Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem

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Pie Jesu Domine, (Whap) Dona eis requiem

Pie Jesu Domine (Whap) Dona eis requiem

Burn the witch! We've got a witch! A witch!

A witch! We've got a witch!

We found a witch!

We have found a witch, may we burn her?

(Cheers)

How do you know she is a witch?

She looks like one!

(cheers)

Bring her forward.

I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!

But you are dressed as one!

They dressed me up like this!

And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

Well?

Well, we did do the nose.

Nose?

And the hat. But she is a witch!

(Cheers) Burn her!

Did you dress her up like this?

No! No!

Yes. Yes. A bit.

She has got a wart.

What makes you think she is a witch!

Oh, she turned me into a newt!

A newt?

...I got better.

Burn her anyway!

Burn her!

Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Are there? What are they? Tell us! Do they hurt?

Tell me, what do you do with witches?

Burn them!!! Burn her!!

And what do you burn apart from witches?

More witches!

Wood!

So, why do witches burn?

Because they're made of wood?

Good!

Oh, yeah.

So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?

Build a bridge out of her!

Ah, may you not also make bridges out of stones?

Oh yeah.

Does wood sink in water?

No, no. it floats!

It floats! Throw her into the pond!

What also floats in water?

Bread!

Apples!

Very small rocks.

China. Baked gravy. Mud. Churches, churches.

Lead.

A duck.

Exactly. So, logically

If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

And therefore?

A witch!

A witch! (cheers)

Very good, we shall use my largest scales!

Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

Right, remove the supports!

A witch!

That's a fair cop.

(Cheers) Burn her!

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

My liege!

Good sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us, at the Round Table?

My liege, I would be honored.

What is your name?

Bedivere, my liege.

Then I dub you, Sir Bedivere, Knight of the Round Table.