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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.57,0:00:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey everybody, James Yeager here with Tactical Respone, and I've got the terrorist's mouthpiece with me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.63,0:00:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is uh...introduce yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.49,0:00:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Dana Mclendon I'm the conciliary to the Camden Mafia and the terrorist mouthpiece
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.35,0:00:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, what are we going to talk about today? What are YOU going to talk about today?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.51,0:00:29.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today's lesson is a little off the beaten path of Tactical Response but it's still something that you can use every day
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.02,0:00:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is the Hot Crazy Matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.18,0:00:41.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's what you need to know about how to deal with women, and how to analyze the situation that you may be in or want to be in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.28,0:00:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, lets take a look at that right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.81,0:00:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OK, so this is the universal hot crazy matrix. It's everything a young man needs to know about women
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.53,0:00:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've developed this on my own over 46 years of living on the earth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.68,0:00:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is how it works
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.70,0:01:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have your "crazy" axis, and your "hot" axis.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.45,0:01:11.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hot is, as usual, measured from Zero to Ten. We're all familiar with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.53,0:01:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crazy, is measured from 4 to 10, because of course there's no such thing as a woman who's not at least a 4 crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.55,0:01:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you've got 4 to 10.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.66,0:01:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is your hot/crazy line right here. It's very important that you keep in mind where the hot crazy line is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.15,0:01:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a rule, this is your "no go" zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.32,0:01:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We do not hang around and date and marry women who are not at least in our mind, a 5.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.75,0:01:46.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is your "no go" zone. You don't go here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.86,0:01:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We just rule this out. Life is better this way. That's the way it is. Alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.35,0:02:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Above a 5 and to about an 8 and BELOW the crazy line...this is your fun zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.75,0:02:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can hang out here and meet these girls, and spend time with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.40,0:02:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your fun zone, but keep in mind when you're in the fun zone, you want to move out of the fun zone to a more permanent location.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.24,0:02:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's the fun zone. Above a 5 hot, below an 8 hot, and below the crazy line.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.40,0:02:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This means these are most of the time, not crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.74,0:02:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Above the crazy line, we have the "Danger Zone".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.65,0:02:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany, hairdressers...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.69,0:02:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in the pot, your tires get slashed, and you wind up in jail.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.16,0:02:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now... we have some of the chart filled out, and have a couple more pieces to put in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.81,0:03:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but at this point, understand something.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.23,0:03:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not a static environment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.17,0:03:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a situation where you have got to use this matrix over time to develop some reliable data.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.45,0:03:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a dope chart, because at any moment in time, any woman that you have previously located on this chart
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.42,0:03:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can VANISH from that location and appear anywhere else on the chart
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.05,0:03:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so what you have to do is over time, collect some data.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.21,0:03:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once you have a cluster of data points, you can begin to consider that reliable.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.77,0:03:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, moving on, you have this zone here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.30,0:03:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is below the crazy line, above an 8 hot, but still about a 7 crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.45,0:03:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is your "date zone".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.62,0:03:55.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can stay in the date zone indefinitely.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.09,0:03:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These are the women you can introduce to your friends or your family.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.82,0:04:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're good looking and they're reasonably not crazy, most of the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.24,0:04:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can stay here indefinitely.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.40,0:04:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, above an 8 hot and between about a 7 and a 5 crazy,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.37,0:04:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is your "Wife Zone". Ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.34,0:04:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you meet this girl, you should consider a long term relationship.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.55,0:04:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This zone is not scaled to size. This is a representation and not an actual...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.72,0:04:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is not a pie chart showing you how many of these people are out there
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.98,0:04:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is simply a representation of what you're after.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.33,0:04:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to be 5 to 7 crazy, above an 8 hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.03,0:04:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your wife zone, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.28,0:04:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, below a 5 crazy, and above an 8 hot
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.62,0:04:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is your "Unicorn Zone". These things don't exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.25,0:05:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you find a unicorn, please capture it safely, and keep it alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.96,0:05:08.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'd like to study it and maybe look at how to replicate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.84,0:05:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was explaining this to a guy one time and he said,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.61,0:05:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wait a minute! I met this girl and she's like, smoking hot, she's like at least a 9 and she's chill.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.58,0:05:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's totally cool. She's like, not even a 3 crazy!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.76,0:05:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, you're telling me you've met a girl, she's a 9 hot, and she's like a 2 or a three crazy?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.09,0:05:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said "yeah man, I like her a lot!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.33,0:05:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, you should be careful! That's a dude. You're talking to a tranny.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.48,0:05:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you've got to be careful because down here below a 4 crazy, and above an 8 hot
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.59,0:05:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're probably talking to a dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.25,0:05:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the universal hot crazy matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.47,0:05:52.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright Dana, that was pretty good!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.66,0:05:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let me ask you, for the women watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.88,0:06:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there a male version of that? [Oh yeah!] If a dude is super hot? [It's a little simpler]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.76,0:06:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a little simpler, but we can do it real quick. It doesn't take very long at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.37,0:06:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For women this is your matrix.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.67,0:06:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got your "Cute" axis, and you've got your "Money" axis, OK?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.37,0:06:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's only three sections. We happen to have a very large no go zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.08,0:06:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is for dudes who are neither hot, nor have a lot of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.65,0:06:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll notice over here, this is the "Husband" section.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.99,0:06:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once you cross a line and have sufficient amounts of money, it is no longer relevant how hot you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.24,0:06:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then women have a fun zone here, where a dude is broke, but hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.30,0:06:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the cute versus rich matrix for Women's use.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.00,0:06:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go! Remember your responsibility to be ready to date hot bitches never ends.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.81,0:06:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here endeth the lesson.