PICASSO ROSS Revised Final no Subs

I am the greatest

the modern art Muhammad Ali

I melt faces

call me MC Dali

your whole body of work

is a fluffy mountain of crap

you're the PBS version of Nickelback

but I think you must be a genius

cause with zero training

you made millions teaching people

how to suck at painting

why don't you go back home

and beat your brush you chump

I could make better art

with my wiener

Lump

I'm so glad that you could join me today

so I could teach you how to

feel some joy when you paint

you're moody little genius

always so serious

I know

you must be on your Blue Period

your work is melancholic

I'm painting happy little trees

call me Jackson Pollock

because I splatter MCs

with the voice the soothes

so let's do this

I'll twist you up like you're a

Rubik's cubist

Don't use that word

like you know what it is

you painted thirty thousand pictures

of bushes and sticks

does your audience know

that you stole your whole show

you just ripped off your teacher

and added an afro

my name is Pablo Diego

José Francisco de Paula

Juan Nepomuceno María de los

Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad

Ruiz y Picasso

back

to

you

Bob

Well Bob is dropping bombs like

this is Guernica

I served twenty years

Air Force

United States of America

my technique

will make your mistress weep

put her to sleep

elbow drop her dreams

I go deep

and I

keep it mellow

like some cadmium yellow

I'm a bright like titanium white

kind of fellow

don't believe in mistakes

unless you step to me

Yo Pablo

you just got your happy little arse beat