(singing)
What's that smell?
The register!
$49.08?!
That's a penny short!
(sobbing) - (sarcastically) Oh, no.
Not a penny. Help. Somebody help us.
It's just a penny, sir.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter?! It's money that makes the world go wrong, boy!
It's money that keeps your pants square.
It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap.
(sniffs) Lilac.
It's money that paid for all them renovations we did.
Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more.
Not even that...
...scrumptious curvy cutie.
I see her, Mr. Krabs.
A krabby patty with cheese, the classic.
Not the sandwich, boy, the curvy cutie HOLDING the sandwich.
Hey, that's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff.
MRS. Puff?
Aww, she's married.
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single.
Then what happened to MR. Puff?
She doesn't like to talk about it.
Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a lass like that on me claw.
Hey, I know!
Why don't I take you over and introduce you? - No, no, no! I-- I--
I'm too old, boy, too hard-shelled for love.
Besides, I ain't properly dressed.
Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great!
You wait here while I go break the ice.
SpongeBob! No, wait!
I'm too nervous! Ooh!
Hi, Mrs. Puff. - (gasps and screams)
Hit the brakes, SpongeBob!
Watch the tree! Left! LEFT! - (snapping fingers) Wait, Mrs. Puff!
We're not driving.
Oh. I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I didn't expect to see you here.
I work here, Mrs. Puff.
Want to meet my boss?
Well, I'm not-- - Don't move!
Oh. - Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. ...
Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to my boss, Mr. Krabs.
Uh, hello.
Psst. Mr. Krabs, say hello.
(exclaiming)
No, no, Mr. Krabs, just say hello.
(croaking)
Perhaps another time would be...
(growling)
Wait! He's trying to tell you something.
Mr. Krabs?
(blabbering)
I don't understand.
(speaking gibberish)
Oh, I think Mr. Krabs is saying that he'd like to...
...hit you with a a rake! - GOODNESS!
NAARGH!
Try to guess your weight! - WELL!
HAAAH! BOORG BA BOORG!
No, wait, he wants to take you...
CA CA BOOM A LOM! - ...on a date!
(groaning victoriously)
Is that true, Mr. Krabs? Do you want to take ME on a date?
Aye... what do you say?
What do I SAY? (laughs)
I say you have a way with words, Mr. Krabs.
I still got it. (laughing)
SpongeBob: Ready for your date, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad!
SpongeBob: Breath spray? - Check.
Lucky hanky? - Check.
Giant rusty anchor? - Huh--?
Anchor! ANCHOR! I can't find me giant rusty anchor!
(laughing)
Relax, Mr. Krabs, just a little joke.
Good luck with you-know-who.
Who's that?
Mrs. Puff. - Oh, yeah.
Well, wish me luck, lad.
Mrs. Puff: Oh, Mr. Krabs.
This dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (laughs) I don't think I could eat another bite.
Oh, I doubt that, my little shrimp boat. - (giggling)
You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs. I mean, foot rubs between courses,
caricatures,
imported music?
Nothing's too good for you, my prickly peach.
Well, what I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Krabs, is--
Uh, sir? Your fancy pantsy limousine is here.
Wonderful! Puffilly poo, your chariot awaits!
Well... - (whistles and claps)
(screams)
You'll never have to walk again, my little lovester bib!
(sighs)
Your bill, sir.
Huh?! WHAT?!
$100?!
Well, this can't possibly be correct!
My mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.
THIS is your bill.
Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (water splashing and glass breaking)
(sobbing)
I don't understand, Mr. Krabs.
How can you spend $100,000 in one night?
Oh, SpongeBob!
I couldn't help but spend EVERY CENT I HAD ON HER!
I couldn't control myself!
What are you gonna do?
I don't know, boy.
I've got another date tomorrow.
I'm caught in the middle of me two great loves!
Sweet Mrs. Puff
AND THE REST OF ME MONEY!
(bawling)
I wish there was some way I could help.
Perhaps there is, boy!
I'm putting you in charge of me money!
I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
You come with me on the date
and don't let me spend any money!