(Newscast music)
TV broadcaster: Welcome to eyewitness news at 6.
With Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter,
Fred Donahugh, sports, Dallas Coleman weather,
and now, Buffalo's number 1 news team.
Susan Ortega: Good evening,
and welcome to eyewitness news at 6.
I'm Susan Ortega.
Evan Baxter: I'm Evan Baxter, and here's what's making news.
A potential scandal with the Buffalo PD surfaced today,
when the mayor...(voice squeaks)..(coughs)
(voice squeaking when trying to speak)
(high scratchy voice) In response to allegation,
I'm sorry, I seem to have something stuck...
Producer: Can somebody get him some water please?
(Evan coughs)
Susan: It looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
(Evan laughing in a high pitch)
(Evan coughs)
Evan: There we go, sorry about that.
In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden
visited Washington today,
and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Producer: What did he just say?
Check the prompter.
Second producer: The prompter's fine!
Producer: Evan, read the copy.
Please, the copy's good. Just read it!
Evan: The White House reception committee
greeted the prime rib roast minister,
and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl.
(Bruce laughs while typing)
Evan: I lika do da cha cha.
(paper's rustling)
Evan: I'm sorry, we seem to be having some technical difficulties.
In other news...(loud farting)
Evan: (farting) (coughs) My apologies.
(Evan coughing)
(Evan yelling gibberish)
(Evan coughs)
(Evan yelling gibberish)
Evan: ahhh do do ca ca poo poo.
(Evan yelling gibberish) Evan: ahh PEE PEE.
(Evan yelling gibberish and laughing)
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(Bruce laughing)