0:00:09.952,0:00:10.787 I am the greatest 0:00:10.787,0:00:12.313 the modern art Muhammad Ali 0:00:12.313,0:00:13.340 I melt faces 0:00:13.340,0:00:14.861 call me MC Dali 0:00:14.861,0:00:16.008 your whole body of work 0:00:16.008,0:00:17.604 is a fluffy mountain of crap 0:00:17.604,0:00:19.838 you're the PBS version of Nickelback 0:00:19.838,0:00:21.182 but I think you must be a genius 0:00:21.182,0:00:22.578 cause with zero training 0:00:22.578,0:00:23.821 you made millions teaching people 0:00:23.821,0:00:25.116 how to suck at painting 0:00:25.116,0:00:26.310 why don't you go back home 0:00:26.310,0:00:27.752 and beat your brush you chump 0:00:27.752,0:00:28.984 I could make better art 0:00:28.984,0:00:29.973 with my wiener 0:00:29.973,0:00:30.767 Lump 0:00:30.767,0:00:32.756 I'm so glad that you could join me today 0:00:32.756,0:00:34.022 so I could teach you how to 0:00:34.022,0:00:35.541 feel some joy when you paint 0:00:35.541,0:00:36.954 you're moody little genius 0:00:36.954,0:00:38.279 always so serious 0:00:38.279,0:00:38.878 I know 0:00:38.878,0:00:40.981 you must be on your Blue Period 0:00:40.981,0:00:42.371 your work is melancholic 0:00:42.371,0:00:43.693 I'm painting happy little trees 0:00:43.693,0:00:44.854 call me Jackson Pollock 0:00:44.854,0:00:46.342 because I splatter MCs 0:00:46.342,0:00:47.457 with the voice the soothes 0:00:47.457,0:00:48.647 so let's do this 0:00:48.647,0:00:49.715 I'll twist you up like you're a 0:00:49.715,0:00:51.098 Rubik's cubist 0:00:51.098,0:00:52.032 Don't use that word 0:00:52.032,0:00:53.170 like you know what it is 0:00:53.170,0:00:54.692 you painted thirty thousand pictures 0:00:54.692,0:00:55.908 of bushes and sticks 0:00:55.908,0:00:56.960 does your audience know 0:00:56.960,0:00:58.391 that you stole your whole show 0:00:58.391,0:00:59.743 you just ripped off your teacher 0:00:59.743,0:01:00.871 and added an afro 0:01:00.871,0:01:02.020 my name is Pablo Diego 0:01:02.020,0:01:03.269 José Francisco de Paula 0:01:03.269,0:01:04.862 Juan Nepomuceno María de los 0:01:04.862,0:01:07.348 Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad 0:01:07.348,0:01:08.897 Ruiz y Picasso 0:01:08.897,0:01:09.477 back 0:01:09.477,0:01:10.114 to 0:01:10.114,0:01:10.804 you 0:01:10.804,0:01:11.490 Bob 0:01:11.490,0:01:12.302 Well Bob is dropping bombs like 0:01:12.302,0:01:13.393 this is Guernica 0:01:13.393,0:01:14.273 I served twenty years 0:01:14.273,0:01:14.924 Air Force 0:01:14.924,0:01:16.748 United States of America 0:01:16.748,0:01:17.472 my technique 0:01:17.472,0:01:18.786 will make your mistress weep 0:01:18.786,0:01:19.507 put her to sleep 0:01:19.507,0:01:20.599 elbow drop her dreams 0:01:20.599,0:01:21.437 I go deep 0:01:21.437,0:01:21.972 and I 0:01:21.972,0:01:22.643 keep it mellow 0:01:22.643,0:01:23.914 like some cadmium yellow 0:01:23.914,0:01:25.746 I'm a bright like titanium white 0:01:25.746,0:01:26.572 kind of fellow 0:01:26.572,0:01:27.717 don't believe in mistakes 0:01:27.717,0:01:28.848 unless you step to me 0:01:28.848,0:01:30.031 Yo Pablo 0:01:30.031,0:01:31.942 you just got your happy little arse beat