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Hey everybody, James Yeager here with Tactical Respone, and I've got the terrorist's mouthpiece with me

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This is uh...introduce yourself

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I'm Dana Mclendon I'm the conciliary to the Camden Mafia and the terrorist mouthpiece

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But, what are we going to talk about today? What are YOU going to talk about today?

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Today's lesson is a little off the beaten path of Tactical Response but it's still something that you can use every day

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this is the Hot Crazy Matrix.

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It's what you need to know about how to deal with women, and how to analyze the situation that you may be in or want to be in.

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OK, lets take a look at that right now.

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OK, so this is the universal hot crazy matrix. It's everything a young man needs to know about women

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I've developed this on my own over 46 years of living on the earth

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This is how it works

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You have your "crazy" axis, and your "hot" axis.

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Hot is, as usual, measured from Zero to Ten. We're all familiar with that.

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Crazy, is measured from 4 to 10, because of course there's no such thing as a woman who's not at least a 4 crazy.

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So you've got 4 to 10.

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This is your hot/crazy line right here. It's very important that you keep in mind where the hot crazy line is.

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As a rule, this is your "no go" zone.

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We do not hang around and date and marry women who are not at least in our mind, a 5.

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So this is your "no go" zone. You don't go here.

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We just rule this out. Life is better this way. That's the way it is. Alright?

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Above a 5 and to about an 8 and BELOW the crazy line...this is your fun zone.

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You can hang out here and meet these girls, and spend time with them.

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That's your fun zone, but keep in mind when you're in the fun zone, you want to move out of the fun zone to a more permanent location.

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So that's the fun zone. Above a 5 hot, below an 8 hot, and below the crazy line.

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This means these are most of the time, not crazy.

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Above the crazy line, we have the "Danger Zone".

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This is your redheads, your strippers, anyone named Tiffany, hairdressers...

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this is where your car gets keyed, you get a bunny in the pot, your tires get slashed, and you wind up in jail.

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Now... we have some of the chart filled out, and have a couple more pieces to put in

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but at this point, understand something.

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This is not a static environment.

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This is a situation where you have got to use this matrix over time to develop some reliable data.

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It's like a dope chart, because at any moment in time, any woman that you have previously located on this chart

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can VANISH from that location and appear anywhere else on the chart

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so what you have to do is over time, collect some data.

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Once you have a cluster of data points, you can begin to consider that reliable.

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Now, moving on, you have this zone here.

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This is below the crazy line, above an 8 hot, but still about a 7 crazy.

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This is your "date zone".

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You can stay in the date zone indefinitely.

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These are the women you can introduce to your friends or your family.

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They're good looking and they're reasonably not crazy, most of the time.

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You can stay here indefinitely.

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Now, above an 8 hot and between about a 7 and a 5 crazy,

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this is your "Wife Zone". Ok?

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When you meet this girl, you should consider a long term relationship.

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This zone is not scaled to size. This is a representation and not an actual...

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this is not a pie chart showing you how many of these people are out there

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this is simply a representation of what you're after.

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You want to be 5 to 7 crazy, above an 8 hot.

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That's your wife zone, OK?

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Now, below a 5 crazy, and above an 8 hot

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this is your "Unicorn Zone". These things don't exist.

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If you find a unicorn, please capture it safely, and keep it alive.

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We'd like to study it and maybe look at how to replicate that.

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So I was explaining this to a guy one time and he said,

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"Wait a minute! I met this girl and she's like, smoking hot, she's like at least a 9 and she's chill.

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She's totally cool. She's like, not even a 3 crazy!"

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I said, you're telling me you've met a girl, she's a 9 hot, and she's like a 2 or a three crazy?

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He said "yeah man, I like her a lot!"

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I said, you should be careful! That's a dude. You're talking to a tranny.

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So you've got to be careful because down here below a 4 crazy, and above an 8 hot

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you're probably talking to a dude.

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That is the universal hot crazy matrix.

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Alright Dana, that was pretty good!

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Now let me ask you, for the women watching.

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Is there a male version of that? [Oh yeah!] If a dude is super hot? [It's a little simpler]

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It's a little simpler, but we can do it real quick. It doesn't take very long at all.

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For women this is your matrix.

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You've got your "Cute" axis, and you've got your "Money" axis, OK?

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There's only three sections. We happen to have a very large no go zone.

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This is for dudes who are neither hot, nor have a lot of money.

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You'll notice over here, this is the "Husband" section.

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Once you cross a line and have sufficient amounts of money, it is no longer relevant how hot you are.

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And then women have a fun zone here, where a dude is broke, but hot.

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That is the cute versus rich matrix for Women's use.

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There you go! Remember your responsibility to be ready to date hot bitches never ends.

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Here endeth the lesson.