WEBVTT 00:00:12.853 --> 00:00:14.853 (singing) 00:00:19.901 --> 00:00:21.193 What's that smell? 00:00:21.719 --> 00:00:22.796 The register! 00:00:24.548 --> 00:00:28.042 $49.08?! 00:00:28.073 --> 00:00:29.519 That's a penny short! 00:00:29.543 --> 00:00:31.327 (sobbing) - (sarcastically) Oh, no. 00:00:31.353 --> 00:00:34.518 Not a penny. Help. Somebody help us. 00:00:35.537 --> 00:00:37.973 It's just a penny, sir. 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:39.000 It doesn't matter. 00:00:39.016 --> 00:00:43.269 Doesn't matter?! It's money that makes the world go wrong, boy! 00:00:43.286 --> 00:00:45.813 It's money that keeps your pants square. 00:00:45.848 --> 00:00:48.627 It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap. 00:00:48.645 --> 00:00:51.453 (sniffs) Lilac. 00:00:51.471 --> 00:00:54.800 It's money that paid for all them renovations we did. 00:00:54.825 --> 00:00:58.645 Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more. 00:00:58.665 --> 00:01:00.004 Not even that... 00:01:00.852 --> 00:01:04.869 ...scrumptious curvy cutie. 00:01:04.887 --> 00:01:06.883 I see her, Mr. Krabs. 00:01:06.908 --> 00:01:09.890 A krabby patty with cheese, the classic. 00:01:09.918 --> 00:01:14.095 Not the sandwich, boy, the curvy cutie HOLDING the sandwich. 00:01:15.437 --> 00:01:18.371 Hey, that's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff. 00:01:18.401 --> 00:01:20.109 MRS. Puff? 00:01:20.140 --> 00:01:22.408 Aww, she's married. 00:01:22.429 --> 00:01:24.260 Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single. 00:01:24.287 --> 00:01:25.902 Then what happened to MR. Puff? 00:01:28.027 --> 00:01:29.765 She doesn't like to talk about it. 00:01:29.784 --> 00:01:33.515 Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a lass like that on me claw. 00:01:33.538 --> 00:01:34.722 Hey, I know! 00:01:34.761 --> 00:01:37.897 Why don't I take you over and introduce you? - No, no, no! I-- I-- 00:01:37.921 --> 00:01:41.536 I'm too old, boy, too hard-shelled for love. 00:01:41.562 --> 00:01:43.711 Besides, I ain't properly dressed. 00:01:43.738 --> 00:01:47.250 Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great! 00:01:47.276 --> 00:01:49.952 You wait here while I go break the ice. 00:01:49.981 --> 00:01:51.350 SpongeBob! No, wait! 00:01:51.374 --> 00:01:54.003 I'm too nervous! Ooh! 00:01:54.867 --> 00:01:56.775 Hi, Mrs. Puff. - (gasps and screams) 00:01:56.797 --> 00:01:58.582 Hit the brakes, SpongeBob! 00:01:58.598 --> 00:02:01.429 Watch the tree! Left! LEFT! - (snapping fingers) Wait, Mrs. Puff! 00:02:01.449 --> 00:02:03.003 We're not driving. 00:02:03.030 --> 00:02:07.645 Oh. I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I didn't expect to see you here. 00:02:07.664 --> 00:02:09.110 I work here, Mrs. Puff. 00:02:09.132 --> 00:02:10.224 Want to meet my boss? 00:02:10.247 --> 00:02:12.991 Well, I'm not-- - Don't move! 00:02:13.014 --> 00:02:17.288 Oh. - Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. ... 00:02:18.585 --> 00:02:22.452 Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to my boss, Mr. Krabs. 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:24.171 Uh, hello. 00:02:25.395 --> 00:02:27.103 Psst. Mr. Krabs, say hello. 00:02:28.386 --> 00:02:30.385 (exclaiming) 00:02:30.409 --> 00:02:32.961 No, no, Mr. Krabs, just say hello. 00:02:34.224 --> 00:02:36.424 (croaking) 00:02:36.455 --> 00:02:38.224 Perhaps another time would be... 00:02:38.258 --> 00:02:39.735 (growling) 00:02:39.757 --> 00:02:41.754 Wait! He's trying to tell you something. 00:02:41.781 --> 00:02:43.381 Mr. Krabs? 00:02:43.403 --> 00:02:45.736 (blabbering) 00:02:46.507 --> 00:02:48.775 I don't understand. 00:02:48.807 --> 00:02:51.662 (speaking gibberish) 00:02:51.689 --> 00:02:55.263 Oh, I think Mr. Krabs is saying that he'd like to... 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:57.935 ...hit you with a a rake! - GOODNESS! 00:02:57.958 --> 00:02:59.020 NAARGH! 