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Beach Bodies (in spoken word) - David Fasanya and Gabriel Barralaga

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    I don't know about you, but
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    I'm trying to get this beach body,
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    that P90X,
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    Brad Pitt,
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    Bradley Cooper,
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    Tyrese,
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    Trey Songz,
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    Matthew McConaughey
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    beach body!
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    I'm trying to sweat in front of everybody.
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    Word.
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    And get that shorty with them Angelina Jolie lips
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    to lick my torso,
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    get me looking like a wet chocolate.
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    Look at my biceps.
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    They're kind of puny.
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    They're kind of chunky.
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    But I've been working on them.
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    We can be models.
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    I could take off my shirt mad sexy.
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    I could stare at a camera intensely
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    for 37 seconds straight and not blink.
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    I could bathe in baby oil.
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    I could run on the beach in slow motion.
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    I could cat walk down a runway in zebra panties.
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    I can't do that.
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    Having a slow metabolism ruins everything.
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    All my friends will be in tank tops,
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    and I'll be in a hoodie.
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    I'm good at zipping up my insecurities,
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    thinking I could sweat them out.
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    I'm trying to get this beach body!
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    I'm too skinny.
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    I guzzle junk food like my mouth's a garbage chute,
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    but my intestines are allergic to trans fat.
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    I want to be a flexing horse leg,
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    galloping beach sand into a red carpet,
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    customized for me
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    to strut the shore side
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    like a centaur on a conveyor belt.
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    I'm trying to get this beach body,
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    but there is salvation in snack closets,
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    on licked plates of seconds,
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    at the bottom of a pint of ice cream.
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    I use Haagen Dazs as a morphine cylinder
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    because she said my arms weren't strong enough to carry her.
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    I think I'm weak.
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    I think I'm fat.
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    I think I'm ugly.
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    The beach is no place for a whale like me,
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    for a mini van with its tank on E.
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    I want to be Baywatch bareable,
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    broken, bottle-cut, have you seen my muscles
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    and my scars?
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    You smell that?
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    That's macho moisture.
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    My hour-long work out routine consists of
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    5 minutes of push-ups on my bedroom floor,
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    a denial mirror repelling my lanky limbs;
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    5 minutes of keeping my chin high over the bar of self doubt;
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    10 minutes placing 100 pounds of failure on my chest
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    so it becomes the elephant in the room;
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    10 minutes jogging with ghosts
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    chuckling at my chunky thighs,
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    and I'll smile,
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    knowing I'll soon be able to fit in my old butt pants;
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    30 minutes thinking sweat is a masculinity cloak.
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    And I'm weary from trying to work out my irrational fears,
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    drown them in a puddle of perspiration,
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    shove the imperfections I should be proud of under water:
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    my gap-tooth smile,
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    my frizzy hair,
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    my funny shaped head,
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    the extra weight that kept me grounded,
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    the missing pounds that make me
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    a kite flailing free through the wind,
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    not bound by muscle.
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    So, yes,
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    I'm trying to get this beach body,
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    that Channing Tatum,
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    David Beckham,
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    LL Cool J
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    beach body!
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    But we're tired
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    and exhausted
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    from trying to be something we're not.
Title:
Beach Bodies (in spoken word) - David Fasanya and Gabriel Barralaga
Description:

View full lesson: http://ed.ted.com/lessons/beach-bodies-in-spoken-word-david-fasanya-and-gabriel-barralaga

What leads to the way we perceive our body image? In a thought-provoking and humorous performance at TEDYouth 2012, spoken word poets David Fasanya and Gabriel Barralaga pose a challenge to rethink how we see ourselves.

Performance by David Fasanya and Gabriel Barralaga.

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Video Language:
English
Team:
closed TED
Project:
TED-Ed
Duration:
03:33

English subtitles

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