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Left 4 Speed 2 (Left 4 Dead 2 Parody) - Oney Cartoons

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    All right, guys, the only way
    we're gonna make it out of this alive
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    is if we stick together.
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    - So--
    - My friends call me "coach"!
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    - Coach.
    - Jenny Lane!
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    Goddamn it.
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    Okay, the safe room
    is just a couple of rooms away.
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    When the doors open, just run like hell
    and we should be fine.
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    All right, just let me get out
    my little Desert Eagle.
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    Perfect.
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    Jenny Lane!
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    Okay, everyone get in!
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    (zombie snarls)
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    That is the scariest fucking thing
    I have ever seen in my entire life.
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    Hey, look!
    Lazer beams.
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    (screaming)
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    (muffled voice) Would you shut up?!
    I'm trying to masturbate up here.
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    What'd he say?
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    He says he wants
    some good ol' fashioned cola.
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    What?! Why?
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    He gon blow up the truck
    and clear the way.
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    I would've just suggested
    walking around it, but whatever.
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    (crazed laughter)
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    (screaming in pain)
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    Football!
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    Yeah!
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    Hey, jackass,
    we got your coke.
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    You want me to just drop this
    in the box or what?
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    Goddamn it!
    Just get away from here!
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    'Kay. Guys, we're walking around it!
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    Jenny Lane!
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    A mall...how original.
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    We can use that car to drive out in style!
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    It has no gas, you moron.
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    Yeah, but there's gas cans
    scattered around
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    for just such an occassion!
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    Oh, well this should be easy--
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    (screaming)
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    That must be the feller
    who masturbates all day long.
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    (screaming, thuds)
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    Baby, I used to go here as kid!
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    And look, Ellis, it's Kiddy Land!
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    Do I look like some sort of queer to you?
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    (whump!)
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    Hey, I wonder what these things do.
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    (fireworks whistle)
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    Grabbin' pills.
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    Grabbin' puke?
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    Grabbin' heroin.
    Uh, I mean adrenaline.
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    (gibberish)
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    [?]
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    Huh. I wonder why they
    call this one Hard Rain.
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    (shrieking)
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    Damn, baby, there be like
    three witches over there.
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    Oh, that's okay.
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    Those five chargers in row
    five minutes ago
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    made me realize how fucked we are anyways.
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    Hey, look!
    Here comes another one.
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    Fuuuuuu!
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    Thank God this is almost over.
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    Yeah, looks like those planes
    are here to rescue us.
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    (whoosh)
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    Look, they're droppin' us presents!
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    (distant explosions)
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    Why are they explodin'?
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    I hope mine's a football.
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    GAAAR!
Title:
Left 4 Speed 2 (Left 4 Dead 2 Parody) - Oney Cartoons
Description:
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:45

English subtitles

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