I am the greatest
the modern art Muhammad Ali
I melt faces
call me MC Dali
your whole body of work
is a fluffy mountain of crap
you're the PBS version of Nickelback
but I think you must be a genius
cause with zero training
you made millions teaching people
how to suck at painting
why don't you go back home
and beat your brush you chump
I could make better art
with my wiener
Lump
I'm so glad that you could join me today
so I could teach you how to
feel some joy when you paint
you're moody little genius
always so serious
I know
you must be on your Blue Period
your work is melancholic
I'm painting happy little trees
call me Jackson Pollock
because I splatter MCs
with the voice the soothes
so let's do this
I'll twist you up like you're a
Rubik's cubist
Don't use that word
like you know what it is
you painted thirty thousand pictures
of bushes and sticks
does your audience know
that you stole your whole show
you just ripped off your teacher
and added an afro
my name is Pablo Diego
José Francisco de Paula
Juan Nepomuceno María de los
Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad
Ruiz y Picasso
back
to
you
Bob
Well Bob is dropping bombs like
this is Guernica
I served twenty years
Air Force
United States of America
my technique
will make your mistress weep
put her to sleep
elbow drop her dreams
I go deep
and I
keep it mellow
like some cadmium yellow
I'm a bright like titanium white
kind of fellow
don't believe in mistakes
unless you step to me
Yo Pablo
you just got your happy little arse beat