alright. PewDiePie quiz.
It's always the same questions.
[Video Game: glass breaking] There we go.
I'm not from Sweeeeden. I'm from Sweden.
But uh, ok. I land on pineapples. Thanks.
How old am I?
They don't even know! [laughs]
It's the worst quiz ever.
I'm 23, by the way.
[Video Game: Glass breaks]
What is my girlfriend's n--Marla. [laughs] Ok.
[video game: glass breaks]
Well, they spelled her name right. Usually they don't. [laughs again]
What does PewDiePie call his subscribers?
Pew-Pewders.
[video game: glass breaks]
Bros. Hell yeah.
What is PewDiePie's enemy?
[glass breaking] The barrels. Yes, of course.
Is PewDiePie awesome?
I'm curious what happens if you say no.
[glass breaks] So I'm just going to say no for no's sake.
Really? That's it? And you don't even kill him?
At least there'd be a brofist in the face or something.
I don't know.
Whoa-what is this?
Whoa-ho-ho. Whoa. What's going on?
Wha-?
What in the heavens is going on here? Jesus save my li-
Let's try that again.
What am I doing on this chair?
[video game: bones crack] [laughs] Oh shi-! Ok.
No touching anything, OK?
I dunno about this one fr-
oh there we go, there we go.
Hey, lady. How you doing?
I give you my heart.
Indeed you do.
What?
WHAT?!
[laughter] What the hell is going on?
[explosion]
NO DON'T SHOOT MY-
She shot my heart. Oh no.
This is at least a better love story than Twilight.
[cannon boom] That bitch is fucking crazy.
That bitch is out of her goddamn mind.
What the hell is wrong with her?
Stop playing with my heart!
How dare she....how dare she play with my fragile little heart?
[car crashes against wall]
What da' hell? [laughs]
I got my heart back, bitch.
And it's wha--.
What?
[video game: man screams angrily]
[video game: Victory Theme Song plays]
Okay...that was actually awesome.
I gotta rate that one.
I don't want to log in, but fuck.
Try to get back Chuck Norris. There's a tutorial in the replays, so check it out.
What...it can't be that difficult?
Chuck!
Step aside, Chuck.
[laughter]
What the hell?
Okay....
Whoa...what is happening...?
Vespa, you're outta control.
Ah, fucking Chuck Norris.
Don't be jealous, Vespa. Don't be jealous.
Gonna do it.
[gasp]
DAT ASS GRAB. Dat ass.
[video game: Victory Theme Song plays] Yeah!
That's how...[hear thud as earphones fall onto floor]
What? Press "C" twice, then shift to be the baby.
[in baby's voice] Come here, bitch!
[whispers] I'm gonna fuck you.
Dat's right, bitch. That's right.
Woooooo! Come on, bittch! This is how we play, you mother fu--
Oh yeah. You racist little bitch.
He said it. He said it. I didn't say anything.
[whimsical music playing]
Star Wars?
I love Star Wars.
[gasp]
A light saber!
[laughs] He just fuckin' stabbed himself.
Yes!
I'm pretty sure this is how Star Wars, the new episode, is going on.
Watermelons and lightsabers.
It kinda looks like...kinda looks like a...nothing.
[laughs] Star Wars. Fuck yeah!
[whimsical music plays]
Toby or Pe-ppwwwweee
[laughs] I'm sorry.
Pee-pee-pee [laughter continues]
Wha-I don't even know why that's so funny...
Pie-Die-Wie.
Happy Wheel's spelling is like the fucking best!
Maps like this is what makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's so bad.
[swoosh swoosh] Cross the homing mines?
What the fuck?
[video game: Victory Theme Music starts]
Irresponsible dad, let's start adventure!
Ah, it's a beautiful day.
[BOOM]
Whoa!
[speaks Swedish]
You will die!
Well, I sure hope so.
This fucking gay ass son is behind me.
Calm down with your fucking noises.
[video game: Victory Song Starts]
[laughs]
Make a face. Huh? You want me to make a face?
Step one: skin color.
Let's make...uhhh... Justin Beiber
because...uh...I don't know. It'll be easier.
Alright. There we go. Step two: hair.
Ummm [burps] I don't know his fucking hair.
I feel this is pretty Beiberish. Here we go.
Alright, eyes.
Nice, there we go. Definitely those.
Nose. He has...like...a tiny, Asian nose.
There we go, here it is.
There we go.
Facial hair? Pttthhhh.
Women don't have facial hair.
There we go.
This better be good.
That looks like Michael Jackson! What the fuck?
[laughs] Kill it. Kill it with fire!
Real naked girl?!
Santa Claus. Legit naked girl glitch.
Rate, then wait ten seconds.
Where's the naked girl? What the hell?
[breaks into laughter]
I didn't even mean....
what the hell just happened?
Where em' titties? Where em titties?!
Slightly sickening you stayed through all that to see boobies.
TABLE FLIP.
Survive the attacks, huh?
No problem.
Super Mexican.
I have a shield!
Fuck. I got his dick at least.
Please! I have a son! Kill him, not me.
Come on! Yeah!
Yeah!
[sing-song] I'm finally free from that bitch!
[rap song starts]
I've a son!
Oh sh--What the--[laughter]
How's that possible?
[clicks keyboard]
What is going on?
[laughter] Look at this shit, boy.
Look at my legs. They're dancing.
Oh shit, I don't even know what's going on.
Oh, come on.
Smell my ass, you little shit.
Ah...you'll forever smell my ass. [laughs]
What the hell are they doing? [laughs]
This oddly became one big orgy.
Keep smelling it! Did I tell you to sto-?
Yeah, that's right. You smell it.
[in son's voice] Dad...no!
Keep smelling... Keep smelling.
Keep smelling! [laughter]
Can I never do it?
Alright, shield!
[laughter] My son became a hat!
Son, are you alive?
I don't get it.
Are you alive or what?
Front flip.
Bike!
You came back!
Ohhh yeah....fuck me bike. Uhhhh.
Uhhh.
Uhhhhhh, I came.
[in son's voice] You disgust me.
Alright, that's cool.
That's all the Happy Wheels for today.
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Stay awesome, bros. Love you. Bye!