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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.85,0:00:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.90,0:00:21.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's that smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.72,0:00:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The register!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.55,0:00:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$49.08?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.07,0:00:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a penny short!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.54,0:00:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sobbing) - (sarcastically) Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.35,0:00:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a penny. Help. Somebody help us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a penny, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.02,0:00:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't matter?! It's money that makes the world go wrong, boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.29,0:00:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's money that keeps your pants square.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.85,0:00:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soap.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.64,0:00:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sniffs) Lilac.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.47,0:00:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's money that paid for all them renovations we did.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.82,0:00:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.66,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not even that...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.85,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...scrumptious curvy cutie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.89,0:01:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see her, Mr. Krabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.91,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A krabby patty with cheese, the classic.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the sandwich, boy, the curvy cutie HOLDING the sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.44,0:01:18.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.40,0:01:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MRS. Puff?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.14,0:01:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww, she's married.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.43,0:01:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.29,0:01:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then what happened to MR. Puff?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.03,0:01:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't like to talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.78,0:01:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what I wouldn't give to have a lass like that on me claw.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.54,0:01:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.76,0:01:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't I take you over and introduce you? - No, no, no! I-- I--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.92,0:01:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm too old, boy, too hard-shelled for love.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.56,0:01:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, I ain't properly dressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.74,0:01:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, come on, Mr. Krabs, you look great!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.28,0:01:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wait here while I go break the ice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.98,0:01:51.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob! No, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.37,0:01:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm too nervous! Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.87,0:01:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Mrs. Puff. - (gasps and screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.80,0:01:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit the brakes, SpongeBob!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.60,0:02:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch the tree! Left! LEFT! - (snapping fingers) Wait, Mrs. Puff!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.45,0:02:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not driving.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.03,0:02:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I didn't expect to see you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.66,0:02:09.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I work here, Mrs. Puff.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.13,0:02:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to meet my boss?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.25,0:02:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm not-- - Don't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.01,0:02:17.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. - Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. ...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.58,0:02:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to my boss, Mr. Krabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.40,0:02:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Psst. Mr. Krabs, say hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.39,0:02:30.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(exclaiming)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.41,0:02:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, Mr. Krabs, just say hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.22,0:02:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(croaking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.46,0:02:38.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps another time would be...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.26,0:02:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(growling)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.76,0:02:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! He's trying to tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.78,0:02:43.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Krabs?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.40,0:02:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blabbering)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.51,0:02:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.81,0:02:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.69,0:02:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I think Mr. Krabs is saying that he'd like to...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.76,0:02:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...hit you with a a rake! - GOODNESS!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.96,0:02:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NAARGH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.11,0:03:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to guess your weight! - WELL!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.27,0:03:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HAAAH! BOORG BA BOORG!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.20,0:03:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, wait, he wants to take you...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.57,0:03:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CA CA BOOM A LOM! - ...on a date!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.16,0:03:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groaning victoriously)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.10,0:03:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that true, Mr. Krabs? Do you want to take ME on a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.60,0:03:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye... what do you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.23,0:03:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do I SAY? (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.96,0:03:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I say you have a way with words, Mr. Krabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.54,0:03:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still got it. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.80,0:03:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob: Ready for your date, Mr. Krabs?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.66,0:03:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Krabs: I'm always ready when it comes to dating, lad!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.88,0:03:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SpongeBob: Breath spray? - Check.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.23,0:03:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lucky hanky? - Check.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.33,0:03:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Giant rusty anchor? - Huh--?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.80,0:03:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anchor! ANCHOR! I can't find me giant rusty anchor!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.95,0:03:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.33,0:03:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Relax, Mr. Krabs, just a little joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.23,0:03:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good luck with you-know-who.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.57,0:03:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.46,0:03:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs. Puff. - Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.33,0:04:00.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, wish me luck, lad.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.07,0:04:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs. Puff: Oh, Mr. Krabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.37,0:04:13.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This dinner has been so wonderful. The coral was cooked to perfection. (laughs) I don't think I could eat another bite.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.54,0:04:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I doubt that, my little shrimp boat. - (giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.44,0:04:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs. I mean, foot rubs between courses,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.74,0:04:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,caricatures,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.79,0:04:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imported music?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.54,0:04:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing's too good for you, my prickly peach.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.71,0:04:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what I'm trying to tell you, Mr. Krabs, is--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.29,0:04:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, sir? Your fancy pantsy limousine is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.98,0:04:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonderful! Puffilly poo, your chariot awaits!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.14,0:04:48.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well... - (whistles and claps)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.01,0:04:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.95,0:04:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll never have to walk again, my little lovester bib!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.03,0:04:56.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.24,0:04:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your bill, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.38,0:04:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?! WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.32,0:05:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,$100?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.50,0:05:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this can't possibly be correct!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.96,0:05:06.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.71,0:05:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS is your bill.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.21,0:05:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (water splashing and glass breaking)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.31,0:05:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sobbing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.56,0:05:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand, Mr. Krabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.46,0:05:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can you spend $100,000 in one night?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.23,0:05:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, SpongeBob!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.38,0:05:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't help but spend EVERY CENT I HAD ON HER!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.99,0:05:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't control myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.89,0:05:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.79,0:05:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.16,0:05:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got another date tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.12,0:05:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm caught in the middle of me two great loves!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.15,0:05:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweet Mrs. Puff
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.95,0:05:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AND THE REST OF ME MONEY!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.73,0:05:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bawling)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.19,0:05:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish there was some way I could help.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.16,0:05:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps there is, boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.95,0:05:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm putting you in charge of me money!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.42,0:05:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.86,0:05:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You come with me on the date
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.25,0:05:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and don't let me spend any money!