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Hey, how's it going, bros?

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My name is PewDiePie

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Welcome back to Happy Wheels

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We're gonna start from the bottom now...

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fuck.

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Welcome to Awesome Course Six

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This is so awesome. I'm having a lot of fu-

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[Sneeze]

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Ok, here we go.

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That's ho-

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[laughs]

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That's how you die.

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Fronnttt flipppp.

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What a wonderful--oh shit.

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GO SON. WE CAN STILL DO IT [laughs]

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[Son's voice] It smells weird in here, dad.

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Oh shit, it's censored.

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WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' TO MY BODY, BOY?

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[Son's voice] Oh yeah.

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YOOOLLLLOOO

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[From video game: Dad says "ow"]

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FUUCCK.

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See, this is what happens when you YOLO.

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[Video Game: Dad says "Oh, God!"]

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Smell my ass....SMELL IT I TELL YOU

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That is what happens when you don't smell my ass.

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[In son's voice] "No, dad. Please. I don't want."

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Fine, I'll smell it. [Long Sniff] Fucking strawberries.

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Hard, but Possible.

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It's hard, but possible, woman.

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Alright, here we go.

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Front flip!

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[chuckles]

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Okay.

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Let's try that again.

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Whoops!

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Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, oh!

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Okay.

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[Video Game: Woman says "Why?!"]

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[laughter] Sorry.

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Here we go again.

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[Video Game: Woman screams in pain]

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Forget the bitch. Oh, she's literally part of us.

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That's romantic.

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[laughs] She's part of the bicycle.

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There we go.

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Oh no! We lost someone!

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[gasps]

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Hard, but possible! I'm so close!

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[in woman's voice] Go on and win it!

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Shut up, bitch. Ahhh...gotta make it!

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Fuck yeah.

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That's all...gotta stretch....ah no, my penis, ahhhh not my p-ah no, it's getting sucked in.

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Fuuuucck.

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[laughs]

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It hurts.

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[whirring noise]

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Here we go! Go son!

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Shit.

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Go bike, kill him. Kill him. Yeah!

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Yes! That's a victory for me.

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No.

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Front flip.

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Go son!

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Go son!

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Go.

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Dance!

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Dance! Oh, I'll dance. I think this is how Miley twerks.

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Doing it!

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Doing it!

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Doing it. FUCK YEAH. [laughs]

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This is weird.

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Alright. PewDiePie quiz.

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It's always the same questions.

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[Video Game: glass breaking] There we go.

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I'm not from Sweeeeden. I'm from Sweden.

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But uh, ok. I land on pineapples. Thanks.

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How old am I?

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They don't even know! [laughs]

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It's the worst quiz ever.

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I'm 23, by the way.

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[Video Game: Glass breaks]

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What is my girlfriend's n--Marla. [laughs] Ok.

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[video game: glass breaks]

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Well, they spelled her name right. Usually they don't. [laughs again]

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What does PewDiePie call his subscribers?

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Pew-Pewders.

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[video game: glass breaks]

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Bros. Hell yeah.

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What is PewDiePie's enemy?

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[glass breaking] The barrels. Yes, of course.

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Is PewDiePie awesome?

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I'm curious what happens if you say no.

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[glass breaks] So I'm just going to say no for no's sake.

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Really? That's it? And you don't even kill him?

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At least there'd be a brofist in the face or something.

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I don't know.

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Whoa-what is this?

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Whoa-ho-ho. Whoa. What's going on?

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Wha-?

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Wha-?

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What in the heavens is going on here? Jesus save my li-

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Let's try that again.

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What am I doing on this chair?

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[video game: bones crack] [laughs] Oh shi-! Ok.

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No touching anything, OK?

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I dunno about this one fr-

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oh there we go, there we go.

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Hey, lady. How you doing?

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I give you my heart.

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Indeed you do.

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What?

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WHAT?!

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[laughter] What the hell is going on?

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[explosion]

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NO DON'T SHOOT MY-

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She shot my heart. Oh no.

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This is at least a better love story than Twilight.

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[cannon boom] That bitch is fucking crazy.

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That bitch is out of her goddamn mind.

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What the hell is wrong with her?

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Stop playing with my heart!

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How dare she....how dare she play with my fragile little heart?

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[car crashes against wall]

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What da' hell? [laughs]

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I got my heart back, bitch.

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And it's wha--.

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What?

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[video game: man screams angrily]

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[video game: Victory Theme Song plays]

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Okay...that was actually awesome.

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I gotta rate that one.

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I don't want to log in, but fuck.

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Try to get back Chuck Norris. There's a tutorial in the replays, so check it out.

