1 00:00:02,464 --> 00:00:05,335 All right, guys, the only way we're gonna make it out of this alive 2 00:00:05,335 --> 00:00:06,495 is if we stick together. 3 00:00:06,495 --> 00:00:08,480 - So-- - My friends call me "coach"! 4 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:09,840 - Coach. - Jenny Lane! 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:10,663 Goddamn it. 6 00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:13,640 Okay, the safe room is just a couple of rooms away. 7 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,571 When the doors open, just run like hell and we should be fine. 8 00:00:16,571 --> 00:00:19,526 All right, just let me get out my little Desert Eagle. 9 00:00:21,386 --> 00:00:22,480 Perfect. 10 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,545 Jenny Lane! 11 00:00:23,975 --> 00:00:25,545 Okay, everyone get in! 12 00:00:26,455 --> 00:00:28,567 (zombie snarls) 13 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:35,207 That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. 14 00:00:38,267 --> 00:00:40,559 Hey, look! Lazer beams. 15 00:00:41,053 --> 00:00:42,361 (screaming) 16 00:00:43,071 --> 00:00:46,254 (muffled voice) Would you shut up?! I'm trying to masturbate up here. 17 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,223 What'd he say? 18 00:00:47,223 --> 00:00:49,667 He says he wants some good ol' fashioned cola. 19 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,050 What?! Why? 20 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,181 He gon blow up the truck and clear the way. 21 00:00:53,181 --> 00:00:56,250 I would've just suggested walking around it, but whatever. 22 00:00:57,740 --> 00:01:00,843 (crazed laughter) 23 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,357 (screaming in pain) 24 00:01:03,537 --> 00:01:04,531 Football! 25 00:01:05,088 --> 00:01:06,090 Yeah! 26 00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:08,015 Hey, jackass, we got your coke. 27 00:01:08,015 --> 00:01:10,272 You want me to just drop this in the box or what? 28 00:01:10,272 --> 00:01:12,697 Goddamn it! Just get away from here! 29 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,142 'Kay. Guys, we're walking around it! 30 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,404 Jenny Lane! 31 00:01:16,404 --> 00:01:18,615 A mall...how original. 32 00:01:18,615 --> 00:01:20,923 We can use that car to drive out in style! 33 00:01:20,923 --> 00:01:22,850 It has no gas, you moron. 34 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,562 Yeah, but there's gas cans scattered around 35 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,039 for just such an occassion! 36 00:01:26,039 --> 00:01:27,305 Oh, well this should be easy-- 37 00:01:27,305 --> 00:01:29,322 (screaming) 38 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:32,155 That must be the feller who masturbates all day long. 39 00:01:32,155 --> 00:01:33,390 (screaming, thuds) 40 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:38,084 Baby, I used to go here as kid! 41 00:01:38,084 --> 00:01:39,805 And look, Ellis, it's Kiddy Land! 42 00:01:39,805 --> 00:01:42,572 Do I look like some sort of queer to you? 43 00:01:42,652 --> 00:01:43,383 (whump!) 44 00:01:43,383 --> 00:01:44,972 Hey, I wonder what these things do. 45 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,964 (fireworks whistle) 46 00:01:48,784 --> 00:01:49,600 Grabbin' pills. 47 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,920 Grabbin' puke? 48 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,484 Grabbin' heroin. Uh, I mean adrenaline. 49 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,963 (gibberish) 50 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:57,794 [?] 51 00:01:57,794 --> 00:02:00,321 Huh. I wonder why they call this one Hard Rain. 52 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,315 (shrieking) 53 00:02:02,475 --> 00:02:04,392 Damn, baby, there be like three witches over there. 54 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:05,720 Oh, that's okay. 55 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,657 Those five chargers in row five minutes ago 56 00:02:07,657 --> 00:02:09,930 made me realize how fucked we are anyways. 57 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:12,031 Hey, look! Here comes another one. 58 00:02:12,271 --> 00:02:13,313 Fuuuuuu! 59 00:02:13,313 --> 00:02:15,131 Thank God this is almost over. 60 00:02:15,131 --> 00:02:17,894 Yeah, looks like those planes are here to rescue us. 61 00:02:17,894 --> 00:02:19,070 (whoosh) 62 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:21,040 Look, they're droppin' us presents! 63 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,720 (distant explosions) 64 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,187 Why are they explodin'? 65 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,746 I hope mine's a football. 66 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,136 GAAAR!