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Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem

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(Whap)

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Pie Jesu Domine, (Whap) Dona eis requiem

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Pie Jesu Domine (Whap) Dona eis requiem

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Burn the witch! We've got a witch! A witch!

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A witch! We've got a witch!

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We found a witch!

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We have found a witch, may we burn her?

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(Cheers)

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How do you know she is a witch?

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She looks like one!

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(cheers)

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Bring her forward.

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I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!

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But you are dressed as one!

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They dressed me up like this!

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And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

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Well?

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Well, we did do the nose.

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Nose?

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And the hat. But she is a witch!

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(Cheers) Burn her!

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Did you dress her up like this?

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No! No!

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Yes. Yes. A bit.

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She has got a wart.

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What makes you think she is a witch!

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Oh, she turned me into a newt!

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A newt?

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...I got better.

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Burn her anyway!

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Burn her!

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Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

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Are there? What are they? Tell us! Do they hurt?

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Tell me, what do you do with witches?

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Burn them!!! Burn her!!

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And what do you burn apart from witches?

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More witches!

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Wood!

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So, why do witches burn?

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Because they're made of wood?

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Good!

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Oh, yeah.

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So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?

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Build a bridge out of her!

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Ah, may you not also make bridges out of stones?

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Oh yeah.

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Does wood sink in water?

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No, no. it floats!

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It floats! Throw her into the pond!

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What also floats in water?

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Bread!

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Apples!

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Very small rocks.

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China. Baked gravy. Mud. Churches, churches.

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Lead.

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A duck.

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Exactly. So, logically

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If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

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And therefore?

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A witch!

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A witch! (cheers)

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Very good, we shall use my largest scales!

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Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

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Right, remove the supports!

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A witch!

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That's a fair cop.

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(Cheers) Burn her!

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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

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My liege!

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Good sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us, at the Round Table?

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My liege, I would be honored.

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What is your name?

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Bedivere, my liege.

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Then I dub you, Sir Bedivere, Knight of the Round Table.