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Morning, Sheldon.
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Oh! Good, you're up.
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I've written a new and improved
roommate agreement
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that benefits me greatly.
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I'd like you to sign it.
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Why would I want to do that?
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Excellent question.
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Do you remember what happened
to the alien,
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played by talented character
actor Frank Gorshin,
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In the Star Trek Episode
"Let That Be Your Last Battle Field"?
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Uhh.. Captain Kurk
activated the self destruct
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sequence and threatened to
blow up the enterprise and
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kill them both unless he
gave in?
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Affirmative.
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Computer, this is
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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[high pitched beep]
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Activate self destruct sequence
code 11A2B.
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[digital voice]
Self destruct sequence activated.
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What are you gonna do,
Sheldon, blow up the apartment?
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That was my first thought,
but all my cool stuff is here.
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So, what happens when it
counts down?
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Unless Leonard signs this
new agreement in the next
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fourty-one seconds,
this computer will send an email
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to your parents in India,
saying that you're in a secret
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relationship with the whiter
than marshmallow fluff
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Leonard Hofstadter.
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Oh my god.
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What's the big deal?
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Trust me, it's a big deal!
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Well, they're gonna find out
about me eventually right?
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Yeah, of course,
just not today.
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Twenty seconds.
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Are you ashamed of me?
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Of course not.
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Then why can't we tell
your parents?
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Please, don't push this.
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He does that all the time,
doesn't he? fifteen...
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Okay, fine Sheldon,
you win, turn it off.
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No, he's bluffing.
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I never bluff, ten.
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It's blackmail.
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Nine.
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We give up!
-Eight.
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This is ridiculous.
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It's a laptop with a full charge,
honestly what do you see in him?
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Give him what he wants,
or we're done.
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(Sheldon) Three.
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Really?
(Sheldon) -Two.
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Okay I'll sign it!
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[Clicks]
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[digital voice]
Self destruct sequence aborted.
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You may have gone to Cambridge,
but I am an honorary graduate
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of Starfleet academy.
