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(Newscast music)
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TV broadcaster: Welcome to eyewitness news at 6.
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With Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter,
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Fred Donahugh, sports, Dallas Coleman weather,
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and now, Buffalo's number 1 news team.
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Susan Ortega: Good evening,
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and welcome to eyewitness news at 6.
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I'm Susan Ortega.
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Evan Baxter: I'm Evan Baxter, and here's what's making news.
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A potential scandal with the Buffalo PD surfaced today,
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when the mayor...(voice squeaks)..(coughs)
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(voice squeaking when trying to speak)
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(high scratchy voice) In response to allegation,
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I'm sorry, I seem to have something stuck...
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Producer: Can somebody get him some water please?
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(Evan coughs)
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Susan: It looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
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(Evan laughing in a high pitch)
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(Evan coughs)
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Evan: There we go, sorry about that.
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In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden
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visited Washington today,
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and my tiny little nipples went to France.
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Producer: What did he just say?
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Check the prompter.
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Second producer: The prompter's fine!
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Producer: Evan, read the copy.
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Please, the copy's good. Just read it!
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Evan: The White House reception committee
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greeted the prime rib roast minister,
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and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl.
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(Bruce laughs while typing)
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Evan: I lika do da cha cha.
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(paper's rustling)
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Evan: I'm sorry, we seem to be having some technical difficulties.
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In other news...(loud farting)
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Evan: (farting) (coughs) My apologies.
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(Evan coughing)
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(Evan yelling gibberish)
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(Evan coughs)
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(Evan yelling gibberish)
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Evan: ahhh do do ca ca poo poo.
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(Evan yelling gibberish) Evan: ahh PEE PEE.
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(Evan yelling gibberish and laughing)
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(music)
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(Bruce laughing)
