[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the greatest
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.79,0:00:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the modern art Muhammad Ali
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I melt faces
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.34,0:00:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call me MC Dali
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your whole body of work
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.01,0:00:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a fluffy mountain of crap
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're the PBS version of Nickelback
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.84,0:00:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I think you must be a genius
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.18,0:00:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause with zero training
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.58,0:00:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you made millions teaching people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.82,0:00:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to suck at painting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you go back home
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.31,0:00:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and beat your brush you chump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.75,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could make better art
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.98,0:00:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my wiener
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.97,0:00:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.77,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so glad that you could join me today
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I could teach you how to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.02,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel some joy when you paint
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're moody little genius
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.95,0:00:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always so serious
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.28,0:00:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.88,0:00:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you must be on your Blue Period
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.98,0:00:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your work is melancholic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.37,0:00:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm painting happy little trees
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.69,0:00:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call me Jackson Pollock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.85,0:00:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I splatter MCs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.34,0:00:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the voice the soothes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.46,0:00:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so let's do this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.65,0:00:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll twist you up like you're a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.72,0:00:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rubik's cubist
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.10,0:00:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't use that word
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.03,0:00:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you know what it is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.17,0:00:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you painted thirty thousand pictures
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.69,0:00:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of bushes and sticks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.91,0:00:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does your audience know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.96,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you stole your whole show
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:00:59.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just ripped off your teacher
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.74,0:01:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and added an afro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my name is Pablo Diego
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,José Francisco de Paula
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.27,0:01:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Juan Nepomuceno María de los
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.86,0:01:07.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.35,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ruiz y Picasso
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.48,0:01:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.11,0:01:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.80,0:01:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bob
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.49,0:01:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well Bob is dropping bombs like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.30,0:01:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is Guernica
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.39,0:01:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I served twenty years
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.27,0:01:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Air Force
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.92,0:01:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,United States of America
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.75,0:01:17.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my technique
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.47,0:01:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will make your mistress weep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.79,0:01:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put her to sleep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.51,0:01:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elbow drop her dreams
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.60,0:01:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go deep
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.44,0:01:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.97,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keep it mellow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like some cadmium yellow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.91,0:01:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a bright like titanium white
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.75,0:01:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of fellow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.57,0:01:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't believe in mistakes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless you step to me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.85,0:01:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo Pablo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.03,0:01:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just got your happy little arse beat