WEBVTT 00:00:08.572 --> 00:00:12.572 Hey everybody, James Yeager here with Tactical Respone, and I've got the terrorist's mouthpiece with me 00:00:13.627 --> 00:00:15.457 This is uh...introduce yourself 00:00:15.494 --> 00:00:20.804 I'm Dana Mclendon I'm the conciliary to the Camden Mafia and the terrorist mouthpiece 00:00:21.346 --> 00:00:24.496 But, what are we going to talk about today? What are YOU going to talk about today? 00:00:24.510 --> 00:00:29.990 Today's lesson is a little off the beaten path of Tactical Response but it's still something that you can use every day 00:00:30.022 --> 00:00:32.162 this is the Hot Crazy Matrix. 00:00:32.175 --> 00:00:41.155 It's what you need to know about how to deal with women, and how to analyze the situation that you may be in or want to be in. 00:00:41.285 --> 00:00:43.545 OK, lets take a look at that right now. 00:00:43.814 --> 00:00:49.354 OK, so this is the universal hot crazy matrix. It's everything a young man needs to know about women 00:00:49.534 --> 00:00:53.534 I've developed this on my own over 46 years of living on the earth 00:00:53.677 --> 00:00:55.287 This is how it works 00:00:58.695 --> 00:01:05.835 You have your "crazy" axis, and your "hot" axis. 00:01:06.446 --> 00:01:11.766 Hot is, as usual, measured from Zero to Ten. We're all familiar with that. 00:01:12.528 --> 00:01:17.928 Crazy, is measured from 4 to 10, because of course there's no such thing as a woman who's not at least a 4 crazy. 00:01:18.549 --> 00:01:22.549 So you've got 4 to 10. 00:01:22.665 --> 00:01:29.215 This is your hot/crazy line right here. It's very important that you keep in mind where the hot crazy line is. 00:01:30.152 --> 00:01:34.162 As a rule, this is your "no go" zone. 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:43.549 We do not hang around and date and marry women who are not at least in our mind, a 5. 00:01:43.751 --> 00:01:46.811 So this is your "no go" zone. You don't go here. 00:01:46.855 --> 00:01:52.345 We just rule this out. Life is better this way. That's the way it is. Alright? 00:01:53.348 --> 00:02:02.628 Above a 5 and to about an 8 and BELOW the crazy line...this is your fun zone. 00:02:03.747 --> 00:02:08.657 You can hang out here and meet these girls, and spend time with them. 00:02:09.396 --> 00:02:17.376 That's your fun zone, but keep in mind when you're in the fun zone, you want to move out of the fun zone to a more permanent location. 00:02:19.238 --> 00:02:26.128 So that's the fun zone. Above a 5 hot, below an 8 hot, and below the crazy line. 00:02:26.395 --> 00:02:30.395 This means these are most of the time, not crazy. 00:02:30.737 --> 00:02:37.147 Above the crazy line, we have the "Danger Zone". 00:02:38.647 --> 00:02:45.547 This is your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany, hairdressers... 00:02:45.688 --> 00:02:54.128 this is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in the pot, your tires get slashed, and you wind up in jail. 00:02:54.160 --> 00:02:58.800 Now... we have some of the chart filled out, and have a couple more pieces to put in 00:02:58.810 --> 00:03:01.210 but at this point, understand something. 00:03:01.233 --> 00:03:03.173 This is not a static environment. 00:03:03.173 --> 00:03:12.423 This is a situation where you have got to use this matrix over time to develop some reliable data. 00:03:12.447 --> 00:03:20.417 It's like a dope chart, because at any moment in time, any woman that you have previously located on this chart 00:03:20.417 --> 00:03:24.877 can VANISH from that location and appear anywhere else on the chart 00:03:25.050 --> 00:03:29.050 so what you have to do is over time, collect some data. 00:03:29.210 --> 00:03:34.340 Once you have a cluster of data points, you can begin to consider that reliable. 