Honest Trailers - Robocop
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0:08 - 0:11This trailer is rated R for Robocop,
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0:11 - 0:13cause that's how you make
a [bleep]ing Robocop movie. -
0:14 - 0:17It's been more than 20 years since Robocop
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0:17 - 0:20appeared on the big screen and now he's back with...
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0:20 - 0:22a flip up visor...
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0:22 - 0:23different origins...
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0:23 - 0:24a human hand?
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0:24 - 0:26And a PG-13 rating?!
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0:26 - 0:27Screw that!
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0:27 - 0:30Instead, revisit the original masterpiece that is...
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0:31 - 0:32Robocop!
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0:32 - 0:35Journey to a futuristic Detroit that's become
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0:35 - 0:37a bankrupt, crime-ridden hell hole!
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0:37 - 0:39Basically, present day Detroit.
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0:39 - 0:41It's a city crying out for a savior
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0:41 - 0:43and they'll get one in Robocop,
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0:43 - 0:46a blatant Jesus metaphor who's killed,
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0:46 - 0:49gets resurrected, and walks on water!
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0:49 - 0:51But instead of dying for our sins,
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0:51 - 0:55this Jesus shoots rapists in the dick!
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0:55 - 0:57-(gun shot)
-(screams in pain) -
0:57 - 1:00Meet his gum chewing partner,
Louis, a terrible cop -
1:00 - 1:03who never waits for back up, runs like a girl,
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1:03 - 1:05and can't resist male nudity!
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1:06 - 1:09Mind if I...zip this up?
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1:10 - 1:11Baaaalls.
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1:12 - 1:15Together, they'll take down
old Detroit's biggest bad guys, -
1:15 - 1:19Clarence Boddicker, a drug lord
who's got a real way with the ladies... -
1:19 - 1:22Maybe you could, uh, fit me in.
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1:23 - 1:26Omni Consumer Products,
an evil corporation that does -
1:26 - 1:28everything except make consumer products...
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1:28 - 1:32and 2O9, a heavily armed killing machine
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1:32 - 1:34who loses to a flight of stairs...
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1:37 - 1:38and...glass.
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1:39 - 1:41(glass shatters repetitively)
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1:47 - 1:49(screams)
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1:50 - 1:54Robosuit up for the ultimate,
awesome 80's movie, full of... -
1:54 - 1:55Big hair
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1:55 - 1:56Cocaine!
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1:57 - 1:58Goons.
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1:58 - 1:59Cold War Paranoia...
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1:59 - 2:02and a no-nonsense black police captain.
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2:02 - 2:05Now get outta my police station
and take laughing boy with ya! -
2:06 - 2:09So return to a time when action
movies were made for adults, -
2:09 - 2:11but marketed to children.
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2:11 - 2:16Robocop and evil ED 260 face off
with rapid repeat cap firing! -
2:16 - 2:19Featuring some of film's best one liners...
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2:19 - 2:21Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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2:21 - 2:22Your move, creep.
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2:22 - 2:25I'd buy that for a dollar!
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2:25 - 2:26Bitches, leave.
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2:26 - 2:28And the most blood squibs ever!
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2:44 - 2:46I guarantee you won't see that in the re-make.
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2:47 - 2:48Starring...
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2:48 - 2:49Daft Punk
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2:49 - 2:50Bruce Jenner
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2:50 - 2:51Tough Lady Cop
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2:52 - 2:53Old '80s Businessman
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2:53 - 2:55Even Older '80s Businessman
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2:56 - 2:57Jordan Belfort
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2:57 - 2:59That '70s Drug Lord
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2:59 - 3:00Fox News
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3:00 - 3:02and...Lindsay Lohan.
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3:02 - 3:04Leave me...
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3:06 - 3:07Robocop!
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3:09 - 3:12Robocop is the last movie
that needs a freaking remake. -
3:12 - 3:14What are they going to do next? Die Hard?
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3:14 - 3:16Oh no...I've said too much!
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3:16 - 3:21Hey, Screen Junkies! For more
awesome stuff, click here to subscribe! -
3:22 - 3:25I am serious and don't call me Shirley!
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3:25 - 3:29I am fire, I am...DEATH!
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3:29 - 3:31Pizza Delivery for I.C. Weiner.
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3:32 - 3:34Has anyone really been far even as decided
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3:34 - 3:37to use even go want to do more like?
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3:38 - 3:44In a world where potatoes rule
the Earth, one carrot will rise! -
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- Honest Trailers - Robocop
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With yet another generic-looking remake on the way, there's no better time to bask in the awesomeness of the 1987 classic ROBOCOP - in all its bloody glory!!
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Honest Trailers: Friday
Directed by Andy Signore
Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Episode Written by Spencer Gilbert, Ian Weinreich, Dan Murrell, and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan MurrellVoiceover Narration by Jon:
http://youtube.com/jon3pnt0Robocop Theme by Sean Motley
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- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 03:46
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