Morning, Sheldon.
Oh! Good, you're up.
I've written a new and improved roommate agreement
that benefits me greatly.
I'd like you to sign it.
Why would I want to do that?
Excellent question.
Do you remember what happened to the alien,
played by talented character actor Frank Gorshin,
In the Star Trek Episode "Let That Be Your Last Battle Field"?
Uhh.. Captain Kurk activated the self destruct
sequence and threatened to blow up the enterprise and
kill them both unless he gave in?
Affirmative.
Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
[high pitched beep]
Activate self destruct sequence code 11A2B.
[digital voice] Self destruct sequence activated.
What are you gonna do, Sheldon, blow up the apartment?
That was my first thought, but all my cool stuff is here.
So, what happens when it counts down?
Unless Leonard signs this new agreement in the next
fourty-one seconds, this computer will send an email
to your parents in India, saying that you're in a secret
relationship with the whiter than marshmallow fluff
Leonard Hofstadter.
Oh my god.
What's the big deal?
Trust me, it's a big deal!
Well, they're gonna find out about me eventually right?
Yeah, of course, just not today.
Twenty seconds.
Are you ashamed of me?
Of course not.
Then why can't we tell your parents?
Please, don't push this.
He does that all the time, doesn't he? fifteen...
Okay, fine Sheldon, you win, turn it off.
No, he's bluffing.
I never bluff, ten.
It's blackmail.
Nine.
We give up! -Eight.
This is ridiculous.
It's a laptop with a full charge, honestly what do you see in him?
Give him what he wants, or we're done.
(Sheldon) Three.
Really? (Sheldon) -Two.
Okay I'll sign it!
[Clicks]
[digital voice] Self destruct sequence aborted.
You may have gone to Cambridge, but I am an honorary graduate
of Starfleet academy.