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Morning, Sheldon.

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Oh! Good, you're up.

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I've written a new and improved [br]roommate agreement

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that benefits me greatly.

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I'd like you to sign it.

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Why would I want to do that?

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Excellent question.

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Do you remember what happened[br]to the alien,

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played by talented character [br]actor Frank Gorshin,

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In the Star Trek Episode [br]"Let That Be Your Last Battle Field"?

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Uhh.. Captain Kurk [br]activated the self destruct

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sequence and threatened to [br]blow up the enterprise and

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kill them both unless he [br]gave in?

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Affirmative.

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Computer, this is [br]Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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[high pitched beep]

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Activate self destruct sequence [br]code 11A2B.

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[digital voice] [br]Self destruct sequence activated.

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What are you gonna do, [br]Sheldon, blow up the apartment?

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That was my first thought, [br]but all my cool stuff is here.

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So, what happens when it [br]counts down?

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Unless Leonard signs this [br]new agreement in the next

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fourty-one seconds, [br]this computer will send an email

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to your parents in India, [br]saying that you're in a secret

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relationship with the whiter [br]than marshmallow fluff

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Leonard Hofstadter.

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Oh my god.

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What's the big deal?

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Trust me, it's a big deal!

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Well, they're gonna find out [br]about me eventually right?

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Yeah, of course, [br]just not today.

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Twenty seconds.

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Are you ashamed of me?

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Of course not.

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Then why can't we tell [br]your parents?

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Please, don't push this.

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He does that all the time, [br]doesn't he? fifteen...

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Okay, fine Sheldon, [br]you win, turn it off.

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No, he's bluffing.

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I never bluff, ten.

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It's blackmail.

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Nine.

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We give up! [br]-Eight.

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This is ridiculous.

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It's a laptop with a full charge, [br]honestly what do you see in him?

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Give him what he wants, [br]or we're done.

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(Sheldon) Three. [br]

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Really?[br](Sheldon) -Two.

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Okay I'll sign it!

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[Clicks] [br]

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[digital voice] [br]Self destruct sequence aborted.

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You may have gone to Cambridge, [br]but I am an honorary graduate

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of Starfleet academy.