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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry Spookness !
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.54,0:00:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is it so hard to close ?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.94,0:00:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.92,0:00:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RAAAH
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.62,0:00:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go back there Tommy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.60,0:00:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinda want to sell that to the museum
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.80,0:00:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for ten thousand bells
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.81,0:00:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.30,0:00:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of my most disturbing videos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.42,0:00:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the last two years
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.44,0:00:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have been my wish videos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.68,0:00:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wish, the website that sends you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.39,0:00:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,super weird adverts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.72,0:00:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you never know what you're gonna get!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.07,0:00:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We get something amazing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.51,0:00:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something that sets your house on fire
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.54,0:00:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the misteries are endless
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.29,0:00:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exemple A :
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.64,0:00:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavy breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.84,0:00:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So as a Halloween special I went on Wish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.33,0:00:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and searched the word "Spooky"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.94,0:00:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and got myself some of the things
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.52,0:00:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that were recommended to me first
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.90,0:00:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even though Halloween's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.22,0:00:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not really the same this year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.98,0:00:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can keep all this stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.29,0:00:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for future Halloween parties
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.01,0:00:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when the apocalypse is over
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.32,0:00:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(spooky music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.74,0:00:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this was the first thing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.87,0:00:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was recommended to me (laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.92,0:00:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is actually quite disturbing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.04,0:00:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like this is an alternate universe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.56,0:00:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Christmas dinner where the turkeys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.04,0:00:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are eating the people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.19,0:00:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you want some gravy Matilda
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.99,0:00:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to be a cannibal but I
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.79,0:00:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.21,0:00:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shouldn't start any sentences like that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.53,0:01:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I feel like we taste pretty good
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.63,0:01:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hmm salty
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.98,0:01:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't get that I don't think
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.34,0:01:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did I get that ?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I got something skeleton
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.18,0:01:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but maybe I chose a different one
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.34,0:01:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This made me laugh because
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.20,0:01:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.76,0:01:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're sending some mixed messages
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.96,0:01:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from this window
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.69,0:01:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want help
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.86,0:01:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or do you want people not to enter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.36,0:01:15.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't have both, Susan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.18,0:01:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to pick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.98,0:01:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't get that 'cause I thought
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.09,0:01:18.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my neighbors would call the police
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.17,0:01:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next - Oh my God
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.24,0:01:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah I forgot about this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.07,0:01:23.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.04,0:01:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna have to censor his crotch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.49,0:01:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the frick is going on here ?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.37,0:01:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh) you've got
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.38,0:01:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thor's hammer
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.87,0:01:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,zapping the peen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.07,0:01:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this infinity war 2?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.36,0:01:33.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what's in Thano's pants?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.100,0:01:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is it in the spooky section?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.59,0:01:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm certanily not going to put 26 magnets
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.65,0:01:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anywhere near me crotch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.94,0:01:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.80,0:01:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second spooky thing was just this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.02,0:01:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,computer generated image of a skeleton
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.39,0:01:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't know what
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.40,0:01:45.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.11,0:01:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what I'm gonna get for this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.39,0:01:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm excited
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.29,0:01:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not sure I'd trust a Wish tattoo on my body
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.54,0:01:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I might do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.78,0:01:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the science
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.90,0:01:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.78,0:01:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I wanted to give myself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.84,0:01:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some disco skeleton vibee so.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.18,0:01:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Added to my basket !
