1 00:00:08,157 --> 00:00:10,687 This trailer is rated R for Robocop, 2 00:00:10,687 --> 00:00:13,467 cause that's how you make a [bleep]ing Robocop movie. 3 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,909 It's been more than 20 years since Robocop 4 00:00:16,909 --> 00:00:20,356 appeared on the big screen and now he's back with... 5 00:00:20,356 --> 00:00:21,564 a flip up visor... 6 00:00:21,794 --> 00:00:22,983 different origins... 7 00:00:22,983 --> 00:00:24,141 a human hand? 8 00:00:24,141 --> 00:00:25,747 And a PG-13 rating?! 9 00:00:25,977 --> 00:00:26,886 Screw that! 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,493 Instead, revisit the original masterpiece that is... 11 00:00:30,662 --> 00:00:31,693 Robocop! 12 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,742 Journey to a futuristic Detroit that's become 13 00:00:34,742 --> 00:00:37,047 a bankrupt, crime-ridden hell hole! 14 00:00:37,047 --> 00:00:38,740 Basically, present day Detroit. 15 00:00:39,032 --> 00:00:41,259 It's a city crying out for a savior 16 00:00:41,259 --> 00:00:43,455 and they'll get one in Robocop, 17 00:00:43,455 --> 00:00:45,963 a blatant Jesus metaphor who's killed, 18 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,934 gets resurrected, and walks on water! 19 00:00:49,087 --> 00:00:51,129 But instead of dying for our sins, 20 00:00:51,129 --> 00:00:54,542 this Jesus shoots rapists in the dick! 21 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:56,675 -(gun shot) -(screams in pain) 22 00:00:57,337 --> 00:01:00,469 Meet his gum chewing partner, Louis, a terrible cop 23 00:01:00,469 --> 00:01:03,419 who never waits for back up, runs like a girl, 24 00:01:03,419 --> 00:01:05,442 and can't resist male nudity! 25 00:01:05,642 --> 00:01:08,542 Mind if I...zip this up? 26 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,296 Baaaalls. 27 00:01:11,648 --> 00:01:15,305 Together, they'll take down old Detroit's biggest bad guys, 28 00:01:15,305 --> 00:01:19,447 Clarence Boddicker, a drug lord who's got a real way with the ladies... 29 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:22,474 Maybe you could, uh, fit me in. 30 00:01:22,704 --> 00:01:26,189 Omni Consumer Products, an evil corporation that does 31 00:01:26,189 --> 00:01:28,303 everything except make consumer products... 32 00:01:28,409 --> 00:01:31,534 and 2O9, a heavily armed killing machine 33 00:01:31,534 --> 00:01:33,750 who loses to a flight of stairs... 34 00:01:36,626 --> 00:01:38,435 and...glass. 35 00:01:39,158 --> 00:01:40,831 (glass shatters repetitively) 36 00:01:46,768 --> 00:01:48,931 (screams) 37 00:01:49,717 --> 00:01:53,913 Robosuit up for the ultimate, awesome 80's movie, full of... 38 00:01:53,929 --> 00:01:54,896 Big hair 39 00:01:55,126 --> 00:01:56,272 Cocaine! 40 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:57,550 Goons. 41 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,350 Cold War Paranoia... 42 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:02,079 and a no-nonsense black police captain. 43 00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:05,496 Now get outta my police station and take laughing boy with ya! 44 00:02:05,588 --> 00:02:09,471 So return to a time when action movies were made for adults, 45 00:02:09,471 --> 00:02:11,215 but marketed to children. 46 00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:16,108 Robocop and evil ED 260 face off with rapid repeat cap firing! 47 00:02:16,108 --> 00:02:19,155 Featuring some of film's best one liners... 48 00:02:19,155 --> 00:02:20,987 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 49 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:22,398 Your move, creep. 50 00:02:22,398 --> 00:02:24,516 I'd buy that for a dollar! 51 00:02:24,516 --> 00:02:25,565 Bitches, leave. 52 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:28,447 And the most blood squibs ever! 53 00:02:44,001 --> 00:02:46,367 I guarantee you won't see that in the re-make. 54 00:02:46,551 --> 00:02:47,697 Starring... 55 00:02:47,697 --> 00:02:48,734 Daft Punk 56 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:50,044 Bruce Jenner 57 00:02:50,197 --> 00:02:51,375 Tough Lady Cop 58 00:02:51,513 --> 00:02:53,207 Old '80s Businessman 59 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,352 Even Older '80s Businessman 60 00:02:55,521 --> 00:02:56,906 Jordan Belfort 61 00:02:57,106 --> 00:02:58,778 That '70s Drug Lord 62 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:00,166 Fox News 63 00:03:00,442 --> 00:03:02,207 and...Lindsay Lohan. 64 00:03:02,207 --> 00:03:03,981 Leave me... 65 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,271 Robocop! 66 00:03:09,317 --> 00:03:11,854 Robocop is the last movie that needs a freaking remake. 67 00:03:11,854 --> 00:03:13,828 What are they going to do next? Die Hard? 68 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,792 Oh no...I've said too much! 69 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:21,120 Hey, Screen Junkies! For more awesome stuff, click here to subscribe! 70 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,893 I am serious and don't call me Shirley! 71 00:03:25,031 --> 00:03:28,527 I am fire, I am...DEATH! 72 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:31,446 Pizza Delivery for I.C. Weiner. 73 00:03:31,538 --> 00:03:34,331 Has anyone really been far even as decided 74 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:37,215 to use even go want to do more like? 75 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:43,839 In a world where potatoes rule the Earth, one carrot will rise! 76 00:03:43,839 --> 00:03:45,258 [visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube to see other videos or make a request]