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All right, guys, the only way[br]we're gonna make it out of this alive

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is if we stick together.

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- So--[br]- My friends call me "coach"!

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- Coach.[br]- Jenny Lane!

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Goddamn it.

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Okay, the safe room [br]is just a couple of rooms away.

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When the doors open, just run like hell[br]and we should be fine.

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All right, just let me get out[br]my little Desert Eagle.

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Perfect.

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Jenny Lane!

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Okay, everyone get in!

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(zombie snarls)

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That is the scariest fucking thing[br]I have ever seen in my entire life.

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Hey, look![br]Lazer beams.

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(screaming)

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(muffled voice) Would you shut up?![br]I'm trying to masturbate up here.

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What'd he say?

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He says he wants[br]some good ol' fashioned cola.

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What?! Why?

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He gon blow up the truck[br]and clear the way.

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I would've just suggested[br]walking around it, but whatever.

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(crazed laughter)

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(screaming in pain)

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Football!

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Yeah!

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Hey, jackass,[br]we got your coke.

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You want me to just drop this[br]in the box or what?

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Goddamn it! [br]Just get away from here!

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'Kay. Guys, we're walking around it!

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Jenny Lane!

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A mall...how original.

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We can use that car to drive out in style!

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It has no gas, you moron.

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Yeah, but there's gas cans[br]scattered around

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for just such an occassion!

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Oh, well this should be easy--

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(screaming)

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That must be the feller [br]who masturbates all day long.

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(screaming, thuds)

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Baby, I used to go here as kid!

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And look, Ellis, it's Kiddy Land!

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Do I look like some sort of queer to you?

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(whump!)

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Hey, I wonder what these things do.

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(fireworks whistle)

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Grabbin' pills.

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Grabbin' puke?

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Grabbin' heroin.[br]Uh, I mean adrenaline.

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(gibberish)

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[?]

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Huh. I wonder why they[br]call this one Hard Rain.

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(shrieking)

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Damn, baby, there be like [br]three witches over there.

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Oh, that's okay.

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Those five chargers in row[br]five minutes ago

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made me realize how fucked we are anyways.

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Hey, look![br]Here comes another one.

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Fuuuuuu!

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Thank God this is almost over.

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Yeah, looks like those planes[br]are here to rescue us.

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(whoosh)

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Look, they're droppin' us presents!

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(distant explosions)

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Why are they explodin'?

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I hope mine's a football.

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GAAAR!