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Honest Trailers - Robocop

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    This trailer is rated R for Robocop,
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    cause that's how you make
    a [bleep]ing Robocop movie.
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    It's been more than 20 years since Robocop
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    appeared on the big screen and now he's back with...
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    a flip up visor...
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    different origins...
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    a human hand?
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    And a PG-13 rating?!
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    Screw that!
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    Instead, revisit the original masterpiece that is...
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    Robocop!
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    Journey to a futuristic Detroit that's become
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    a bankrupt, crime-ridden hell hole!
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    Basically, present day Detroit.
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    It's a city crying out for a savior
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    and they'll get one in Robocop,
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    a blatant Jesus metaphor who's killed,
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    gets resurrected, and walks on water!
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    But instead of dying for our sins,
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    this Jesus shoots rapists in the dick!
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    -(gun shot)
    -(screams in pain)
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    Meet his gum chewing partner,
    Louis, a terrible cop
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    who never waits for back up, runs like a girl,
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    and can't resist male nudity!
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    Mind if I...zip this up?
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    Baaaalls.
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    Together, they'll take down
    old Detroit's biggest bad guys,
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    Clarence Boddicker, a drug lord
    who's got a real way with the ladies...
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    Maybe you could, uh, fit me in.
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    Omni Consumer Products,
    an evil corporation that does
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    everything except make consumer products...
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    and 2O9, a heavily armed killing machine
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    who loses to a flight of stairs...
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    and...glass.
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    (glass shatters repetitively)
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    (screams)
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    Robosuit up for the ultimate,
    awesome 80's movie, full of...
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    Big hair
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    Cocaine!
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    Goons.
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    Cold War Paranoia...
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    and a no-nonsense black police captain.
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    Now get outta my police station
    and take laughing boy with ya!
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    So return to a time when action
    movies were made for adults,
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    but marketed to children.
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    Robocop and evil ED 260 face off
    with rapid repeat cap firing!
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    Featuring some of film's best one liners...
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    Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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    Your move, creep.
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    I'd buy that for a dollar!
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    Bitches, leave.
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    And the most blood squibs ever!
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    I guarantee you won't see that in the re-make.
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    Starring...
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    Daft Punk
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    Bruce Jenner
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    Tough Lady Cop
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    Old '80s Businessman
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    Even Older '80s Businessman
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    Jordan Belfort
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    That '70s Drug Lord
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    Fox News
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    and...Lindsay Lohan.
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    Leave me...
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    Robocop!
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    Robocop is the last movie
    that needs a freaking remake.
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    What are they going to do next? Die Hard?
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    Oh no...I've said too much!
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    Hey, Screen Junkies! For more
    awesome stuff, click here to subscribe!
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    I am serious and don't call me Shirley!
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    I am fire, I am...DEATH!
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    Pizza Delivery for I.C. Weiner.
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided
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    to use even go want to do more like?
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    In a world where potatoes rule
    the Earth, one carrot will rise!
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Title:
Honest Trailers - Robocop
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With yet another generic-looking remake on the way, there's no better time to bask in the awesomeness of the 1987 classic ROBOCOP - in all its bloody glory!!

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Honest Trailers: Friday
Directed by Andy Signore
Series Created by Andy Signore & Brett Weiner
Episode Written by Spencer Gilbert, Ian Weinreich, Dan Murrell, and Andy Signore
Edited by Dan Murrell

Voiceover Narration by Jon:
http://youtube.com/jon3pnt0

Robocop Theme by Sean Motley

As always let us know in the comments what movie or television show you wanna see next! And check out our previous Honest Trailers:

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http://youtu.be/QeAb8qnQrLg

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:46

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