-So, since I've got the chocolate outside

and the creamy inside,

I'm probably the best cookie ever invented.

-Whoa! Thanks for "filling" me in. [laughs]

-[sarcastically]: Wow. Never heard that one before.

-Hey! Hey, Oreo!

-What?
-Squash!

-What's a squa--
[squash!]

-Whoa!

-Eww! Not crumb bum again!

-Hey, hey Squashy! Hey, Squashy, hey!

-What? What is it?

-You can't squash this!

[tune of U Can't Touch This playing]

You can't squash this!
-But I don't even want to squash you.

-You can't squash this!

-I actually like you.

-What's happening?
-You can't squash this!

-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh

-My-my-my-my-my friend Squash

Squashes so hard

-[yells]
-Makes me say... oh, my gourd

Thank you for blessing me

With a rind so fine these two ripe beets

It feels good
-I'm sorry!

-When you know you're round

And you know that Squash

Can't pound you down

I'm a fan... of Smosh

But I'm a dope fruit that

You know you can't squash

[Orange laughs]
-I like Smosh, too!

-You can't squash this!

-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

-You can't squash this!

-But I don't want to squash anybody!

-You can't squash this!

-Why do I keep squashing everything?

-Every time you see Squash

He's squashing fruits and veggies

He's mean to broccoli

And he gives bananas wedgies

-I don't even know how I'm doing this!
-Now Squash is still my buddy

Even though he squashes limes

-I can't help it!
-And even though he tries to squash me

Every time I rhyme

I'm fast, and I'm funny

And you know that I am fresh

I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange

I'm Orange, and you know that I'm the best

You can't squash this!

-Ugh!

-You can't squash this!

-Ahh!

-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh

-You can't squash this!
-Ahh!

-You can't squash this!
-Please, make him stop!

-Stop!

Motorboat!

[all fluttering lips rhythmically]

-Ugh!

Ahh!

[yells]

-(Orange) Go, Squash! You're really "crushing" it.

You okay, Squash?

You look like you're coming down with something.

You must be an artist,

because you're a real "splatter" painter. [laughs]

-Aw, crap!

[squash!]
-Eww!!

-You can't squash this!

-Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here.

Thanks for watching the brand-new Orange video.

As always, if you liked it,

make sure to squash that "like" button!

And let us know in the comments below

who you would like to squash.

Let's give away a T-shirt!

Here's what I want you to do.

Go to last week's video. It's called "Bacon Invaders."

There's a hidden Fruitball in it; here's what it looks like.

Go find it, come back here,

and let us know where it was at.

We'll go through the comments

and pick a random winner for a T-shirt. That's right.

All right, guys, until next time, say no to drugs,

say yes to SQUASH! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]