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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.16,0:00:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This trailer is rated R for {\i1}Robocop{\i0},
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.69,0:00:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause that's how you make \Na [bleep]ing {\i1}Robocop{\i0} movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been more than 20 years since {\i1}Robocop{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.91,0:00:20.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,appeared on the big screen and now he's back with...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.36,0:00:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a flip up visor...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.79,0:00:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,different origins...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.98,0:00:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a human hand?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.14,0:00:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a PG-13 rating?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.98,0:00:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Screw that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.12,0:00:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead, revisit the original masterpiece that is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.66,0:00:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Robocop!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.96,0:00:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Journey to a futuristic Detroit that's become
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.74,0:00:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bankrupt, crime-ridden hell hole!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.05,0:00:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basically, present day Detroit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.03,0:00:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a city crying out for a savior
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.26,0:00:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they'll get one in Robocop,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.46,0:00:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a blatant Jesus metaphor who's killed,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.96,0:00:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gets resurrected, and walks on water!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.09,0:00:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But instead of dying for our sins,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.13,0:00:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this Jesus shoots rapists in the dick!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.54,0:00:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(gun shot)\N-(screams in pain)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.34,0:01:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meet his gum chewing partner,\NLouis, a terrible cop
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.47,0:01:03.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who never waits for back up, runs like a girl,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.42,0:01:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and can't resist male nudity!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.64,0:01:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Mind if I...zip this up?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.80,0:01:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Baaaalls.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.65,0:01:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Together, they'll take down\Nold Detroit's biggest bad guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.30,0:01:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clarence Boddicker, a drug lord \Nwho's got a real way with the ladies...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.45,0:01:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Maybe you could, uh, fit me in.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.70,0:01:26.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Omni Consumer Products, \Nan evil corporation that does
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.19,0:01:28.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything except make consumer products...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.41,0:01:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 2O9, a heavily armed killing machine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.53,0:01:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who loses to a flight of stairs...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.63,0:01:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and...glass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.16,0:01:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(glass shatters repetitively)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.77,0:01:48.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.72,0:01:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Robosuit up for the ultimate,\Nawesome 80's movie, full of...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.93,0:01:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Big hair
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.13,0:01:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cocaine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.50,0:01:57.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goons.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.55,0:01:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cold War Paranoia...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.35,0:02:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a no-nonsense black police captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.08,0:02:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Now get outta my police station\Nand take laughing boy with ya!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.59,0:02:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So return to a time when action \Nmovies were made for adults,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.47,0:02:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but marketed to children.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.34,0:02:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Robocop and evil ED 260 face off \Nwith rapid repeat cap firing!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.11,0:02:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Featuring some of film's best one liners...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.16,0:02:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Dead or alive, you're coming with me.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.99,0:02:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Your move, creep.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.40,0:02:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I'd buy that for a dollar!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.52,0:02:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Bitches, leave.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.56,0:02:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the most blood squibs ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guarantee you won't see that in the re-make.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.55,0:02:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starring...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.70,0:02:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daft Punk
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.98,0:02:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bruce Jenner
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.20,0:02:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tough Lady Cop
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.51,0:02:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Old '80s Businessman
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.36,0:02:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Older '80s Businessman
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.52,0:02:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jordan Belfort
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.11,0:02:58.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That '70s Drug Lord
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.90,0:03:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fox News
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.44,0:03:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and...Lindsay Lohan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.21,0:03:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Leave me...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.40,0:03:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Robocop!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.32,0:03:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Robocop is the last movie\Nthat needs a freaking remake.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.85,0:03:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are they going to do next? {\i1}Die Hard{\i0}?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.03,0:03:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no...I've said too much!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.44,0:03:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Screen Junkies! For more \Nawesome stuff, click here to subscribe!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.53,0:03:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am serious and don't call me Shirley!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.03,0:03:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am fire, I am...DEATH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.74,0:03:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pizza Delivery for I.C. Weiner.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.54,0:03:34.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Has anyone really been far even as decided
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.33,0:03:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to use even go want to do more like?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.58,0:03:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a world where potatoes rule \Nthe Earth, one carrot will rise!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.84,0:03:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube \Nto see other videos or make a request]