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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Newscast music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.100,0:00:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TV broadcaster: Welcome to eyewitness news at 6.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.04,0:00:07.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.94,0:00:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fred Donahugh, sports, Dallas Coleman weather,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.96,0:00:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now, Buffalo's number 1 news team.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.31,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Susan Ortega: Good evening,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and welcome to eyewitness news at 6.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.58,0:00:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Susan Ortega.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.62,0:00:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evan Baxter: I'm Evan Baxter, and here's what's making news.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.44,0:00:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A potential scandal with the Buffalo PD surfaced today,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.24,0:00:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when the mayor...(voice squeaks)..(coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.16,0:00:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(voice squeaking when trying to speak)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.83,0:00:34.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(high scratchy voice) In response to allegation,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.35,0:00:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, I seem to have something stuck...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.88,0:00:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Producer: Can somebody get him some water please?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.11,0:00:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.87,0:00:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Susan: It looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.08,0:00:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan laughing in a high pitch)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.21,0:00:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.15,0:00:48.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evan: There we go, sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.91,0:00:51.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.100,0:00:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,visited Washington today,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.77,0:00:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.52,0:00:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Producer: What did he just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.36,0:01:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check the prompter.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second producer: The prompter's fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.77,0:01:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Producer: Evan, read the copy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.07,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, the copy's good. Just read it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.49,0:01:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evan: The White House reception committee
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.18,0:01:12.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,greeted the prime rib roast minister,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.49,0:01:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I do the cha cha like a sissy girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.31,0:01:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bruce laughs while typing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.12,0:01:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evan: I lika do da cha cha.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.31,0:01:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(paper's rustling)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.57,0:01:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evan: I'm sorry, we seem to be having some technical difficulties.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.90,0:01:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In other news...(loud farting)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.93,0:01:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evan: (farting) (coughs) My apologies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.93,0:01:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan coughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.20,0:01:44.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan yelling gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.19,0:01:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.38,0:02:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan yelling gibberish)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.09,0:02:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Evan: ahhh do do ca ca poo poo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.19,0:02:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan yelling gibberish) Evan: ahh PEE PEE.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.30,0:02:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Evan yelling gibberish and laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.51,0:02:20.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.41,0:02:21.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Bruce laughing)