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Subs and translation: by 8/co/ and chrossrank ct
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Congratulations!
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You have decided to stop
being a pathetic burden
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and become a
competent adversary
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with Black Hat
Organization's training plan.
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Learn what NOT to do
with the lost cases of:
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Rhy... Rybofl...
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Ryboflavin!
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Welcome to episode 2, Volume 1 of my
orientation videos for villains from Black Hat Organization!
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This time, we're judging the use of
one of my oldest techniques
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that for centuries has been used for all
kinds of villains
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to steal the identity of their heroic rivals.
The shapeshifter technique!
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This means to take the hero's place, his appearance,
his mannerisms,
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aroma, dreams, and bonds so then DESTROY
everything he is or will be.
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Let's analyze this technique through...
-Master Nohayas. -Hello, gems and more gems! Woohoo!
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This sad sack of a villain called "Nohayas"
faces a pair of heroes called:
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Prohayas and Vember?
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Nohayas has decided to use the ability to
STEAL Prohayas's identity.
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And now my imitation as that lady.
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Look at me, I'm her.
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Thanks, you have been a great
audience.
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This moron started his path to evil when
as a kid bought the "My Villainy" kit.
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From Black Hat Organization for young villains.
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Which is an offer including poison, spellbook,
Necronimicon for Kids, fake moustache, villain for dummies,
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memory wand and a black hat.
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Now let's see how he develops his abilities
starting from childhood. -Are you ok?
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-I think so, hey I think you're me.
-Nah, you're me (Ad infinitum)
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SHUT UP!
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-Wanna play?
-No, yes, no yes.
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Rule 104: Earn the confidence of
the hero to later betray him.
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-Look what my sword can do! Woo!
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Wow! You have to shake it with attitude
like this. No Yes!
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Don't you love looking at a burning building?!
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-Hey kids, I only asked for some little
farm work.
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-What the broccoli? The darn barn burns!
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Did you spot it?
He only burned the barn.
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I would've burned all the harvest,
the flora, fauna, the whole COUNTRY, THE HEROES!
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Holy... shapeshifters! They've replaced the
kids and want to get rid of the evidence.
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We know that young villains are prone to
failiure and humilliation.
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That's why we included the amnesia
Magisword in the kit.
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Awful. Now let's see his teen years.
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Agh! Too far!
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Who's the new kid?
Why does he look like me?
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A great resource is to make the hero
uncomfortable with your mere presence.
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-I'll teach you to make truth serum.
-While this attempt at a teacher teaches the recipe,
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I'll teach you the antidote to make your
lies lasting and venomous.
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-Go to the clinic and mix
with the slime of an honest ape.
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-Go to the ninth circle of hell and mix with
lying snake's poison. -Poison! Poison!
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-...with the dandruff on the legs
of a cricket. -My name's Pepe.
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-Living puppet's nose. -I'm a real boy.
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-And the fruit of a tree
cut down with an axe.
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-Some George's wooden teeth.
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-Just brush the liar's teeth and he'll
stop the stories and give you real information.
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-Gargle the antidote and witness
how you spit lies left and right.
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-Secondary effects: Pathological lying and
extreme diarrhea. Exercise and avoid excess.
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A gargle from my truth antidote and you can
be sure of your lies.
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-I'm 100% sure I'm you! You need the truth toothbrush!
-The shapeshifter has to be completely sure he's his rival.
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But there's a little risk that has to be
taken into consideration:
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Never forget you are a villain.
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This is the second time he screws up and
is forced to use the amnesia sword.
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When your plan fails THIS hard you have two
options: Erase the evidence and try again.
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again, and again, and again!
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Or you can decide to stop failing
and hire the services of Black Hat Organization.
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Suffer no more! BHO will take care of
all your trouble, with henchmen, designing evil plans,
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Problems with heroes?
Call BHO consulting and assistance for villains.
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Let's see how evil he is as an adult.
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-Do you have the Magiswords we ordered?
-You ordered them 10 minutes ago.
