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Merry Spookness !
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Why is it so hard to close ?!
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Oh my god
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RAAAH
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Go back there Tommy
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Kinda want to sell that to the museum
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for ten thousand bells
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Anyway
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some of my most disturbing videos
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of the last two years
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have been my wish videos
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Wish, the website that sends you
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super weird adverts
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and you never know what you're gonna get!
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We get something amazing
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or something that sets your house on fire
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the misteries are endless
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Exemple A :
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(heavy breathing)
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So as a Halloween special I went on Wish
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and searched the word "Spooky"
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and got myself some of the things
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that were recommended to me first
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And even though Halloween's
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not really the same this year
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I can keep all this stuff
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for future Halloween parties
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when the apocalypse is over
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(spooky music)
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So this was the first thing
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that was recommended to me (laugh)
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which is actually quite disturbing
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I feel like this is an alternate universe
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Christmas dinner where the turkeys
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are eating the people
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do you want some gravy Matilda
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Not to be a cannibal but I
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(laugh)
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Shouldn't start any sentences like that
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but I feel like we taste pretty good
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hmm salty
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I didn't get that I don't think
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did I get that ?
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I think I got something skeleton
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but maybe I chose a different one
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This made me laugh because
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(laugh)
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You're sending some mixed messages
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from this window
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Do you want help
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or do you want people not to enter
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you can't have both, Susan
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you need to pick
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I didn't get that 'cause I thought
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my neighbors would call the police
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Next - Oh my God
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yeah I forgot about this
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(laugh)
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I'm gonna have to censor his crotch
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What the frick is going on here ?!
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(laugh) you've got
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Thor's hammer
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zapping the peen
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Is this infinity war 2?
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Is that what's in Thano's pants?
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Why is it in the spooky section?
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I'm certanily not going to put 26 magnets
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anywhere near me crotch
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sorry
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The second spooky thing was just this
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computer generated image of a skeleton
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So I don't know what
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(laugh)
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I don't know what I'm gonna get for this
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but I'm excited
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Not sure I'd trust a Wish tattoo on my body
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But I might do it
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for the science
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I like this
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and I wanted to give myself
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some disco skeleton vibee so.
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Added to my basket !
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Then we've got a lot of
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not scary stuff
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(laugh)
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Really?
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Just imagine people unzipping it
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to have a chat
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I'm sure COVID just ignores that little
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hole next to the zip as well
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yeah that's great
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very spooky
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for all the wrong reasons
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What's happening to her nose?
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What is she sucking off it ?
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No subtelty with this knock off Pennywise
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He's like "Yep
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I eat children. What of it?
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Wear the t shirt "
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(music)
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I must have ordered one of these
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I actually don't know which one I chose
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that'll be an exciting mystery
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when I open the packages
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Aeh oh yeah
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(laugh)
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Moving dog mouth mascoo-
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mascoot
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mascot costume FURSTUIT MASK
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I'm finally gonna become a furry
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and live the dream
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It's been so long since i ordered this
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I've probably forgotten half of it
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So prepare for some surprises as well
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Before we delve into Wish
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If you missed out on any of my new merch
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We've had a restock
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of the pumpkin spice candles
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and also the long sleeves
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I think this'll be the last restock
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So if you wanna grab any
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They're good for all year 'round
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not just for Halloween
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you can got to amazingphilshop.com
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Alright
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let's get opening
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(spooky music)
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What is this
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A bag within a bag
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Ooh! Multiple things!
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What the frick ?!
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I think I went a bit overboard
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on this one lads
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Alright let's start on a small one
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What have we got here?
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Ooh! It's the tattoos !
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Am I gonna give myself a wish tattoo?
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(laugh)
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I think it's happening
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Alright let's get the most spooky one
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and put it on my body
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That could be good on my face
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Don't wanna know what's going on there
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Spooky hands
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That's a sexy demon
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YeEeeeEE
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Eat me... Senpai ?
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That's a good one!
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I'm gonna go with a good old scratch
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Normally with these you just
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wet it don't you?
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Got my drink
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(violin music)
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Uh! Uh it's cold!
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I've got someone coming to fix
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the waching machine tomorrow
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so I hope this washes off by then
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or they'll just think I'm super cool
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Thankfully it's not burning my face
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so I think we're good
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Moment of truth!
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(music)
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That looks so good!
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This video is like 57% spookier now!
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Well done Wish!
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You've upped your game!
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I thought that would just not work
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or burn my face off
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so Cullen me wrong
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We're gonna go straight in
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with a strong 4 stars
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They send really short descriptions
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of what's in the bags
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and this one just says "coat."
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(laugh)
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I don't remember ordering a coat
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What is this?
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Oh! I forgot I got this!
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It's a pumpkin suit!
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this was like 2 pounds
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Is this gonna fit me?
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I think it could
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It's happening
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Got my frilly bits
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I can't really move my arms in it
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but it's actually pretty good
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I can finally actually become
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the pumpkin dance man
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(spooky music)
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Do you know that the most
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googled thing about me is
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"Is phil lester the pumpkin dance man"?
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No it's not actually me
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I'm sorry
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it was a joke
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The material is really cheap
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it's basically made out of paper
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I'm gonna give it 3 stars
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This pumpkin is really failing me
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Hello!
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Noo! Noooo!
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It's the scary man face!
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Ohh! (laugh) it looks like
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they've just sent someone's skin
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(deep voice) Hello Clarisse
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(saxophone music)
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I'm going in
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Uh!