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What...it can't be that difficult?

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Chuck!

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Step aside, Chuck.

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[laughter]

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What the hell?

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Okay....

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Whoa...what is happening...?

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Vespa, you're outta control.

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Ah, fucking Chuck Norris.

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Don't be jealous, Vespa. Don't be jealous.

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Gonna do it.

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[gasp]

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DAT ASS GRAB. Dat ass.

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[video game: Victory Theme Song plays] Yeah!

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That's how...[hear thud as earphones fall onto floor]

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What? Press "C" twice, then shift to be the baby.

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[in baby's voice] Come here, bitch!

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[whispers] I'm gonna fuck you.

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Dat's right, bitch. That's right.

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Woooooo! Come on, bittch! This is how we play, you mother fu--

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Oh yeah. You racist little bitch.

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He said it. He said it. I didn't say anything.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Star Wars?

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I love Star Wars.

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[gasp]

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A light saber!

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[laughs] He just fuckin' stabbed himself.

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Yes!

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I'm pretty sure this is how Star Wars, the new episode, is going on.

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Watermelons and lightsabers.

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It kinda looks like...kinda looks like a...nothing.

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[laughs] Star Wars. Fuck yeah!

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[whimsical music plays]

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Toby or Pe-ppwwwweee

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[laughs] I'm sorry.

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Pee-pee-pee [laughter continues]

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Wha-I don't even know why that's so funny...

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Pie-Die-Wie.

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Happy Wheel's spelling is like the fucking best!

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Maps like this is what makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.

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It's so bad.

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[swoosh swoosh] Cross the homing mines?

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What the fuck?

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[video game: Victory Theme Music starts]

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Irresponsible dad, let's start adventure!

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Ah, it's a beautiful day.

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[BOOM]

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Whoa!

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[speaks Swedish]

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You will die!

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Well, I sure hope so.

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This fucking gay ass son is behind me.

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Calm down with your fucking noises.

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[video game: Victory Song Starts]

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[laughs]

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Make a face. Huh? You want me to make a face?

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Step one: skin color.

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Let's make...uhhh... Justin Beiber

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because...uh...I don't know. It'll be easier.

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Alright. There we go. Step two: hair.

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Ummm [burps] I don't know his fucking hair.

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I feel this is pretty Beiberish. Here we go.

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Alright, eyes.

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Nice, there we go. Definitely those.

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Nose. He has...like...a tiny, Asian nose.

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There we go, here it is.

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There we go.

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Facial hair? Pttthhhh.

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Women don't have facial hair.

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There we go.

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This better be good.

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That looks like Michael Jackson! What the fuck?

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[laughs] Kill it. Kill it with fire!

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Real naked girl?!

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Santa Claus. Legit naked girl glitch.

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Rate, then wait ten seconds.

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Where's the naked girl? What the hell?

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[breaks into laughter]

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I didn't even mean....

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what the hell just happened?

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Where em' titties? Where em titties?!

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Slightly sickening you stayed through all that to see boobies.

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TABLE FLIP.

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Survive the attacks, huh?

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No problem.

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Super Mexican.

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I have a shield!

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Fuck. I got his dick at least.

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Please! I have a son! Kill him, not me.

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Come on! Yeah!

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Yeah!

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[sing-song] I'm finally free from that bitch!

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[rap song starts]

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I've a son!

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Oh sh--What the--[laughter]

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How's that possible?

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[clicks keyboard]

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What is going on?

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[laughter] Look at this shit, boy.

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Look at my legs. They're dancing.

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Oh shit, I don't even know what's going on.

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Oh, come on.

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Smell my ass, you little shit.

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Ah...you'll forever smell my ass. [laughs]

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What the hell are they doing? [laughs]

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This oddly became one big orgy.

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Keep smelling it! Did I tell you to sto-?

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Yeah, that's right. You smell it.

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[in son's voice] Dad...no!

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Keep smelling... Keep smelling.

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Keep smelling! [laughter]

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Can I never do it?

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Alright, shield!

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[laughter] My son became a hat!

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Son, are you alive?

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I don't get it.

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Are you alive or what?

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Front flip.

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Bike!

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You came back!

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Ohhh yeah....fuck me bike. Uhhhh.

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Uhhh.

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Uhhh.

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Uhhhhhh, I came.

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[in son's voice] You disgust me.

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Alright, that's cool.

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That's all the Happy Wheels for today.

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Hope you bros enjoyed watching. Hit subscribe to become a bro today. I'll see you in the next one.

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Stay awesome, bros. Love you. Bye!