00:03:01.106 --> 00:03:03.245 Try to guess your weight! - WELL! 00:03:03.268 --> 00:03:05.175 HAAAH! BOORG BA BOORG! 00:03:05.200 --> 00:03:07.538 No, wait, he wants to take you... 00:03:07.566 --> 00:03:10.128 CA CA BOOM A LOM! - ...on a date! 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:12.152 (groaning victoriously) 00:03:13.100 --> 00:03:17.583 Is that true, Mr. Krabs? Do you want to take ME on a date? 00:03:17.603 --> 00:03:21.206 Aye... what do you say? 00:03:21.232 --> 00:03:23.930 What do I SAY? (laughs) 00:03:23.959 --> 00:03:28.127 I say you have a way with words, Mr. Krabs. 00:03:29.542 --> 00:03:32.291 I still got it. (laughing) 00:03:32.795 --> 00:03:34.626 SpongeBob: Ready for your date, Mr. Krabs? 00:03:34.660 --> 00:03:37.849 Mr. Krabs: I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad! 00:03:37.875 --> 00:03:40.199 SpongeBob: Breath spray? - Check. 00:03:40.228 --> 00:03:42.306 Lucky hanky? - Check. 00:03:42.333 --> 00:03:44.774 Giant rusty anchor? - Huh--? 00:03:44.798 --> 00:03:47.929 Anchor! ANCHOR! I can't find me giant rusty anchor! 00:03:47.948 --> 00:03:49.302 (laughing) 00:03:49.327 --> 00:03:52.205 Relax, Mr. Krabs, just a little joke. 00:03:52.233 --> 00:03:54.018 Good luck with you-know-who. 00:03:55.574 --> 00:03:56.436 Who's that? 00:03:56.457 --> 00:03:58.486 Mrs. Puff. - Oh, yeah. 00:03:59.328 --> 00:04:00.728 Well, wish me luck, lad. 00:04:02.070 --> 00:04:04.354 Mrs. Puff: Oh, Mr. Krabs. 00:04:04.373 --> 00:04:13.512 This dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (laughs) I don't think I could eat another bite. 00:04:13.543 --> 00:04:18.410 Oh, I doubt that, my little shrimp boat. - (giggling) 00:04:18.445 --> 00:04:23.702 You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs. I mean, foot rubs between courses, 00:04:23.735 --> 00:04:25.747 caricatures, 00:04:25.789 --> 00:04:27.389 imported music? 00:04:33.543 --> 00:04:36.683 Nothing's too good for you, my prickly peach. 00:04:36.709 --> 00:04:40.269 Well, what I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Krabs, is-- 00:04:40.292 --> 00:04:42.944 Uh, sir? Your fancy pantsy limousine is here. 00:04:42.976 --> 00:04:47.118 Wonderful! Puffilly poo, your chariot awaits! 00:04:47.135 --> 00:04:48.474 Well... - (whistles and claps) 00:04:49.011 --> 00:04:49.665 (screams) 00:04:49.949 --> 00:04:54.000 You'll never have to walk again, my little lovester bib! 00:04:54.027 --> 00:04:56.215 (sighs) 00:04:56.240 --> 00:04:57.363 Your bill, sir. 00:04:57.385 --> 00:04:59.293 Huh?! WHAT?! 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:01.476 $100?! 00:05:01.498 --> 00:05:03.936 Well, this can't possibly be correct! 00:05:03.958 --> 00:05:06.206 My mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out. 00:05:06.714 --> 00:05:07.760 THIS is your bill. 00:05:09.210 --> 00:05:13.044 Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (water splashing and glass breaking) 00:05:14.307 --> 00:05:15.538 (sobbing) 00:05:15.557 --> 00:05:17.434 I don't understand, Mr. Krabs. 00:05:17.461 --> 00:05:20.888 How can you spend $100,000 in one night? 00:05:21.231 --> 00:05:23.358 Oh, SpongeBob! 00:05:23.383 --> 00:05:27.961 I couldn't help but spend EVERY CENT I HAD ON HER! 00:05:27.989 --> 00:05:29.866 I couldn't control myself! 00:05:29.887 --> 00:05:30.764 What are you gonna do? 00:05:30.791 --> 00:05:32.145 I don't know, boy. 00:05:32.164 --> 00:05:34.098 I've got another date tomorrow. 00:05:34.125 --> 00:05:37.129 I'm caught in the middle of me two great loves! 00:05:37.154 --> 00:05:39.923 Sweet Mrs. Puff 00:05:39.951 --> 00:05:41.705 AND THE REST OF ME MONEY! 00:05:41.731 --> 00:05:44.171 (bawling) 00:05:44.188 --> 00:05:46.127 I wish there was some way I could help. 00:05:47.155 --> 00:05:48.771 Perhaps there is, boy! 00:05:49.947 --> 00:05:53.391 I'm putting you in charge of me money! 00:05:53.422 --> 00:05:54.822 I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. 00:05:54.858 --> 00:05:57.218 You come with me on the date 00:05:57.246 --> 00:05:59.959 and don't let me spend any money!