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Learn what the hero desires most.
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-(Narrator) And then in Hero Services HQ!
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That's an HQ? A lair has to be a reflection
of the personality of its inhabitants.
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Not a tasteless cabin. Pathetic heroes.
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-We're on our way, sir. TO WORK!
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-Look at them, she doesn't even have pants.
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-Oh, not anymore. You already did it.
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-Oh for crying out loud! Why I must go through this again?!
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Kill them now!
-You're not us...
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-Even if you captured my essence.
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-Don't encourage him!
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-When you use shapeshifting on a couple...
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DON'T... USE... YOUR... HAND. How stupid
do you have to be to try and replace someone
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with your hand!
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-You think you're us,
but you still attack us?
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-One of the advantages of being an amoral entity
is to use your enemy's abilities against them
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but more much effectively.
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-It's proper to usurp his life
and his identity, but never, never, NEVER FORGET
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that you're a villain.
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Neither to believe you're a hero
NEVEREVEREVEEEER.
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I'll give you a tip for combat. If you're in a food fight
and you're getting food thrown at you...
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throw forks back at them.
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-Snowball Magisword, Pencil Magisword.
Black Hat Magisword.
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That cell is too weak, couldn't contain 5.0.5.
AIM PROPERLY, YOU ANIMAL.
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-Being with you was an extracorporeal experience.
-A villain should leave with an imposing phrase.
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WHAT WAS THAT?! I can't believe he didn't snap them in
half! They were just standing 3ft from him.
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Clearly, this idiot forgot he's a villain.
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-We can use the swords Nohayas can't.
-Oh I get it!
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When you let enemies go after defeating
them, you're giving them a chance to learn
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to defeat you.
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-I love to launch our enemies.
-Me too but this is a brief solution.
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I have an idea.
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-It can be appreciated the intellectual
decline this weaksauce suffered.
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-Rock Magisword...
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Haha, ignoramus, let's see how this insect
takes advantage of the situation.
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NONONO!
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What are you doing?! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!
Crap for brains, you just freed them!
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They could've died slowly and painfully!!
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-I think I'll just erase their memories. Yes no!
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-This is your last chance to try and be a villain.
Aim properly and don't screw this up!
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-Yes no!
-Of course not!
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You deserve no mercy.
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-Pencil Magisword!
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-Since I'm you all your Magiswords belong to me!
-Oh yeah, you're right.
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-How could you...! Son of a...!
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-I have a better idea.
-Paper bag magisword!
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-Watch this!
-Oh what's up!
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-That'll keep him busy forever.
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-This is the worst humiliation
for a shapeshifter!
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Be defeated by a bootleg version
of the technique.
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How is it possible for someone using the kit
step by step to fall for such a trap as mediocre as that!
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It's just heinous to be defeated by something
so stupid, pathetic, and disgusting as a PAPER BAG!
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How much of a loser you have to
be to THINK of using one in PUBLIC!
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-You're called Nohayas. -But why?!
-'Cause then you can be my friends! I make stuff about me so people can like me.
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I WASTE MY PRODUCTS ON
SOMETHING THIS RIDICULOUS LIKE FRIENDSHIP?
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MY SERVICES SERVE CHAOS AND
DESTRUCTION, NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS!
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I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE FROM
THIS BRAINLESS VENTRILOQUIST!
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I'll show his errors: Number 1!
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I'll show his errors: Number 1
Misuse of BHO products.
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Number 2, and more importantly:
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Number 2, and more importantly:
He lost his identity!
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Which caused number 3!
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Which caused number 3!
He fell into his own trap.
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There's only one thing
to do with such a "villain".
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♫ Villain, you that follows evil blindly
Stopping that pathetic goodness ♫
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♫ ... And always manage to defeat you
Villain, if only Black Hat your soul had ♫
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♫ There wouldn't be a hero that could stop you.
And in chaos your fantasies you could fulfill ~ ~ ♫
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♫ Villain ~ ~ ♫
