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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.46,0:00:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, guys, the only way\Nwe're gonna make it out of this alive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.34,0:00:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is if we stick together.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.50,0:00:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So--\N- My friends call me "coach"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.48,0:00:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Coach.\N- Jenny Lane!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.84,0:00:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goddamn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.66,0:00:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, the safe room \Nis just a couple of rooms away.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.64,0:00:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the doors open, just run like hell\Nand we should be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.57,0:00:19.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, just let me get out\Nmy little Desert Eagle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.39,0:00:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.48,0:00:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jenny Lane!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.98,0:00:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, everyone get in!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.46,0:00:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(zombie snarls)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.14,0:00:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the scariest fucking thing\NI have ever seen in my entire life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.27,0:00:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look!\NLazer beams.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.05,0:00:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.07,0:00:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(muffled voice) Would you shut up?!\NI'm trying to masturbate up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What'd he say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.22,0:00:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He says he wants\Nsome good ol' fashioned cola.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.67,0:00:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.05,0:00:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gon blow up the truck\Nand clear the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.18,0:00:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would've just suggested\Nwalking around it, but whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.74,0:01:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crazed laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.84,0:01:02.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming in pain)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.54,0:01:04.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Football!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.09,0:01:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.15,0:01:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, jackass,\Nwe got your coke.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.02,0:01:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want me to just drop this\Nin the box or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.27,0:01:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goddamn it! \NJust get away from here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.70,0:01:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Kay. Guys, we're walking around it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.14,0:01:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jenny Lane!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.40,0:01:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A mall...how original.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.62,0:01:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can use that car to drive out in style!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.92,0:01:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has no gas, you moron.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.85,0:01:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but there's gas cans\Nscattered around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.56,0:01:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for just such an occassion!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.04,0:01:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well this should be easy--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.32,0:01:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That must be the feller \Nwho masturbates all day long.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.16,0:01:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming, thuds)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.75,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baby, I used to go here as kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And look, Ellis, it's Kiddy Land!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.80,0:01:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I look like some sort of queer to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.65,0:01:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whump!)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.38,0:01:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I wonder what these things do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.97,0:01:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(fireworks whistle)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.78,0:01:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grabbin' pills.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.60,0:01:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grabbin' puke?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.92,0:01:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grabbin' heroin.\NUh, I mean adrenaline.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.91,0:01:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.93,0:01:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[?]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.79,0:02:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. I wonder why they\Ncall this one Hard Rain.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.32,0:02:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrieking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.48,0:02:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn, baby, there be like \Nthree witches over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.39,0:02:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.72,0:02:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those five chargers in row\Nfive minutes ago
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.66,0:02:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made me realize how fucked we are anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.93,0:02:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look!\NHere comes another one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.27,0:02:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuuuuuu!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.31,0:02:15.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank God this is almost over.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.13,0:02:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, looks like those planes\Nare here to rescue us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.89,0:02:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whoosh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.07,0:02:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, they're droppin' us presents!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.04,0:02:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(distant explosions)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.72,0:02:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are they explodin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.19,0:02:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope mine's a football.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.75,0:02:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GAAAR!