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(singing)

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What's that smell?

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The register!

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$49.08?!

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That's a penny short!

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(sobbing) - (sarcastically) Oh, no.

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Not a penny. Help. Somebody help us.

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It's just a penny, sir.

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It doesn't matter.

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Doesn't matter?! It's money that makes the world go wrong, boy!

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It's money that keeps your pants square.

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It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap.

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(sniffs) Lilac.

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It's money that paid for all them renovations we did.

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Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more.

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Not even that...

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...scrumptious curvy cutie.

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I see her, Mr. Krabs.

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A krabby patty with cheese, the classic.

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Not the sandwich, boy, the curvy cutie HOLDING the sandwich.

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Hey, that's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff.

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MRS. Puff?

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Aww, she's married.

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Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single.

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Then what happened to MR. Puff?

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She doesn't like to talk about it.

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Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a lass like that on me claw.

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Hey, I know!

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Why don't I take you over and introduce you? - No, no, no! I-- I--

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I'm too old, boy, too hard-shelled for love.

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Besides, I ain't properly dressed.

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Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great!

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You wait here while I go break the ice.

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SpongeBob! No, wait!

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I'm too nervous! Ooh!

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Hi, Mrs. Puff. - (gasps and screams)

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Hit the brakes, SpongeBob!

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Watch the tree! Left! LEFT! - (snapping fingers) Wait, Mrs. Puff!

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We're not driving.

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Oh. I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I didn't expect to see you here.

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I work here, Mrs. Puff.

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Want to meet my boss?

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Well, I'm not-- - Don't move!

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Oh. - Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. ...

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Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to my boss, Mr. Krabs.

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Uh, hello.

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Psst. Mr. Krabs, say hello.

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(exclaiming)

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No, no, Mr. Krabs, just say hello.

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(croaking)

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Perhaps another time would be...

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(growling)

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Wait! He's trying to tell you something.

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Mr. Krabs?

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(blabbering)

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I don't understand.

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(speaking gibberish)

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Oh, I think Mr. Krabs is saying that he'd like to...

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...hit you with a a rake! - GOODNESS!

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NAARGH!

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Try to guess your weight! - WELL!

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HAAAH! BOORG BA BOORG!

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No, wait, he wants to take you...

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CA CA BOOM A LOM! - ...on a date!

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(groaning victoriously)

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Is that true, Mr. Krabs? Do you want to take ME on a date?

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Aye... what do you say?

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What do I SAY? (laughs)

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I say you have a way with words, Mr. Krabs.

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I still got it. (laughing)

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SpongeBob: Ready for your date, Mr. Krabs?

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Mr. Krabs: I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad!

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SpongeBob: Breath spray? - Check.

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Lucky hanky? - Check.

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Giant rusty anchor? - Huh--?

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Anchor! ANCHOR! I can't find me giant rusty anchor!

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(laughing)

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Relax, Mr. Krabs, just a little joke.

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Good luck with you-know-who.

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Who's that?

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Mrs. Puff. - Oh, yeah.

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Well, wish me luck, lad.

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Mrs. Puff: Oh, Mr. Krabs.

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This dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (laughs) I don't think I could eat another bite.

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Oh, I doubt that, my little shrimp boat. - (giggling)

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You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs. I mean, foot rubs between courses,

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caricatures,

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imported music?

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Nothing's too good for you, my prickly peach.

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Well, what I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Krabs, is--

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Uh, sir? Your fancy pantsy limousine is here.

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Wonderful! Puffilly poo, your chariot awaits!

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Well... - (whistles and claps)

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(screams)

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You'll never have to walk again, my little lovester bib!

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(sighs)

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Your bill, sir.

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Huh?! WHAT?!

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$100?!

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Well, this can't possibly be correct!

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My mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.

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THIS is your bill.

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Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (water splashing and glass breaking)

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(sobbing)

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I don't understand, Mr. Krabs.

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How can you spend $100,000 in one night?

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Oh, SpongeBob!

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I couldn't help but spend EVERY CENT I HAD ON HER!

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I couldn't control myself!

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What are you gonna do?

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I don't know, boy.

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I've got another date tomorrow.

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I'm caught in the middle of me two great loves!

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Sweet Mrs. Puff

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AND THE REST OF ME MONEY!

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(bawling)

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I wish there was some way I could help.

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Perhaps there is, boy!

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I'm putting you in charge of me money!

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I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.

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You come with me on the date

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and don't let me spend any money!