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Morning, Sheldon.

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Oh! Good, you're up.

3
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I've written a new and improved 
roommate agreement

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that benefits me greatly.

5
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I'd like you to sign it.

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Why would I want to do that?

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Excellent question.

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Do you remember what happened
to the alien,

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played by talented character 
actor Frank Gorshin,

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In the Star Trek Episode 
"Let That Be Your Last Battle Field"?

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Uhh.. Captain Kurk 
activated the self destruct

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sequence and threatened to 
blow up the enterprise and

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kill them both unless he 
gave in?

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Affirmative.

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Computer, this is 
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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[high pitched beep]

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Activate self destruct sequence 
code 11A2B.

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[digital voice] 
Self destruct sequence activated.

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What are you gonna do, 
Sheldon, blow up the apartment?

20
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That was my first thought, 
but all my cool stuff is here.

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So, what happens when it 
counts down?

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Unless Leonard signs this 
new agreement in the next

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fourty-one seconds, 
this computer will send an email

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to your parents in India, 
saying that you're in a secret

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relationship with the whiter 
than marshmallow fluff

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Leonard Hofstadter.

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Oh my god.

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What's the big deal?

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Trust me, it's a big deal!

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Well, they're gonna find out 
about me eventually right?

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Yeah, of course, 
just not today.

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Twenty seconds.

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Are you ashamed of me?

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Of course not.

35
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Then why can't we tell 
your parents?

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Please, don't push this.

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He does that all the time, 
doesn't he? fifteen...

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Okay, fine Sheldon, 
you win, turn it off.

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No, he's bluffing.

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I never bluff, ten.

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It's blackmail.

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Nine.

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We give up! 
-Eight.

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This is ridiculous.

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It's a laptop with a full charge, 
honestly what do you see in him?

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Give him what he wants, 
or we're done.

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(Sheldon) Three. 


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Really?
(Sheldon) -Two.

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Okay I'll sign it!

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[Clicks] 


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[digital voice] 
Self destruct sequence aborted.

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You may have gone to Cambridge, 
but I am an honorary graduate

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of Starfleet academy.