[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.14,0:00:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So, since I've got the chocolate outside
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.44,0:00:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the creamy inside,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.26,0:00:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm probably the best cookie ever invented.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.90,0:00:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa! Thanks for "filling" me in. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.51,0:00:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[sarcastically]: Wow. Never heard that one before.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.52,0:00:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey! Hey, Oreo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.85,0:00:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?\N-Squash!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.26,0:00:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's a squa--\N[squash!]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.90,0:00:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.90,0:00:20.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eww! Not crumb bum again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.90,0:00:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, hey Squashy! Hey, Squashy, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.25,0:00:24.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What? What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.87,0:00:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.90,0:00:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[tune of U Can't Touch This playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.51,0:00:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't squash this!\N-But I don't even want to squash you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.62,0:00:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.74,0:00:34.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I actually like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.47,0:00:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's happening?\N-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.90,0:00:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-My-my-my-my-my friend Squash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.55,0:00:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squashes so hard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.47,0:00:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[yells]\N-Makes me say... oh, my gourd
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.10,0:00:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for blessing me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.57,0:00:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With a rind so fine these two ripe beets
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.17,0:00:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels good\N-I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.25,0:00:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-When you know you're round
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.04,0:00:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you know that Squash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.71,0:00:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't pound you down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.57,0:00:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a fan... of Smosh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.10,0:00:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm a dope fruit that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.87,0:00:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you can't squash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.90,0:00:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Orange laughs]\N-I like Smosh, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.95,0:00:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.23,0:00:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.69,0:00:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.52,0:01:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-But I don't want to squash anybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.74,0:01:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.44,0:01:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why do I keep squashing everything?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.77,0:01:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Every time you see Squash
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.24,0:01:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's squashing fruits and veggies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.89,0:01:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's mean to broccoli
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.27,0:01:10.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he gives bananas wedgies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.70,0:01:12.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't even know how I'm doing this!\N-Now Squash is still my buddy\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.60,0:01:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though he squashes limes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.03,0:01:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I can't help it!\N-And even though he tries to squash me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.05,0:01:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time I rhyme
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.42,0:01:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fast, and I'm funny
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.12,0:01:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you know that I am fresh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.85,0:01:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.05,0:01:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Orange, and you know that I'm the best
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.77,0:01:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.94,0:01:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.76,0:01:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.52,0:01:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.74,0:01:30.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.05,0:01:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!\N-Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.17,0:01:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!\N-Please, make him stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.58,0:01:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.50,0:01:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Motorboat!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.20,0:01:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[all fluttering lips rhythmically]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.57,0:01:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.36,0:01:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.28,0:01:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[yells]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.16,0:01:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Orange) Go, Squash! You're really "crushing" it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.44,0:01:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You okay, Squash?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.60,0:01:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like you're coming down with something.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.37,0:01:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must be an artist,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.60,0:01:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you're a real "splatter" painter. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.92,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Aw, crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[squash!]\N-Eww!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.35,0:02:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You can't squash this!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.22,0:02:04.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.47,0:02:05.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for watching the brand-new Orange video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.99,0:02:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As always, if you liked it,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.96,0:02:08.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure to squash that "like" button!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.52,0:02:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And let us know in the comments below
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who you would like to squash.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.56,0:02:12.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's give away a T-shirt!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.97,0:02:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's what I want you to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.90,0:02:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to last week's video. It's called "Bacon Invaders."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.12,0:02:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a hidden Fruitball in it; here's what it looks like.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.20,0:02:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go find it, come back here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.26,0:02:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and let us know where it was at.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.59,0:02:22.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll go through the comments
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.67,0:02:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pick a random winner for a T-shirt. That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.71,0:02:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, guys, until next time, say no to drugs,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.12,0:02:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say yes to SQUASH! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]