Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women

Hey everybody, James Yeager here with Tactical Respone, and I've got the terrorist's mouthpiece with me

This is uh...introduce yourself

I'm Dana Mclendon I'm the conciliary to the Camden Mafia and the terrorist mouthpiece

But, what are we going to talk about today? What are YOU going to talk about today?

Today's lesson is a little off the beaten path of Tactical Response but it's still something that you can use every day

this is the Hot Crazy Matrix.

It's what you need to know about how to deal with women, and how to analyze the situation that you may be in or want to be in.

OK, lets take a look at that right now.

OK, so this is the universal hot crazy matrix. It's everything a young man needs to know about women

I've developed this on my own over 46 years of living on the earth

This is how it works

You have your "crazy" axis, and your "hot" axis.

Hot is, as usual, measured from Zero to Ten. We're all familiar with that.

Crazy, is measured from 4 to 10, because of course there's no such thing as a woman who's not at least a 4 crazy.

So you've got 4 to 10.

This is your hot/crazy line right here. It's very important that you keep in mind where the hot crazy line is.

As a rule, this is your "no go" zone.

We do not hang around and date and marry women who are not at least in our mind, a 5.

So this is your "no go" zone. You don't go here.

We just rule this out. Life is better this way. That's the way it is. Alright?

Above a 5 and to about an 8 and BELOW the crazy line...this is your fun zone.

You can hang out here and meet these girls, and spend time with them.

That's your fun zone, but keep in mind when you're in the fun zone, you want to move out of the fun zone to a more permanent location.

So that's the fun zone. Above a 5 hot, below an 8 hot, and below the crazy line.

This means these are most of the time, not crazy.

Above the crazy line, we have the "Danger Zone".

This is your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany, hairdressers...

this is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in the pot, your tires get slashed, and you wind up in jail.

Now... we have some of the chart filled out, and have a couple more pieces to put in

but at this point, understand something.

This is not a static environment.

This is a situation where you have got to use this matrix over time to develop some reliable data.

It's like a dope chart, because at any moment in time, any woman that you have previously located on this chart

can VANISH from that location and appear anywhere else on the chart

so what you have to do is over time, collect some data.

Once you have a cluster of data points, you can begin to consider that reliable.

Now, moving on, you have this zone here.

This is below the crazy line, above an 8 hot, but still about a 7 crazy.

This is your "date zone".

You can stay in the date zone indefinitely.

These are the women you can introduce to your friends or your family.

They're good looking and they're reasonably not crazy, most of the time.

You can stay here indefinitely.

Now, above an 8 hot and between about a 7 and a 5 crazy,

this is your "Wife Zone". Ok?

When you meet this girl, you should consider a long term relationship.

This zone is not scaled to size. This is a representation and not an actual...

this is not a pie chart showing you how many of these people are out there

this is simply a representation of what you're after.

You want to be 5 to 7 crazy, above an 8 hot.

That's your wife zone, OK?

Now, below a 5 crazy, and above an 8 hot

this is your "Unicorn Zone". These things don't exist.

If you find a unicorn, please capture it safely, and keep it alive.

We'd like to study it and maybe look at how to replicate that.

So I was explaining this to a guy one time and he said,

"Wait a minute! I met this girl and she's like, smoking hot, she's like at least a 9 and she's chill.

She's totally cool. She's like, not even a 3 crazy!"

I said, you're telling me you've met a girl, she's a 9 hot, and she's like a 2 or a three crazy?

He said "yeah man, I like her a lot!"

I said, you should be careful! That's a dude. You're talking to a tranny.

So you've got to be careful because down here below a 4 crazy, and above an 8 hot

you're probably talking to a dude.

That is the universal hot crazy matrix.

Alright Dana, that was pretty good!

Now let me ask you, for the women watching.

Is there a male version of that? [Oh yeah!] If a dude is super hot? [It's a little simpler]

It's a little simpler, but we can do it real quick. It doesn't take very long at all.

For women this is your matrix.

You've got your "Cute" axis, and you've got your "Money" axis, OK?

There's only three sections. We happen to have a very large no go zone.

This is for dudes who are neither hot, nor have a lot of money.

You'll notice over here, this is the "Husband" section.

Once you cross a line and have sufficient amounts of money, it is no longer relevant how hot you are.

And then women have a fun zone here, where a dude is broke, but hot.

That is the cute versus rich matrix for Women's use.

There you go! Remember your responsibility to be ready to date hot bitches never ends.

Here endeth the lesson.