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Spongebob SquarePants - Krusty Love

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    (singing)
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    What's that smell?
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    The register!
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    $49.08?!
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    That's a penny short!
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    (sobbing) - (sarcastically) Oh, no.
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    Not a penny. Help. Somebody help us.
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    It's just a penny, sir.
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    It doesn't matter.
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    Doesn't matter?! It's money that makes the world go wrong, boy!
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    It's money that keeps your pants square.
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    It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap.
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    (sniffs) Lilac.
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    It's money that paid for all them renovations we did.
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    Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more.
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    Not even that...
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    ...scrumptious curvy cutie.
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    I see her, Mr. Krabs.
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    A krabby patty with cheese, the classic.
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    Not the sandwich, boy, the curvy cutie HOLDING the sandwich.
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    Hey, that's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff.
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    MRS. Puff?
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    Aww, she's married.
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    Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single.
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    Then what happened to MR. Puff?
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    She doesn't like to talk about it.
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    Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a lass like that on me claw.
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    Hey, I know!
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    Why don't I take you over and introduce you? - No, no, no! I-- I--
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    I'm too old, boy, too hard-shelled for love.
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    Besides, I ain't properly dressed.
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    Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great!
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    You wait here while I go break the ice.
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    SpongeBob! No, wait!
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    I'm too nervous! Ooh!
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    Hi, Mrs. Puff. - (gasps and screams)
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    Hit the brakes, SpongeBob!
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    Watch the tree! Left! LEFT! - (snapping fingers) Wait, Mrs. Puff!
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    We're not driving.
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    Oh. I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I didn't expect to see you here.
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    I work here, Mrs. Puff.
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    Want to meet my boss?
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    Well, I'm not-- - Don't move!
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    Oh. - Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. ...
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    Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to my boss, Mr. Krabs.
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    Uh, hello.
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    Psst. Mr. Krabs, say hello.
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    (exclaiming)
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    No, no, Mr. Krabs, just say hello.
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    (croaking)
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    Perhaps another time would be...
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    (growling)
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    Wait! He's trying to tell you something.
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    Mr. Krabs?
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    (blabbering)
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    I don't understand.
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    (speaking gibberish)
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    Oh, I think Mr. Krabs is saying that he'd like to...
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    ...hit you with a a rake! - GOODNESS!
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    NAARGH!
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    Try to guess your weight! - WELL!
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    HAAAH! BOORG BA BOORG!
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    No, wait, he wants to take you...
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    CA CA BOOM A LOM! - ...on a date!
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    (groaning victoriously)
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    Is that true, Mr. Krabs? Do you want to take ME on a date?
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    Aye... what do you say?
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    What do I SAY? (laughs)
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    I say you have a way with words, Mr. Krabs.
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    I still got it. (laughing)
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    SpongeBob: Ready for your date, Mr. Krabs?
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    Mr. Krabs: I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad!
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    SpongeBob: Breath spray? - Check.
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    Lucky hanky? - Check.
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    Giant rusty anchor? - Huh--?
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    Anchor! ANCHOR! I can't find me giant rusty anchor!
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    (laughing)
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    Relax, Mr. Krabs, just a little joke.
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    Good luck with you-know-who.
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    Who's that?
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    Mrs. Puff. - Oh, yeah.
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    Well, wish me luck, lad.
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    Mrs. Puff: Oh, Mr. Krabs.
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    This dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (laughs) I don't think I could eat another bite.
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    Oh, I doubt that, my little shrimp boat. - (giggling)
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    You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs. I mean, foot rubs between courses,
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    caricatures,
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    imported music?
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    Nothing's too good for you, my prickly peach.
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    Well, what I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Krabs, is--
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    Uh, sir? Your fancy pantsy limousine is here.
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    Wonderful! Puffilly poo, your chariot awaits!
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    Well... - (whistles and claps)
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    (screams)
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    You'll never have to walk again, my little lovester bib!
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    (sighs)
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    Your bill, sir.
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    Huh?! WHAT?!
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    $100?!
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    Well, this can't possibly be correct!
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    My mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.
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    THIS is your bill.
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    Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (water splashing and glass breaking)
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    (sobbing)
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    I don't understand, Mr. Krabs.
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    How can you spend $100,000 in one night?
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    Oh, SpongeBob!
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    I couldn't help but spend EVERY CENT I HAD ON HER!
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    I couldn't control myself!
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    What are you gonna do?
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    I don't know, boy.
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    I've got another date tomorrow.
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    I'm caught in the middle of me two great loves!
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    Sweet Mrs. Puff
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    AND THE REST OF ME MONEY!
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    (bawling)
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    I wish there was some way I could help.
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    Perhaps there is, boy!
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    I'm putting you in charge of me money!
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    I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
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    You come with me on the date
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    and don't let me spend any money!
Title:
Spongebob SquarePants - Krusty Love
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Episode 2-16
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