-So, since I've got the chocolate outside
and the creamy inside,
I'm probably the best cookie ever invented.
-Whoa! Thanks for "filling" me in. [laughs]
-[sarcastically]: Wow. Never heard that one before.
-Hey! Hey, Oreo!
-What? -Squash!
-What's a squa-- [squash!]
-Whoa!
-Eww! Not crumb bum again!
-Hey, hey Squashy! Hey, Squashy, hey!
-What? What is it?
-You can't squash this!
[tune of U Can't Touch This playing]
You can't squash this! -But I don't even want to squash you.
-You can't squash this!
-I actually like you.
-What's happening? -You can't squash this!
-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh
-My-my-my-my-my friend Squash
Squashes so hard
-[yells] -Makes me say... oh, my gourd
Thank you for blessing me
With a rind so fine these two ripe beets
It feels good -I'm sorry!
-When you know you're round
And you know that Squash
Can't pound you down
I'm a fan... of Smosh
But I'm a dope fruit that
You know you can't squash
[Orange laughs] -I like Smosh, too!
-You can't squash this!
-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
-You can't squash this!
-But I don't want to squash anybody!
-You can't squash this!
-Why do I keep squashing everything?
-Every time you see Squash
He's squashing fruits and veggies
He's mean to broccoli
And he gives bananas wedgies
-I don't even know how I'm doing this! -Now Squash is still my buddy
Even though he squashes limes
-I can't help it! -And even though he tries to squash me
Every time I rhyme
I'm fast, and I'm funny
And you know that I am fresh
I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange
I'm Orange, and you know that I'm the best
You can't squash this!
-Ugh!
-You can't squash this!
-Ahh!
-(chorus) Oh-oh, oh
-You can't squash this! -Ahh!
-You can't squash this! -Please, make him stop!
-Stop!
Motorboat!
[all fluttering lips rhythmically]
-Ugh!
Ahh!
[yells]
-(Orange) Go, Squash! You're really "crushing" it.
You okay, Squash?
You look like you're coming down with something.
You must be an artist,
because you're a real "splatter" painter. [laughs]
-Aw, crap!
[squash!] -Eww!!
-You can't squash this!
-Hey, what's up, guys? Dane here.
Thanks for watching the brand-new Orange video.
As always, if you liked it,
make sure to squash that "like" button!
And let us know in the comments below
who you would like to squash.
Let's give away a T-shirt!
Here's what I want you to do.
Go to last week's video. It's called "Bacon Invaders."
There's a hidden Fruitball in it; here's what it looks like.
Go find it, come back here,
and let us know where it was at.
We'll go through the comments
and pick a random winner for a T-shirt. That's right.
All right, guys, until next time, say no to drugs,
say yes to SQUASH! [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]