Merry Spookness !
Why is it so hard to close ?!
Oh my god
RAAAH
Go back there Tommy
Kinda want to sell that to the museum
for ten thousand bells
Anyway
some of my most disturbing videos
of the last two years
have been my wish videos
Wish, the website that sends you
super weird adverts
and you never know what you're gonna get!
We get something amazing
or something that sets your house on fire
the misteries are endless
Exemple A :
(heavy breathing)
So as a Halloween special I went on Wish
and searched the word "Spooky"
and got myself some of the things
that were recommended to me first
And even though Halloween's
not really the same this year
I can keep all this stuff
for future Halloween parties
when the apocalypse is over
(spooky music)
So this was the first thing
that was recommended to me (laugh)
which is actually quite disturbing
I feel like this is an alternate universe
Christmas dinner where the turkeys
are eating the people
do you want some gravy Matilda
Not to be a cannibal but I
(laugh)
Shouldn't start any sentences like that
but I feel like we taste pretty good
hmm salty
I didn't get that I don't think
did I get that ?
I think I got something skeleton
but maybe I chose a different one
This made me laugh because
(laugh)
You're sending some mixed messages
from this window
Do you want help
or do you want people not to enter
you can't have both, Susan
you need to pick
I didn't get that 'cause I thought
my neighbors would call the police
Next - Oh my God
yeah I forgot about this
(laugh)
I'm gonna have to censor his crotch
What the frick is going on here ?!
(laugh) you've got
Thor's hammer
zapping the peen
Is this infinity war 2?
Is that what's in Thano's pants?
Why is it in the spooky section?
I'm certanily not going to put 26 magnets
anywhere near me crotch
sorry
The second spooky thing was just this
computer generated image of a skeleton
So I don't know what
(laugh)
I don't know what I'm gonna get for this
but I'm excited
Not sure I'd trust a Wish tattoo on my body
But I might do it
for the science
I like this
and I wanted to give myself
some disco skeleton vibee so.
Added to my basket !
Then we've got a lot of
not scary stuff
(laugh)
Really?
Just imagine people unzipping it
to have a chat
I'm sure COVID just ignores that little
hole next to the zip as well
yeah that's great
very spooky
for all the wrong reasons
What's happening to her nose?
What is she sucking off it ?
No subtelty with this knock off Pennywise
He's like "Yep
I eat children. What of it?
Wear the t shirt "
(music)
I must have ordered one of these
I actually don't know which one I chose
that'll be an exciting mystery
when I open the packages
Aeh oh yeah
(laugh)
Moving dog mouth mascoo-
mascoot
mascot costume FURSTUIT MASK
I'm finally gonna become a furry
and live the dream
It's been so long since i ordered this
I've probably forgotten half of it
So prepare for some surprises as well
Before we delve into Wish
If you missed out on any of my new merch
We've had a restock
of the pumpkin spice candles
and also the long sleeves
I think this'll be the last restock
So if you wanna grab any
They're good for all year 'round
not just for Halloween
you can got to amazingphilshop.com
Alright
let's get opening
(spooky music)
What is this
A bag within a bag
Ooh! Multiple things!
What the frick ?!
I think I went a bit overboard
on this one lads
Alright let's start on a small one
What have we got here?
Ooh! It's the tattoos !
Am I gonna give myself a wish tattoo?
(laugh)
I think it's happening
Alright let's get the most spooky one
and put it on my body
That could be good on my face
Don't wanna know what's going on there
Spooky hands
That's a sexy demon
YeEeeeEE
Eat me... Senpai ?
That's a good one!
I'm gonna go with a good old scratch
Normally with these you just
wet it don't you?
Got my drink
(violin music)
Uh! Uh it's cold!
I've got someone coming to fix
the waching machine tomorrow
so I hope this washes off by then
or they'll just think I'm super cool
Thankfully it's not burning my face
so I think we're good
Moment of truth!
(music)
That looks so good!
This video is like 57% spookier now!
Well done Wish!
You've upped your game!
I thought that would just not work
or burn my face off
so Cullen me wrong
We're gonna go straight in
with a strong 4 stars
They send really short descriptions
of what's in the bags
and this one just says "coat."
(laugh)
I don't remember ordering a coat
What is this?
Oh! I forgot I got this!
It's a pumpkin suit!
this was like 2 pounds
Is this gonna fit me?
I think it could
It's happening
Got my frilly bits
I can't really move my arms in it
but it's actually pretty good
I can finally actually become
the pumpkin dance man
(spooky music)
Do you know that the most
googled thing about me is
"Is phil lester the pumpkin dance man"?
No it's not actually me
I'm sorry
it was a joke
The material is really cheap
it's basically made out of paper
I'm gonna give it 3 stars
This pumpkin is really failing me
Hello!