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.62,0:01:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we've got a lot of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.80,0:01:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not scary stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.98,0:02:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.39,0:02:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.27,0:02:03.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just imagine people unzipping it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.63,0:02:04.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to have a chat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.47,0:02:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure COVID just ignores that little
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.30,0:02:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hole next to the zip as well
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.60,0:02:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah that's great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.55,0:02:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very spooky
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.48,0:02:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for all the wrong reasons
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.62,0:02:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's happening to her nose?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.14,0:02:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is she sucking off it ?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.78,0:02:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No subtelty with this knock off Pennywise
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.83,0:02:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like "Yep
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.78,0:02:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I eat children. What of it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.24,0:02:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wear the t shirt "
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.30,0:02:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.69,0:02:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must have ordered one of these
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.44,0:02:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually don't know which one I chose
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.82,0:02:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that'll be an exciting mystery
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.23,0:02:26.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I open the packages
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.85,0:02:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aeh oh yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.49,0:02:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.72,0:02:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moving dog mouth mascoo-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.33,0:02:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mascoot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.15,0:02:34.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mascot costume FURSTUIT MASK
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.45,0:02:36.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm finally gonna become a furry
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.31,0:02:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and live the dream
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.49,0:02:39.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been so long since i ordered this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.02,0:02:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've probably forgotten half of it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.51,0:02:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So prepare for some surprises as well
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.30,0:02:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before we delve into Wish
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.02,0:02:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you missed out on any of my new merch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.41,0:02:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've had a restock
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.44,0:02:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the pumpkin spice candles
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.69,0:02:49.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also the long sleeves
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.17,0:02:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this'll be the last restock
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.33,0:02:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you wanna grab any
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.39,0:02:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're good for all year 'round
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.66,0:02:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not just for Halloween
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.51,0:02:56.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can got to amazingphilshop.com
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.19,0:02:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.04,0:02:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's get opening
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.25,0:03:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(spooky music)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.05,0:03:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.23,0:03:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A bag within a bag
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.24,0:03:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Multiple things!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.77,0:03:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the frick ?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.78,0:03:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I went a bit overboard
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.89,0:03:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on this one lads
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.62,0:03:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright let's start on a small one
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.06,0:03:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have we got here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.02,0:03:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! It's the tattoos !
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.66,0:03:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I gonna give myself a wish tattoo?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.43,0:03:18.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.39,0:03:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's happening
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.66,0:03:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright let's get the most spooky one
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.96,0:03:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put it on my body
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.29,0:03:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That could be good on my face
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.84,0:03:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't wanna know what's going on there
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.31,0:03:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spooky hands
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.60,0:03:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a sexy demon
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.99,0:03:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YeEeeeEE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.19,0:03:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat me... Senpai ?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.04,0:03:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.93,0:03:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go with a good old scratch
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.49,0:03:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normally with these you just
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.43,0:03:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wet it don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.41,0:03:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got my drink
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.23,0:03:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(violin music)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.48,0:03:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh! Uh it's cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.81,0:03:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got someone coming to fix
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.77,0:03:42.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the waching machine tomorrow
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.69,0:03:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I hope this washes off by then
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.92,0:03:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or they'll just think I'm super cool
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.84,0:03:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thankfully it's not burning my face
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.38,0:03:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I think we're good
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.36,0:03:50.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moment of truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.46,0:03:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.22,0:03:54.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That looks so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.23,0:03:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video is like 57% spookier now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.56,0:03:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done Wish!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.40,0:03:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've upped your game!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.47,0:03:59.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that would just not work
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.73,0:04:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or burn my face off
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.95,0:04:02.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so Cullen me wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.69,0:04:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna go straight in
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.86,0:04:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a strong 4 stars
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.05,0:04:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They send really short descriptions
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.43,0:04:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of what's in the bags
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.82,0:04:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this one just says "coat."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.48,0:04:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.13,0:04:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't remember ordering a coat
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.57,0:04:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.40,0:04:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! I forgot I got this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.76,0:04:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a pumpkin suit!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.05,0:04:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this was like 2 pounds
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.32,0:04:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this gonna fit me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.49,0:04:20.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it could
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.45,0:04:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's happening
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.35,0:04:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got my frilly bits
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.23,0:04:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't really move my arms in it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.56,0:04:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's actually pretty good
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.61,0:04:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can finally actually become
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.63,0:04:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pumpkin dance man
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.67,0:04:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(spooky music)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.38,0:04:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know that the most
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.92,0:04:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,googled thing about me is
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.100,0:04:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Is phil lester the pumpkin dance man"?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.81,0:04:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it's not actually me