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I literally feel like
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I'm wearing someone's skin
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Wait I need to do my hair
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The eyes are inverting
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into my own eyeballs
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Oh! Why are the eyes slits so small?
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Hi guys! AmazingBill here
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It's been a while since I've made a video
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I missed ya
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huh I need to get it off
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I need to get it off!
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Noo
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Ah! It's stuck
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my head is too big
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(disgusted noises)
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minus 3 stars
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That was genuinely one of
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the most disturbign things
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I've done on Youtube
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This is just described as "tools."
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I'm quite scared
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but also intrigued
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It's just a creepy picture
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of a little girl
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how is this "tools"?
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AH! (laugh)
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Oh my god
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no
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Look at this!
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So it's just like "lalala
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why is this creepy?" BOO
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That's so good!
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Holograms aren't usually that good
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Are these called holograms?
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I don't know
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whatever
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I'm just gonna put this on the wall
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to creep people out
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Wish! you are knocking it out of the
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sack today! the sack?
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the park
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I'm gonna give it 4 stars
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Alright what are you I'm just gonna
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reach in the bag UH! UH!
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it's squishy! Oh it's a human tongue!
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That looks quite real
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Why was this on the list of things
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I was like: Yep
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Thanks Phil in the past
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Ewww that is really gross
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Let me find my order for this
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'cause I don't remember the product page
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Oh there it is!
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I think they might've exagarated
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the lenght a little bit on that woman
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this is like the opposite
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of visual ASMR
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It's meant to be like a prank
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so you put it in you mouth-
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I'm gonna be honest it stinks
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so I'm not gonna put it
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in my mouth
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I look like an emoji!
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(throat noises)
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And then you grab it and you're "Oh
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my god what's happeing to me! Linda!"
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Or you could just do something kinky
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I don't know
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it's gross
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I don't like that I own it
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2 stars
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What is next
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in my spooky selection?
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Hello! Oh I was excited by this!
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A wall climbing spider!
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Gravity defying technology,
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drives anywhere
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It's quite cute actually
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it' not like a horrible tarentula
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Alright I found a switch on its ass
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Ooh! its eyes light up did you see that!
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Hellooo
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And then.. AH
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Oh I guess that's-
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that's so loud-
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I guess that's how it sticks to the wall
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Guys!
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Alright here we go
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Nooo!
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This is like, incredible!
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I can't believe it
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OH!
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Sorry
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Be free!
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Is it actually gonna work
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on the ceiling?
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Look at this!
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Woooh!
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(laugh)
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oh no!
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(spooky music)
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Well that's officially the best thing
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I've ever experienced soo
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that is 9 stars out of 5
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I don't think we're gonna top it
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in this video guys
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What's this?
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Oh it's the creepy LED mask!
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Feels very cheap
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don't wanna strap these electrics
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to my face
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gonna do it
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That's quite scary looking anyway
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I'm not sure where you put the wire
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like where are you gonna hide this?
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I guess you'd put it down your shirt
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or something
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You can't really tell it's on
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it's making a very high pitched
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buzzing noise next to my eye
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which is scaring me
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Alright let's turn the lights off
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(stumbles) ow
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That's coo! You gotta be in a pretty
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dark room to get the full effect
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but I like it
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I'm gonna give it a 3 and a half
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it's doing its thing
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the buzzing is scaring me though
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I just pressed it again
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and it is in dance mode!
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(party music)
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i've got to up my estimations
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it's getting a 4
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Definitely gonna use that next Halloween!
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(singing) "What is spook
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baby don't spook me"
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what is this?
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Why is it wet?
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Oh it's the skeleton!
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We got the skeleton!
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It's a lot smaller than i thought
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it would be
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But it's high quality actually!
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Maybe I could serve.a roast dinner
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in this like the picture
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Oh no
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(slowed down) but it's high quality actually
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Rest in peace, can i get that back on?
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Oh it is quite tall, it's just got
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very long legs
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I'm gonna give him a - no not five - 4
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Ooh! Oh it's the (laugh)
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the best 'til last
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It's my fursuit!
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it's finally here!
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its got some very derpy eyes
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this mask doesn't stink inside
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but it looks very eeh sinister in there
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What is THAT? it's what
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I'm about to put my face into
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let's just do it
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wooh
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(howl)
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Is it what it's like inside a fursuit?
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It's kind of satisfying
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It says the mouth should open though
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Oh! Oh okay
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Helloooo
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oh my god that's so weird
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It's pretty much impossible
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to open the mouth
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Furries if this is what it's like
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inside your suits, then
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10 points for dedication from me
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I respect you massively
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I'm gonna give this a 5
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Okay the eyes are fully steamed up
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I can't see anything
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There could be a murderer in the room
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with me right now
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(scary sound) (gasp)
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(cough)
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I just breathed in some fur
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Ew it went in my mouth
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Set me free!
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Alright this has been fun
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I hope you have a fun spooky season
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If you didn't see
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my channel now has its own emojis
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so if you wanna use those in the comments
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you can click join
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become a part of the cactus club
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you get a little cactus next to your name
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updates as well
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Thanks for anyone that does that
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if you didn't watch my last video
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I tried pumpkin spice with everything
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which was a mistake
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(laugh)
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so if you wanna watch that
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I will put it here
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give it a click
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you can subscribe
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check out the merch
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have a good life
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And I'll see youuu later
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Goodbye!