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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.74,0:00:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morning, Sheldon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.80,0:00:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Good, you're up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.50,0:00:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've written a new and improved \Nroommate agreement
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.57,0:00:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that benefits me greatly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.28,0:00:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like you to sign it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.40,0:00:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would I want to do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.54,0:00:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excellent question.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.00,0:00:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you remember what happened\Nto the alien,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.17,0:00:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,played by talented character \Nactor Frank Gorshin,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.80,0:00:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the Star Trek Episode \N"Let That Be Your Last Battle Field"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.33,0:00:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uhh.. Captain Kurk \Nactivated the self destruct
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.93,0:00:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sequence and threatened to \Nblow up the enterprise and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.37,0:00:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kill them both unless he \Ngave in?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.18,0:00:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Affirmative.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.30,0:00:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Computer, this is \NDr. Sheldon Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.47,0:00:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[high pitched beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.04,0:00:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Activate self destruct sequence \Ncode 11A2B.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.21,0:00:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[digital voice] \NSelf destruct sequence activated.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.06,0:00:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you gonna do, \NSheldon, blow up the apartment?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.90,0:01:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was my first thought, \Nbut all my cool stuff is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.44,0:01:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what happens when it \Ncounts down?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.88,0:01:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless Leonard signs this \Nnew agreement in the next
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.01,0:01:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fourty-one seconds, \Nthis computer will send an email
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your parents in India, \Nsaying that you're in a secret
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.64,0:01:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,relationship with the whiter \Nthan marshmallow fluff
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.99,0:01:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leonard Hofstadter.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.44,0:01:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.17,0:01:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the big deal?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.38,0:01:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trust me, it's a big deal!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.03,0:01:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they're gonna find out \Nabout me eventually right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.94,0:01:26.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, of course, \Njust not today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.71,0:01:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twenty seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.04,0:01:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ashamed of me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.50,0:01:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.51,0:01:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why can't we tell \Nyour parents?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.92,0:01:33.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, don't push this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.17,0:01:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He does that all the time, \Ndoesn't he? fifteen...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.86,0:01:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, fine Sheldon, \Nyou win, turn it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.73,0:01:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he's bluffing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.82,0:01:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never bluff, ten.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.25,0:01:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's blackmail.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.13,0:01:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.13,0:01:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We give up! \N-Eight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.22,0:01:44.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.35,0:01:47.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a laptop with a full charge, \Nhonestly what do you see in him?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.16,0:01:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give him what he wants, \Nor we're done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.32,0:01:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sheldon) Three. \N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.98,0:01:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?\N(Sheldon) -Two.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.41,0:01:52.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay I'll sign it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.75,0:01:53.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Clicks] \N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.56,0:01:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[digital voice] \NSelf destruct sequence aborted.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.94,0:02:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may have gone to Cambridge, \Nbut I am an honorary graduate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.59,0:02:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Starfleet academy.