Noo! Noooo!
It's the scary man face!
Ohh! (laugh) it looks like
they've just sent someone's skin
(deep voice) Hello Clarisse
(saxophone music)
I'm going in
Uh!
I literally feel like
I'm wearing someone's skin
Wait I need to do my hair
The eyes are inverting
into my own eyeballs
Oh! Why are the eyes slits so small?
Hi guys! AmazingBill here
It's been a while since I've made a video
I missed ya
huh I need to get it off
I need to get it off!
Noo
Ah! It's stuck
my head is too big
(disgusted noises)
minus 3 stars
That was genuinely one of
the most disturbign things
I've done on Youtube
This is just described as "tools."
I'm quite scared
but also intrigued
It's just a creepy picture
of a little girl
how is this "tools"?
AH! (laugh)
Oh my god
no
Look at this!
So it's just like "lalala
why is this creepy?" BOO
That's so good!
Holograms aren't usually that good
Are these called holograms?
I don't know
whatever
I'm just gonna put this on the wall
to creep people out
Wish! you are knocking it out of the
sack today! the sack?
the park
I'm gonna give it 4 stars
Alright what are you I'm just gonna
reach in the bag UH! UH!
it's squishy! Oh it's a human tongue!
That looks quite real
Why was this on the list of things
I was like: Yep
Thanks Phil in the past
Ewww that is really gross
Let me find my order for this
'cause I don't remember the product page
Oh there it is!
I think they might've exagarated
the lenght a little bit on that woman
this is like the opposite
of visual ASMR
It's meant to be like a prank
so you put it in you mouth-
I'm gonna be honest it stinks
so I'm not gonna put it
in my mouth
I look like an emoji!
(throat noises)
And then you grab it and you're "Oh
my god what's happeing to me! Linda!"
Or you could just do something kinky
I don't know
it's gross
I don't like that I own it
2 stars
What is next
in my spooky selection?
Hello! Oh I was excited by this!
A wall climbing spider!
Gravity defying technology,
drives anywhere
It's quite cute actually
it' not like a horrible tarentula
Alright I found a switch on its ass
Ooh! its eyes light up did you see that!
Hellooo
And then.. AH
Oh I guess that's-
that's so loud-
I guess that's how it sticks to the wall
Guys!
Alright here we go
Nooo!
This is like, incredible!
I can't believe it
OH!
Sorry
Be free!
Is it actually gonna work
on the ceiling?
Look at this!
Woooh!
(laugh)
oh no!
(spooky music)
Well that's officially the best thing
I've ever experienced soo
that is 9 stars out of 5
I don't think we're gonna top it
in this video guys
What's this?
Oh it's the creepy LED mask!
Feels very cheap
don't wanna strap these electrics
to my face
gonna do it
That's quite scary looking anyway
I'm not sure where you put the wire
like where are you gonna hide this?
I guess you'd put it down your shirt
or something
You can't really tell it's on
it's making a very high pitched
buzzing noise next to my eye
which is scaring me
Alright let's turn the lights off
(stumbles) ow
That's coo! You gotta be in a pretty
dark room to get the full effect
but I like it
I'm gonna give it a 3 and a half
it's doing its thing
the buzzing is scaring me though
I just pressed it again
and it is in dance mode!
(party music)
i've got to up my estimations
it's getting a 4
Definitely gonna use that next Halloween!
(singing) "What is spook
baby don't spook me"
what is this?
Why is it wet?
Oh it's the skeleton!
We got the skeleton!
It's a lot smaller than i thought
it would be
But it's high quality actually!
Maybe I could serve.a roast dinner
in this like the picture
Oh no
(slowed down) but it's high quality actually
Rest in peace, can i get that back on?
Oh it is quite tall, it's just got
very long legs
I'm gonna give him a - no not five - 4
Ooh! Oh it's the (laugh)
the best 'til last
It's my fursuit!
it's finally here!
its got some very derpy eyes
this mask doesn't stink inside
but it looks very eeh sinister in there
What is THAT? it's what
I'm about to put my face into
let's just do it
wooh
(howl)
Is it what it's like inside a fursuit?
It's kind of satisfying
It says the mouth should open though
Oh! Oh okay
Helloooo
oh my god that's so weird
It's pretty much impossible
to open the mouth
Furries if this is what it's like
inside your suits, then
10 points for dedication from me
I respect you massively
I'm gonna give this a 5
Okay the eyes are fully steamed up
I can't see anything
There could be a murderer in the room
with me right now
(scary sound) (gasp)
(cough)
I just breathed in some fur
Ew it went in my mouth
Set me free!
Alright this has been fun
I hope you have a fun spooky season
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(laugh)
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Goodbye!