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Annoying Orange - U Can't Squash This (U Can't Touch This Spoof)

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    -So, since I've got the chocolate outside
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    and the creamy inside,
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    I'm probably the best cookie ever invented.
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    -Whoa! Thanks for "filling" me in. [laughs]
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    -[sarcastically]: Wow. Never heard that one before.
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    -Hey! Hey, Oreo!
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    -What?
    -Squash!
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    -What's a squa--
    [squash!]
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    -Whoa!
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    -Eww! Not crumb bum again!
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    -Hey, hey Squashy! Hey, Squashy, hey!
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    -What? What is it?
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    -You can't squash this!
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    [tune of U Can't Touch This playing]
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    You can't squash this!
    -But I don't even want to squash you.
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    -You can't squash this!
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    -I actually like you.
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    -What's happening?
    -You can't squash this!
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    -(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh
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    -My-my-my-my-my friend Squash
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    Squashes so hard
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    -[yells]
    -Makes me say... oh, my gourd
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    Thank you for blessing me
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    With a rind so fine these two ripe beets
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    It feels good
    -I'm sorry!
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    -When you know you're round
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    And you know that Squash
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    Can't pound you down
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    I'm a fan... of Smosh
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    But I'm a dope fruit that
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    You know you can't squash
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    [Orange laughs]
    -I like Smosh, too!
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    -You can't squash this!
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    -(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
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    -You can't squash this!
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    -But I don't want to squash anybody!
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    -You can't squash this!
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    -Why do I keep squashing everything?
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    -Every time you see Squash
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    He's squashing fruits and veggies
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    He's mean to broccoli
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    And he gives bananas wedgies
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    -I don't even know how I'm doing this!
    -Now Squash is still my buddy
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    Even though he squashes limes
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    -I can't help it!
    -And even though he tries to squash me
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    Every time I rhyme
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    I'm fast, and I'm funny
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    And you know that I am fresh
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    I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange
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    I'm Orange, and you know that I'm the best
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    You can't squash this!
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    -Ugh!
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    -You can't squash this!
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    -Ahh!
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    -(chorus) Oh-oh, oh
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    -You can't squash this!
    -Ahh!
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    -You can't squash this!
    -Please, make him stop!
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    -Stop!
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    Motorboat!
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    [all fluttering lips rhythmically]
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    -Ugh!
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    Ahh!
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    [yells]
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    -(Orange) Go, Squash! You're really "crushing" it.
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    You okay, Squash?
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    You look like you're coming down with something.
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    You must be an artist,
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    because you're a real "splatter" painter. [laughs]
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    -Aw, crap!
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    [squash!]
    -Eww!!
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    -You can't squash this!
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    -Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here.
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    Thanks for watching the brand-new Orange video.
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    As always, if you liked it,
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    make sure to squash that "like" button!
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    And let us know in the comments below
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    who you would like to squash.
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    Let's give away a T-shirt!
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    Here's what I want you to do.
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    Go to last week's video. It's called "Bacon Invaders."
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    There's a hidden Fruitball in it; here's what it looks like.
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    Go find it, come back here,
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    and let us know where it was at.
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    We'll go through the comments
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    and pick a random winner for a T-shirt. That's right.
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    All right, guys, until next time, say no to drugs,
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    say yes to SQUASH! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]
Title:
Annoying Orange - U Can't Squash This (U Can't Touch This Spoof)
Description:

MC Orange is on the mic...and not even Squash can stop him.

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CREATED BY:
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PRODUCED BY:
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AARON MASSEY: http://youtube.com/podunkpictures
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:29
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