WEBVTT 00:00:00.844 --> 00:00:09.934 Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem 00:00:10.078 --> 00:00:11.128 (Whap) 00:00:11.158 --> 00:00:22.248 Pie Jesu Domine, (Whap) Dona eis requiem 00:00:22.323 --> 00:00:33.103 Pie Jesu Domine (Whap) Dona eis requiem 00:00:33.259 --> 00:00:39.859 Burn the witch! We've got a witch! A witch! 00:00:39.964 --> 00:00:49.484 A witch! We've got a witch! 00:00:49.564 --> 00:00:55.054 We found a witch! 00:00:55.212 --> 00:00:58.292 We have found a witch, may we burn her? 00:00:58.292 --> 00:00:59.682 (Cheers) 00:00:59.866 --> 00:01:01.986 How do you know she is a witch? 00:01:02.065 --> 00:01:03.405 She looks like one! 00:01:03.466 --> 00:01:05.066 (cheers) 00:01:05.095 --> 00:01:06.835 Bring her forward. 00:01:06.985 --> 00:01:09.625 I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! 00:01:09.657 --> 00:01:11.397 But you are dressed as one! 00:01:11.504 --> 00:01:13.554 They dressed me up like this! 00:01:13.909 --> 00:01:16.629 And this isn't my nose, it's a false one! 00:01:20.337 --> 00:01:21.317 Well? 00:01:21.715 --> 00:01:23.285 Well, we did do the nose. 00:01:23.479 --> 00:01:24.049 Nose? 00:01:24.502 --> 00:01:26.462 And the hat. But she is a witch! 00:01:26.504 --> 00:01:29.274 (Cheers) Burn her! 00:01:29.734 --> 00:01:31.784 Did you dress her up like this? 00:01:31.896 --> 00:01:33.556 No! No! 00:01:33.636 --> 00:01:36.456 Yes. Yes. A bit. 00:01:36.513 --> 00:01:39.243 She has got a wart. 00:01:39.297 --> 00:01:41.427 What makes you think she is a witch! 00:01:41.516 --> 00:01:43.436 Oh, she turned me into a newt! 00:01:43.956 --> 00:01:44.916 A newt? 00:01:49.245 --> 00:01:50.675 ...I got better. 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:52.339 Burn her anyway! 00:01:52.387 --> 00:01:53.447 Burn her! 00:01:57.156 --> 00:02:02.136 Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. 00:02:02.639 --> 00:02:06.139 Are there? What are they? Tell us! Do they hurt? 00:02:06.369 --> 00:02:09.509 Tell me, what do you do with witches? 00:02:09.667 --> 00:02:12.667 Burn them!!! Burn her!! 00:02:12.749 --> 00:02:14.739 And what do you burn apart from witches? 00:02:14.782 --> 00:02:15.922 More witches! 00:02:16.410 --> 00:02:17.310 Wood! 00:02:17.762 --> 00:02:20.502 So, why do witches burn? 00:02:33.641 --> 00:02:35.561 Because they're made of wood? 00:02:35.581 --> 00:02:36.091 Good! 00:02:36.171 --> 00:02:36.601 Oh, yeah. 00:02:36.727 --> 00:02:40.727 So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood? 00:02:40.925 --> 00:02:42.835 Build a bridge out of her! 00:02:42.905 --> 00:02:45.665 Ah, may you not also make bridges out of stones? 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:48.740 Oh yeah. 00:02:48.806 --> 00:02:50.886 Does wood sink in water? 00:02:50.906 --> 00:02:52.416 No, no. it floats! 00:02:52.655 --> 00:02:56.655 It floats! Throw her into the pond! 00:02:57.320 --> 00:03:00.550 What also floats in water? 00:03:00.579 --> 00:03:01.199 Bread! 00:03:01.630 --> 00:03:02.300 Apples! 00:03:02.347 --> 00:03:03.447 Very small rocks. 00:03:03.636 --> 00:03:08.006 China. Baked gravy. Mud. Churches, churches. 00:03:08.006 --> 00:03:09.286 Lead. 00:03:09.366 --> 00:03:10.226 A duck. 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:16.760 Exactly. So, logically 00:03:17.509 --> 00:03:25.689 If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. 00:03:25.696 --> 00:03:28.656 And therefore? 00:03:28.898 --> 00:03:31.478 A witch! 00:03:31.529 --> 00:03:34.949 A witch! (cheers) 00:03:35.093 --> 00:03:38.083 Very good, we shall use my largest scales! 00:03:38.083 --> 00:03:44.193 Burn the witch! Burn the witch! 00:03:56.959 --> 00:04:00.959 Right, remove the supports! 00:04:05.061 --> 00:04:06.861 A witch! 00:04:06.972 --> 00:04:08.152 That's a fair cop. 00:04:08.311 --> 00:04:12.311 (Cheers) Burn her! 00:04:16.622 --> 00:04:19.692 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? 00:04:19.715 --> 00:04:21.885 I am Arthur, King of the Britons. 00:04:21.904 --> 00:04:24.314 My liege! 00:04:24.314 --> 00:04:28.974 Good sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us, at the Round Table? 00:04:29.394 --> 00:04:32.254 My liege, I would be honored. 00:04:32.363 --> 00:04:33.613 What is your name? 00:04:33.706 --> 00:04:35.396 Bedivere, my liege. 00:04:35.412 --> 00:04:39.412 Then I dub you, Sir Bedivere, Knight of the Round Table.