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.69,0:04:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.36,0:04:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was a joke
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.39,0:04:36.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The material is really cheap
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.61,0:04:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's basically made out of paper
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.76,0:04:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna give it 3 stars
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.11,0:04:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This pumpkin is really failing me
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.80,0:04:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.31,0:04:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noo! Noooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.88,0:04:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the scary man face!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.37,0:04:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh! (laugh) it looks like
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.40,0:04:50.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they've just sent someone's skin
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.66,0:04:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(deep voice) Hello Clarisse
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.77,0:04:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(saxophone music)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.01,0:04:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going in
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.27,0:04:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.95,0:04:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I literally feel like
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.24,0:04:59.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm wearing someone's skin
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.53,0:05:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait I need to do my hair
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.36,0:05:05.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The eyes are inverting
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.79,0:05:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into my own eyeballs
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.11,0:05:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Why are the eyes slits so small?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.87,0:05:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi guys! AmazingBill here
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.66,0:05:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a while since I've made a video
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.75,0:05:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I missed ya
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.88,0:05:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,huh I need to get it off
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.06,0:05:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to get it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.17,0:05:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noo
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.82,0:05:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! It's stuck
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.67,0:05:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my head is too big
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.61,0:05:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(disgusted noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.61,0:05:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minus 3 stars
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.28,0:05:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was genuinely one of
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.51,0:05:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the most disturbign things
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.57,0:05:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've done on Youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.50,0:05:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just described as "tools."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.39,0:05:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm quite scared
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.29,0:05:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but also intrigued
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.58,0:05:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a creepy picture
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.72,0:05:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a little girl
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.43,0:05:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how is this "tools"?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.48,0:05:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AH! (laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.05,0:05:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.67,0:05:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.73,0:05:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.57,0:05:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it's just like "lalala
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.96,0:05:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why is this creepy?" BOO
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.97,0:05:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.30,0:05:56.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holograms aren't usually that good
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.67,0:05:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are these called holograms?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.49,0:05:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.82,0:05:58.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whatever
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.16,0:05:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna put this on the wall
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.31,0:06:00.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to creep people out
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.13,0:06:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wish! you are knocking it out of the
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.79,0:06:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sack today! the sack?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.64,0:06:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the park
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.56,0:06:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna give it 4 stars
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.30,0:06:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright what are you I'm just gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.15,0:06:08.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reach in the bag UH! UH!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.65,0:06:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's squishy! Oh it's a human tongue!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.52,0:06:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That looks quite real
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.63,0:06:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why was this on the list of things
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.05,0:06:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like: Yep
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.93,0:06:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks Phil in the past
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.11,0:06:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ewww that is really gross
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.44,0:06:20.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me find my order for this
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.79,0:06:22.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I don't remember the product page
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.13,0:06:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh there it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.07,0:06:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think they might've exagarated
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.70,0:06:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lenght a little bit on that woman
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.99,0:06:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is like the opposite
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.23,0:06:28.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of visual ASMR
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.55,0:06:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's meant to be like a prank
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.64,0:06:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you put it in you mouth-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.55,0:06:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be honest it stinks
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.82,0:06:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm not gonna put it
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.84,0:06:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my mouth
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.55,0:06:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look like an emoji!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.43,0:06:35.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(throat noises)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.29,0:06:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you grab it and you're "Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.35,0:06:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my god what's happeing to me! Linda!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.90,0:06:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or you could just do something kinky
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.87,0:06:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.51,0:06:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's gross
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.52,0:06:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like that I own it
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.26,0:06:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2 stars
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.66,0:06:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is next
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.38,0:06:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my spooky selection?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.10,0:06:51.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! Oh I was excited by this!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.71,0:06:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A wall climbing spider!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.29,0:06:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gravity defying technology,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.97,0:06:55.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drives anywhere
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.96,0:06:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's quite cute actually
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.94,0:06:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it' not like a horrible tarentula
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.36,0:06:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright I found a switch on its ass
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.96,0:07:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! its eyes light up did you see that!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.100,0:07:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hellooo
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.06,0:07:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then.. AH
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.76,0:07:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I guess that's-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.53,0:07:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's so loud-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.70,0:07:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess that's how it sticks to the wall
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.53,0:07:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.58,0:07:15.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright here we go
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.60,0:07:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.94,0:07:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is like, incredible!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.72,0:07:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.68,0:07:24.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.43,0:07:25.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.21,0:07:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be free!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.20,0:07:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it actually gonna work
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.35,0:07:28.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the ceiling?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.13,0:07:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.36,0:07:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.55,0:07:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.83,0:07:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.42,0:07:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(spooky music)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.94,0:07:39.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that's officially the best thing
