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-So, since I've got the chocolate outside

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and the creamy inside,

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I'm probably the best cookie ever invented.

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-Whoa! Thanks for "filling" me in. [laughs]

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-[sarcastically]: Wow. Never heard that one before.

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-Hey! Hey, Oreo!

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-What?[br]-Squash!

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-What's a squa--[br][squash!]

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-Whoa!

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-Eww! Not crumb bum again!

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-Hey, hey Squashy! Hey, Squashy, hey!

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-What? What is it?

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-You can't squash this!

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[tune of U Can't Touch This playing]

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You can't squash this![br]-But I don't even want to squash you.

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-You can't squash this!

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-I actually like you.

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-What's happening?[br]-You can't squash this!

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-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh

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-My-my-my-my-my friend Squash

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Squashes so hard

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-[yells][br]-Makes me say... oh, my gourd

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Thank you for blessing me

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With a rind so fine these two ripe beets

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It feels good[br]-I'm sorry!

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-When you know you're round

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And you know that Squash

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Can't pound you down

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I'm a fan... of Smosh

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But I'm a dope fruit that

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You know you can't squash

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[Orange laughs][br]-I like Smosh, too!

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-You can't squash this!

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-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

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-You can't squash this!

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-But I don't want to squash anybody!

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-You can't squash this!

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-Why do I keep squashing everything?

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-Every time you see Squash

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He's squashing fruits and veggies

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He's mean to broccoli

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And he gives bananas wedgies

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-I don't even know how I'm doing this![br]-Now Squash is still my buddy[br]

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Even though he squashes limes

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-I can't help it![br]-And even though he tries to squash me

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Every time I rhyme

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I'm fast, and I'm funny

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And you know that I am fresh

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I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange

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I'm Orange, and you know that I'm the best

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You can't squash this!

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-Ugh!

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-You can't squash this!

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-Ahh!

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-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh

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-You can't squash this![br]-Ahh!

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-You can't squash this![br]-Please, make him stop!

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-Stop!

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Motorboat!

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[all fluttering lips rhythmically]

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-Ugh!

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Ahh!

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[yells]

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-(Orange) Go, Squash! You're really "crushing" it.

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You okay, Squash?

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You look like you're coming down with something.

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You must be an artist,

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because you're a real "splatter" painter. [laughs]

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-Aw, crap!

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[squash!][br]-Eww!!

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-You can't squash this!

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-Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here.

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Thanks for watching the brand-new Orange video.

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As always, if you liked it,

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make sure to squash that "like" button!

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And let us know in the comments below

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who you would like to squash.

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Let's give away a T-shirt!

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Here's what I want you to do.

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Go to last week's video. It's called "Bacon Invaders."

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There's a hidden Fruitball in it; here's what it looks like.

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Go find it, come back here,

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and let us know where it was at.

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We'll go through the comments

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and pick a random winner for a T-shirt. That's right.

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All right, guys, until next time, say no to drugs,

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say yes to SQUASH! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]