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Witch Village - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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    Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem
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    (Whap)
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    Pie Jesu Domine, (Whap) Dona eis requiem
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    Pie Jesu Domine (Whap) Dona eis requiem
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    Burn the witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
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    A witch! We've got a witch!
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    We found a witch!
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    We have found a witch, may we burn her?
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    (Cheers)
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    How do you know she is a witch?
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    She looks like one!
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    (cheers)
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    Bring her forward.
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    I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
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    But you are dressed as one!
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    They dressed me up like this!
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    And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
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    Well?
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    Well, we did do the nose.
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    Nose?
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    And the hat. But she is a witch!
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    (Cheers) Burn her!
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    Did you dress her up like this?
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    No! No!
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    Yes. Yes. A bit.
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    She has got a wart.
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    What makes you think she is a witch!
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    Oh, she turned me into a newt!
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    A newt?
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    ...I got better.
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    Burn her anyway!
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    Burn her!
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    Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
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    Are there? What are they? Tell us! Do they hurt?
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    Tell me, what do you do with witches?
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    Burn them!!! Burn her!!
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    And what do you burn apart from witches?
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    More witches!
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    Wood!
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    So, why do witches burn?
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    Because they're made of wood?
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    Good!
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    Oh, yeah.
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    So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
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    Build a bridge out of her!
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    Ah, may you not also make bridges out of stones?
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    Oh yeah.
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    Does wood sink in water?
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    No, no. it floats!
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    It floats! Throw her into the pond!
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    What also floats in water?
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    Bread!
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    Apples!
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    Very small rocks.
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    China. Baked gravy. Mud. Churches, churches.
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    Lead.
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    A duck.
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    Exactly. So, logically
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    If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
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    And therefore?
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    A witch!
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    A witch! (cheers)
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    Very good, we shall use my largest scales!
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    Burn the witch! Burn the witch!
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    Right, remove the supports!
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    A witch!
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    That's a fair cop.
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    (Cheers) Burn her!
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    Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
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    I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
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    My liege!
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    Good sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us, at the Round Table?
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    My liege, I would be honored.
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    What is your name?
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    Bedivere, my liege.
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    Then I dub you, Sir Bedivere, Knight of the Round Table.
Title:
Witch Village - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:48

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