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I am the greatest
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the modern art Muhammad Ali
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I melt faces
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call me MC Dali
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your whole body of work
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is a fluffy mountain of crap
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you're the PBS version of Nickelback
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but I think you must be a genius
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cause with zero training
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you made millions teaching people
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how to suck at painting
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why don't you go back home
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and beat your brush you chump
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I could make better art
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with my wiener
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Lump
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I'm so glad that you could join me today
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so I could teach you how to
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feel some joy when you paint
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you're moody little genius
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always so serious
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I know
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you must be on your Blue Period
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your work is melancholic
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I'm painting happy little trees
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call me Jackson Pollock
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because I splatter MCs
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with the voice the soothes
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so let's do this
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I'll twist you up like you're a
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Rubik's cubist
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Don't use that word
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like you know what it is
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you painted thirty thousand pictures
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of bushes and sticks
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does your audience know
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that you stole your whole show
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you just ripped off your teacher
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and added an afro
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my name is Pablo Diego
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José Francisco de Paula
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Juan Nepomuceno María de los
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Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad
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Ruiz y Picasso
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back
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to
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you
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Bob
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Well Bob is dropping bombs like
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this is Guernica
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I served twenty years
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Air Force
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United States of America
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my technique
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will make your mistress weep
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put her to sleep
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elbow drop her dreams
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I go deep
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and I
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keep it mellow
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like some cadmium yellow
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I'm a bright like titanium white
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kind of fellow
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don't believe in mistakes
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unless you step to me
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Yo Pablo
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you just got your happy little arse beat