WEBVTT 00:00:02.464 --> 00:00:05.335 All right, guys, the only way we're gonna make it out of this alive 00:00:05.335 --> 00:00:06.495 is if we stick together. 00:00:06.495 --> 00:00:08.480 - So-- - My friends call me "coach"! 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:09.840 - Coach. - Jenny Lane! 00:00:09.840 --> 00:00:10.663 Goddamn it. 00:00:10.663 --> 00:00:13.640 Okay, the safe room is just a couple of rooms away. 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:16.571 When the doors open, just run like hell and we should be fine. 00:00:16.571 --> 00:00:19.526 All right, just let me get out my little Desert Eagle. 00:00:21.386 --> 00:00:22.480 Perfect. 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:23.545 Jenny Lane! 00:00:23.975 --> 00:00:25.545 Okay, everyone get in! 00:00:26.455 --> 00:00:28.567 (zombie snarls) 00:00:30.137 --> 00:00:35.207 That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. 00:00:38.267 --> 00:00:40.559 Hey, look! Lazer beams. 00:00:41.053 --> 00:00:42.361 (screaming) 00:00:43.071 --> 00:00:46.254 (muffled voice) Would you shut up?! I'm trying to masturbate up here. 00:00:46.254 --> 00:00:47.223 What'd he say? 00:00:47.223 --> 00:00:49.667 He says he wants some good ol' fashioned cola. 00:00:49.667 --> 00:00:51.050 What?! Why? 00:00:51.050 --> 00:00:53.181 He gon blow up the truck and clear the way. 00:00:53.181 --> 00:00:56.250 I would've just suggested walking around it, but whatever. 00:00:57.740 --> 00:01:00.843 (crazed laughter) 00:01:00.843 --> 00:01:02.357 (screaming in pain) 00:01:03.537 --> 00:01:04.531 Football! 00:01:05.088 --> 00:01:06.090 Yeah! 00:01:06.151 --> 00:01:08.015 Hey, jackass, we got your coke. 00:01:08.015 --> 00:01:10.272 You want me to just drop this in the box or what? 00:01:10.272 --> 00:01:12.697 Goddamn it! Just get away from here! 00:01:12.697 --> 00:01:15.142 'Kay. Guys, we're walking around it! 00:01:15.142 --> 00:01:16.404 Jenny Lane! 00:01:16.404 --> 00:01:18.615 A mall...how original. 00:01:18.615 --> 00:01:20.923 We can use that car to drive out in style! 00:01:20.923 --> 00:01:22.850 It has no gas, you moron. 00:01:22.850 --> 00:01:24.562 Yeah, but there's gas cans scattered around 00:01:24.562 --> 00:01:26.039 for just such an occassion! 00:01:26.039 --> 00:01:27.305 Oh, well this should be easy-- 00:01:27.305 --> 00:01:29.322 (screaming) 00:01:29.322 --> 00:01:32.155 That must be the feller who masturbates all day long. 00:01:32.155 --> 00:01:33.390 (screaming, thuds) 00:01:35.750 --> 00:01:38.084 Baby, I used to go here as kid! 00:01:38.084 --> 00:01:39.805 And look, Ellis, it's Kiddy Land! 00:01:39.805 --> 00:01:42.572 Do I look like some sort of queer to you? 00:01:42.652 --> 00:01:43.383 (whump!) 00:01:43.383 --> 00:01:44.972 Hey, I wonder what these things do. 00:01:44.972 --> 00:01:46.964 (fireworks whistle) 00:01:48.784 --> 00:01:49.600 Grabbin' pills. 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:50.920 Grabbin' puke? 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:53.484 Grabbin' heroin. Uh, I mean adrenaline. 00:01:53.914 --> 00:01:55.963 (gibberish) 00:01:56.933 --> 00:01:57.794 [?] 00:01:57.794 --> 00:02:00.321 Huh. I wonder why they call this one Hard Rain. 00:02:00.321 --> 00:02:02.315 (shrieking) 00:02:02.475 --> 00:02:04.392 Damn, baby, there be like three witches over there. 00:02:04.392 --> 00:02:05.720 Oh, that's okay. 00:02:05.720 --> 00:02:07.657 Those five chargers in row five minutes ago 00:02:07.657 --> 00:02:09.930 made me realize how fucked we are anyways. 00:02:09.930 --> 00:02:12.031 Hey, look! Here comes another one. 00:02:12.271 --> 00:02:13.313 Fuuuuuu! 00:02:13.313 --> 00:02:15.131 Thank God this is almost over. 00:02:15.131 --> 00:02:17.894 Yeah, looks like those planes are here to rescue us. 00:02:17.894 --> 00:02:19.070 (whoosh) 00:02:19.070 --> 00:02:21.040 Look, they're droppin' us presents! 00:02:21.040 --> 00:02:22.720 (distant explosions) 00:02:22.720 --> 00:02:24.187 Why are they explodin'? 00:02:24.187 --> 00:02:25.746 I hope mine's a football. 00:02:25.746 --> 00:02:27.136 GAAAR!