00:03:34.766 --> 00:03:40.016 Now, moving on, you have this zone here. 00:03:40.297 --> 00:03:47.517 This is below the crazy line, above an 8 hot, but still about a 7 crazy. 00:03:48.451 --> 00:03:52.451 This is your "date zone". 00:03:52.621 --> 00:03:55.051 You can stay in the date zone indefinitely. 00:03:55.090 --> 00:03:58.800 These are the women you can introduce to your friends or your family. 00:03:58.818 --> 00:04:03.338 They're good looking and they're reasonably not crazy, most of the time. 00:04:04.238 --> 00:04:07.378 You can stay here indefinitely. 00:04:07.397 --> 00:04:16.457 Now, above an 8 hot and between about a 7 and a 5 crazy, 00:04:17.367 --> 00:04:21.057 this is your "Wife Zone". Ok? 00:04:21.343 --> 00:04:25.343 When you meet this girl, you should consider a long term relationship. 00:04:26.546 --> 00:04:32.616 This zone is not scaled to size. This is a representation and not an actual... 00:04:33.724 --> 00:04:36.974 this is not a pie chart showing you how many of these people are out there 00:04:36.975 --> 00:04:40.325 this is simply a representation of what you're after. 00:04:40.334 --> 00:04:44.334 You want to be 5 to 7 crazy, above an 8 hot. 00:04:45.027 --> 00:04:46.767 That's your wife zone, OK? 00:04:47.278 --> 00:04:53.338 Now, below a 5 crazy, and above an 8 hot 00:04:53.618 --> 00:04:57.618 this is your "Unicorn Zone". These things don't exist. 00:04:59.253 --> 00:05:03.733 If you find a unicorn, please capture it safely, and keep it alive. 00:05:03.960 --> 00:05:08.610 We'd like to study it and maybe look at how to replicate that. 00:05:08.842 --> 00:05:11.562 So I was explaining this to a guy one time and he said, 00:05:11.614 --> 00:05:18.534 "Wait a minute! I met this girl and she's like, smoking hot, she's like at least a 9 and she's chill. 00:05:18.581 --> 00:05:23.761 She's totally cool. She's like, not even a 3 crazy!" 00:05:23.761 --> 00:05:29.971 I said, you're telling me you've met a girl, she's a 9 hot, and she's like a 2 or a three crazy? 00:05:30.090 --> 00:05:32.210 He said "yeah man, I like her a lot!" 00:05:32.332 --> 00:05:38.152 I said, you should be careful! That's a dude. You're talking to a tranny. 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:44.520 So you've got to be careful because down here below a 4 crazy, and above an 8 hot 00:05:44.594 --> 00:05:46.934 you're probably talking to a dude. 00:05:47.253 --> 00:05:50.343 That is the universal hot crazy matrix. 00:05:50.472 --> 00:05:52.512 Alright Dana, that was pretty good! 00:05:52.656 --> 00:05:55.856 Now let me ask you, for the women watching. 00:05:55.883 --> 00:06:02.283 Is there a male version of that? [Oh yeah!] If a dude is super hot? [It's a little simpler] 00:06:02.760 --> 00:06:06.340 It's a little simpler, but we can do it real quick. It doesn't take very long at all. 00:06:06.371 --> 00:06:08.421 For women this is your matrix. 00:06:08.671 --> 00:06:14.321 You've got your "Cute" axis, and you've got your "Money" axis, OK? 00:06:15.370 --> 00:06:21.050 There's only three sections. We happen to have a very large no go zone. 00:06:21.084 --> 00:06:25.084 This is for dudes who are neither hot, nor have a lot of money. 00:06:25.646 --> 00:06:28.776 You'll notice over here, this is the "Husband" section. 00:06:28.989 --> 00:06:35.129 Once you cross a line and have sufficient amounts of money, it is no longer relevant how hot you are. 00:06:35.239 --> 00:06:40.279 And then women have a fun zone here, where a dude is broke, but hot. 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:45.680 That is the cute versus rich matrix for Women's use. 00:06:46.002 --> 00:06:52.962 There you go! Remember your responsibility to be ready to date hot bitches never ends. 00:06:55.813 --> 00:06:57.313 Here endeth the lesson.