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.42,0:07:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've ever experienced soo
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.04,0:07:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is 9 stars out of 5
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.04,0:07:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think we're gonna top it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.21,0:07:46.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in this video guys
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.05,0:07:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.77,0:07:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh it's the creepy LED mask!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.19,0:07:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feels very cheap
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.20,0:07:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't wanna strap these electrics
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.51,0:07:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to my face
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.12,0:07:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gonna do it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.04,0:07:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's quite scary looking anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.54,0:07:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure where you put the wire
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.78,0:07:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like where are you gonna hide this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.91,0:07:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you'd put it down your shirt
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.12,0:07:58.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.59,0:07:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't really tell it's on
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.65,0:08:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's making a very high pitched
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.83,0:08:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buzzing noise next to my eye
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.51,0:08:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is scaring me
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.39,0:08:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright let's turn the lights off
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.65,0:08:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(stumbles) ow
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.77,0:08:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's coo! You gotta be in a pretty
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.95,0:08:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dark room to get the full effect
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.61,0:08:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I like it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.47,0:08:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna give it a 3 and a half
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.84,0:08:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's doing its thing
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.82,0:08:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the buzzing is scaring me though
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.31,0:08:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just pressed it again
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.12,0:08:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it is in dance mode!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.22,0:08:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(party music)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.99,0:08:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i've got to up my estimations
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.13,0:08:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's getting a 4
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.86,0:08:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Definitely gonna use that next Halloween!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.17,0:08:23.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) "What is spook
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.31,0:08:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,baby don't spook me"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.39,0:08:26.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.07,0:08:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is it wet?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.78,0:08:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh it's the skeleton!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.76,0:08:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got the skeleton!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.01,0:08:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a lot smaller than i thought
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.31,0:08:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it would be
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.97,0:08:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's high quality actually!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.55,0:08:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I could serve.a roast dinner
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.34,0:08:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in this like the picture
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.37,0:08:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.08,0:08:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(slowed down) but it's high quality actually
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.05,0:08:44.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rest in peace, can i get that back on?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.71,0:08:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh it is quite tall, it's just got
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.30,0:08:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very long legs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.24,0:08:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna give him a - no not five - 4
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.83,0:08:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! Oh it's the (laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.90,0:08:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the best 'til last
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.50,0:08:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my fursuit!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.08,0:08:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's finally here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.12,0:09:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its got some very derpy eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.05,0:09:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this mask doesn't stink inside
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.32,0:09:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it looks very eeh sinister in there
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.19,0:09:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is THAT? it's what
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.97,0:09:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm about to put my face into
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.14,0:09:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's just do it
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.92,0:09:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wooh
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.41,0:09:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(howl)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.18,0:09:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it what it's like inside a fursuit?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.85,0:09:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kind of satisfying
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.54,0:09:19.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says the mouth should open though
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.86,0:09:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Oh okay
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.44,0:09:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Helloooo
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.62,0:09:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh my god that's so weird
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.17,0:09:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty much impossible
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.12,0:09:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to open the mouth
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.22,0:09:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Furries if this is what it's like
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.34,0:09:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inside your suits, then
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.47,0:09:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10 points for dedication from me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.82,0:09:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I respect you massively
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.42,0:09:35.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna give this a 5
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.77,0:09:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay the eyes are fully steamed up
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.40,0:09:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't see anything
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.63,0:09:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There could be a murderer in the room
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.80,0:09:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with me right now
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.58,0:09:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(scary sound) (gasp)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.60,0:09:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cough)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.44,0:09:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just breathed in some fur
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.56,0:09:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ew it went in my mouth
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.24,0:09:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Set me free!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.84,0:09:51.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright this has been fun
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.71,0:09:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you have a fun spooky season
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.65,0:09:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you didn't see
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.14,0:09:55.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my channel now has its own emojis
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.89,0:09:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you wanna use those in the comments
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.49,0:09:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can click join
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.19,0:09:59.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,become a part of the cactus club
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.59,0:10:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get a little cactus next to your name
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.96,0:10:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you get to see my community tabs
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.64,0:10:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,updates as well
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.59,0:10:04.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for anyone that does that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.53,0:10:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you didn't watch my last video
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.55,0:10:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried pumpkin spice with everything
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.61,0:10:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which was a mistake
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.87,0:10:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.65,0:10:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you wanna watch that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.68,0:10:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will put it here
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.46,0:10:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give it a click
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.61,0:10:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can subscribe
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.30,0:10:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,check out the merch
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.06,0:10:15.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have a good life
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.95,0:10:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll see youuu later
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.00,0:10:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye!